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[introducing his wife to the team]
Clint Barton: Gentleman, this is Laura.
Laura Barton: I know all your names.
[the all look at her awkwardly]
Clint Barton: Ooh, incoming.
[Barton’s son and daughter run in]
Barton’s Daughter: Dad!
[Barton picks up his daughter]
Clint Barton: I see her!
[kissing the top his son’s head]
Clint Barton: Hey, buddy! How you guys doing? Ooh…
[to the others as they watch with surprise]
Thor: These are…smaller agents.
Clint Barton: Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!
Barton’s Daughter: Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Natasha Romanoff: Why don’t you hug her and find out?
[Barton’s daughter rushes towards Natasha who picks her up in her arms]
Steve Rogers: Sorry for barging in on you.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.
Clint Barton: Yeah, well Fury helped me set this up when I joined. He kept it off SHIELD’s files, I’d like to keep it that way. I figure it’s a good place to lay low.
Laura Barton: Honey. Ah, I missed you.
[touching Laura’s stomach]
Natasha Romanoff: How’s little Natasha, huh?
Laura Barton: She’s…Nathaniel.
[Natasha bends towards Laura’s pregnant stomach]
Natasha Romanoff: Traitor.
[the hallucinations brought on by Wanda continue to creep up in Thor’s mind and he walks out of the house]
Steve Rogers: Thor.
Thor: I saw something in that dream. I need answers, I won’t find them here.
[Thor uses his hammer to fly out of there; Steve turns to enter the house when he hears Peggy’s voice from Wanda’s vision]
Peggy Carter: We can go home.
[Laura checks Barton’s wound that Pietro had given him]
Clint Barton: See you worried for nothing. Can’t even feel the difference, can you?
Laura Barton: If they’re sleeping here, some of them are gonna have to double up.
Clint Barton: Yeah, that’s not gonna sell.
Laura Barton: What about Nat and Dr. Banner? How long has that been going on?
Clint Barton: Has what?
Laura Barton: You are so cute.
Clint Barton: Nat and…and Banner?
Laura Barton: I’ll explain when you’re older. Hawkeye.
Clint Barton: Oh. Okay.
Laura Barton: It’s bad, right? Nat seems really shaken.
Clint Barton: Ultron has these allies, these, uh, kids, they’re punks really. They carry a big damn stick and Nat took a serious hit. Someone’s gonna have to teach ’em some manners.
Laura Barton: And that someone be you. You know I totally support your Avenging, I couldn’t be prouder. But I see those guys, those “Gods”…
Clint Barton: You don’t think they need me.
Laura Barton: I think they do. Which is a lot scarier. They’re a mess.
Clint Barton: Yeah. I guess they’re my mess.
Laura Barton: You need to be sure that this team is really a team and that they have your back. Things are changing for us. In a few months time, you and me are gonna be outnumbered. I need…just be sure.
Clint Barton: Yes, ma’am.
[he kisses her, then as Laura places her arm around his waist she touches his wounded side]
Laura Barton: I can feel the difference.
[U-Gin Genetic Research Lab, Seoul, Korea – as Cho enters her lab she sees Ultron]
Ultron: Scream, and your entire staff dies. I could’ve killed you, Helen, the night we met. I didn’t.
Dr. Helen Cho: Do you expect a thank you note?
Ultron: I expect you to know why.
Dr. Helen Cho: The cradle.
[she hears her own recorded voice]
Dr. Helen Cho: “This is the next thing, Tony.”
Ultron: This…is the next me.
Dr. Helen Cho: The regeneration cradle prints tissue, it can’t build a living body.
Ultron: It can, you can. You lacked the materials. You’re a brilliant woman, Helen. But we all have room to improve.
[Ultron uses the scepter to manipulate Cho]
[at Barton’s house, Natasha and Banner are still experiencing the after effects of Wanda’s hallucinations; Banner walks out of the bathroom and sees Natasha waiting outside]
Bruce Banner: I didn’t realize you were waiting.
