5ive Girls (2006) Movie Review

***Reader-Submitted Review***

By: SammyB
(Adelaide)



Directed by: Warren P. Sonoda
Written by:
Warren P. Sonoda
Starring:
Ron Perlman - Father Drake
Jennifer Miller - Alex
Jordan Madley - Mara
Terra Vnesa - Cecilia
Barbara Mamabolo - Leah
Tasha May - Connie (as Tasha May Currie)
Amy Lalonde - Miss Pearce
Krysta Carter - Elizabeth
James Kidnie - Virgil
Richard Alan Campbell - Mr. Garrison












Stars: 0

This has got to be the worst, most absurd, horrible piece of crap movie I have ever seen in my entire life!!!! And that's putting it nicely!!!!!!

This film advertises itself as a cool, hip newer version of witchy 1994 film "The Craft". What we got was an abomination of a film that should have been thrown out as quickly as it was made!! The basic plot is about 5 troubled teenage girls, who have been sent to a religious boarding school to mend their ways. While at the school they discover that they each have magical powers, and that there is a supernatural force or demon roaming the halls by the name of Legion.

I will ruin the end of this film for anyone reading this because this movie is a kin to having bamboo shoved under your fingernails. The girls use their powers once in the film on a pointless spell that doesn't work, they all get killed by the Legion (except one), and the priest (played by Ron Perlman) basically ends the film with saying that they were evil and had it coming!!!

I remember how enraged I was watching this film, and it grew more and more as the film went on. It seemed like a heavily religious warning saying "if you do anything that we don't approve of, then everything bad that happens was coming to you!" or something to that effect.

I watched this film 4 years ago and I will never, ever, EVER watch it again!!!....EVER!