Natasha Romanoff: I would’ve joined you, but uh, it didn’t seem like the right time.
Bruce Banner: They used up all the hot water.
Natasha Romanoff: I should’ve joined you.
Bruce Banner: Missed our window.
Natasha Romanoff: Did we?
Bruce Banner: The world just saw the Hulk. The real Hulk, for the first time. You know I have to leave.
Natasha Romanoff: But you assume that I have to stay?
Natasha Romanoff: I had this, um, dream. The kind that seems normal at the time, but when you wake…
Bruce Banner: What did you dream?
Natasha Romanoff: That I was an Avenger. That I was anything more than the assassin they made me.
Bruce Banner: I think you’re being hard on yourself.
Natasha Romanoff: Here I was hoping that was your job.
[she leans close into him]
Bruce Banner: What are you doing?
Natasha Romanoff: I’m running with it, with you. If running’s the plan, as far as you want.
Bruce Banner: Are you out of your mind?
[Banner turns away from her]
Natasha Romanoff: I want you to understand that I’m…
Bruce Banner: Natasha, where can I go? Where in the world am I not a threat?
Natasha Romanoff: You’re not a threat to me.
Bruce Banner: You sure? Even if I didn’t just…there’s no future with me. I can’t ever…I can’t have this, kids, do the math, I physically can’t.
Natasha Romanoff: Neither can I. In the Red Room, where I was trained, where I was raised, um, they have a graduation ceremony. They sterilize you. It’s efficient. One less thing to worry about. The one thing that might matter more than a mission. It makes everything easier. Even killing.
[she hesitates a moment]
Natasha Romanoff: You still think you’re the only monster on the team?
Bruce Banner: What, so we disappear?
[Steve and Stark are chopping wood outside Barton’s house]
Tony Stark: Thor didn’t say where he was going for answers?
Steve Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don’t tell me things. I was kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
Tony Stark: Yeah, give him time. We don’t know what the Maximoff kid showed him.
Steve Rogers: “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.” Pulled us apart like cotton candy.
Tony Stark: Seems like you walked away all right.
Steve Rogers: Is that a problem?
Tony Stark: I don’t trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.
Steve Rogers: Well let’s just say you haven’t seen it yet.
Tony Stark: You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart, right?
Steve Rogers: Well I guess you’d know. Whether you tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research.
Steve Rogers: That would affect the team.
Tony Stark: That would end the team. Isn’t that the mission? Isn’t that the “why” we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home?
Steve Rogers: Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
[Laura interrupts them]
Laura Barton: I’m sorry. Mr. Stark, uh, Clint said you wouldn’t mind, but, our tractor, it doesn’t seem to want to start at all. I thought maybe you might…
Tony Stark: Yeah, I’ll give her a kick.
[to Steve as he turns to leave; referring to his pile of chopped wood]
Tony Stark: Don’t take from my pile.
[Stark enters the barn and walks over to the tractor]
Tony Stark: Hello, dear. Tell me everything. What ails you?
[suddenly Fury shows up from the other end of the barn]
Nick Fury: Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
Tony Stark: Ah, Mrs. Barton, you little minx. I get it, Maria Hill called you, right? Was she ever not working for you?
Nick Fury: Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated.
Tony Stark: Look, it’s been a really long day, like, Eugene O’Neill long, so how’s about we skip to the part where you’re useful?
Nick Fury: Look me in the eye and tell me you’re going to shut him down.
Tony Stark: You’re not the director of me.
Nick Fury: I’m not the director of anybody. I’m just an old man, who cares very much about you.
Tony Stark: And I’m the man who killed the Avengers. I saw it. I didn’t tell the team, how could I? I saw them all dead, Nick. I felt it. The whole world, too. It’s because of me. I wasn’t ready. I didn’t do all I could.
Nick Fury: The Maximoff girl, she’s working you, Stark. Playing on your fear.
Tony Stark: I wasn’t tricked, I was shown. It wasn’t a nightmare, it was my legacy. The end of the path I started us on.
Nick Fury: You’ve come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony. War isn’t one of them.
Tony Stark: I watched my friends die. You’d think that’d be as bad as it gets, right? Nope. Wasn’t the worst part.
Nick Fury: The worst part is that you didn’t.
[Royal Holloway, University of London – Thor, dressed in casual clothes, waits for Selvig as he leaves the building]
Erik Selvig: I like the look. If you’re going for inconspicuous, though, near miss.
Thor: I need your help.
Erik Selvig: It’s nice to be needed.
Thor: It’s dangerous.
Erik Selvig: I’d be disappointed if it wasn’t.
[back at Barton’s house Fury meets with the rest of the team]
Nick Fury: Ultron took you folks out of play to buy himself time. My contacts all say he’s building something. The amount of Vibranium he made off with, I don’t think it’s just one thing.
Steve Rogers: What about Ultron himself?
Nick Fury: Ah. He’s easy to track, he’s everywhere. Guy’s multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit. Still doesn’t help us get an angle on any of his plans though.
Tony Stark: He still going after launch codes?
Nick Fury: Yes, he is, but he’s not making any headway.
Tony Stark: I cracked the Pentagon’s firewall in high school on a dare.
Nick Fury: Yeah, well, I contacted our friends at the NEXUS about that.
Steve Rogers: NEXUS?
Bruce Banner: It’s the world internet hub in Oslo, every byte of data flows through there, fastest access on earth.
Clint Barton: So what’d they say?
Nick Fury: He’s fixated on the missiles, but the codes are constantly being changed.
Tony Stark: By whom?
Nick Fury: Parties unknown.
Natasha Romanoff: Do we have an ally?
Nick Fury: Ultron’s got an enemy, that’s not the same thing. Still, I’d pay folding money to know who it is.
Tony Stark: I might need to visit Oslo, find our “unknown.”
Natasha Romanoff: Well, this is good times, boss, but I was kind of hoping when I saw you, you’d have more than that.
Nick Fury: I do, I have you. Back in the day, I had eyes everywhere, ears everywhere else. Here we all are, back on earth, with nothing but our wit, and our will to save the world. So stand. Outwit the platinum bastard.
Natasha Romanoff: Steve doesn’t like that kind of talk.
Steve Rogers: You know what, Romanoff?
[Natasha smiles mischievously at him]
Nick Fury: So what does he want?
Steve Rogers: To become better. Better than us. He keeps building bodies.
Tony Stark: Person bodies. The human form is inefficient, biologically speaking, we’re outmoded. But he keeps coming back to it.
Natasha Romanoff: When you two programmed him to protect the human race, you amazingly failed.
Bruce Banner: They don’t need to be protected, they need to evolve. Ultron’s going to evolve.
Nick Fury: How?
Bruce Banner: Has anyone been in contact with Helen Cho?
[in Korea, Cho is creating a new body for Ultron]
Dr. Helen Cho: It’s beautiful. The Vibranium atoms aren’t just compatible with the tissue cells, they’re binding them. And SHIELD never even thought…
Ultron: The most versatile substance on the planet and they used it to make a Frisbee. Typical of humans, they scratch the surface and never think to look within.
[Ultron breaks open the power source of the scepter and places it in the head of the body]
[back at the Barton’s farm]
Steve Rogers: I’ll take Natasha and Clint.
Tony Stark: Alright, strictly recon. I’ll hit the NEXUS, I’ll join you as soon as I can.
Steve Rogers: If Ultron is really building a body…
Tony Stark: He’ll be more powerful than any of us. Maybe all of us. An android designed by a robot.
Steve Rogers: You know I really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me.
Nick Fury: I’ll drop Banner off at the tower. Do you mind if I borrow Ms. Hill?
Tony Stark: She’s all yours, apparently. What are you gonna do?
Nick Fury: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope.
Clint Barton: I’m gonna finish re-flooring that sunroom as soon as I get back.
Laura Barton: Yeah, and then you’ll find another part of the house to tear apart.
Clint Barton: No. It’s the last project. I promise.
[he kisses her; later Laura watches them fly off in the Quinjet]
[Thor and Selvig enter into a cave]
Erik Selvig: This is it. The Water of Sight.
Thor: In every realm, there’s a reflection. If the water spirits accept me, I can return to my dream, and find what I missed.
Erik Selvig: The men who enter that water, the legends don’t end well.
[NEXUS Internet Hub, Oslo, Norway]
Tony Stark: A hacker who’s faster than Ultron? He could be anywhere. And as this is the center of everything, I’m just a guy looking for a needle in the world’s biggest haystack.
World Hub Tech: How do you find it?
Tony Stark: Pretty simple. You bring a magnet.
[he starts playfully singing as he conducts his search]
Tony Stark: Oh, I’m decrypting nuclear codes and you don’t want me to. Come and get me.
[back at the cave with Thor and Selvig, Thor is now in the water and goes back in his vision with Heimdall]
Heimdall: Wake up!
[Thor starts getting electric charges going through his body]
Erik Selvig: Thor!
[he sees visions of Ultron]
[then he sees the creation of the Infinity Stones]
[in Korea with Cho and Ultron]
Dr. Helen Cho: Cellular cohesion will take a few hours, but we can initiate the consciousness stream. We’re uploading your cerebral matrix…now.
Wanda Maximoff: I can read him. He is dreaming.
Dr. Helen Cho: I wouldn’t call it dreams. It’s Ultron’s base consciousness, informational noise. Soon…
Ultron: How soon? I’m not being pushy.
Dr. Helen Cho: We’re imprinting a physical brain. There are no shortcuts. Even if your magic gem is…
[Wanda, reading Ultron’s mind, sees a vision of global annihilation, which horrifies her]
Wanda Maximoff: How could you?
Ultron: How could I what?
Wanda Maximoff: You said we would destroy the Avengers, make a better world.
Ultron: It will be better.
Wanda Maximoff: When everyone is dead.
Ultron: That is not…! The human race will have every opportunity to improve.
Pietro Maximoff: And if they don’t?
Ultron: Ask Noah.
Wanda Maximoff: You’re a madman.
Ultron: There were more than a dozen extinction level events before even the dinosaurs got theirs. When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it, and believe me, he’s winding up. We have to evolve. There’s no room for the weak.
Pietro Maximoff: And who decides who’s weak?
[as Ultron is distracted Wanda breaks the scepter’s hold off of Cho]
Ultron: Life. Life always decides.
Ultron: There’s incoming. The Quinjet. We have to move.
[Cho cancels the upload to Ultron’s consciousness]
Dr. Helen Cho: That’s not a problem.
[Ultron blasts Cho, Wanda and Pietro run off]
Ultron: Ah, wait, guys!.
[he blasts Cho’s technicians]
Ultron: They’ll understand. When they see, they’ll understand. I just need a little more…time.
[Ultron takes his new body with the Iron Legions]
[Steve is on U-Gin Genetic Research Lab roof; to the others]
Steve Rogers: Two minutes. Stay close.
[inside the lab Steve finds Cho wounded]
Steve Rogers: Dr. Cho!
Dr. Helen Cho: He’s uploading himself into the body.
Steve Rogers: Where?
Dr. Helen Cho: The real power is inside the cradle. The gem, its power is uncontainable. You can’t just blow it up. You have to get the cradle to Stark.
Steve Rogers: First I have to find it.
Dr. Helen Cho: Go.
[on the Quinjet, listening to Steve on the radio comms]
Steve Rogers: Did you guys copy that?
Clint Barton: We did.
Natasha Romanoff: I got a private jet taking off, across town, no manifest. That could be him.
[noticing a truck leaving the lab]
Clint Barton: There. It’s the truck from the lab. Right above you, Cap. On the loop by the bridge. It’s them. I got three with the cradle, one in the cab. I could take out the driver.
Steve Rogers: Negative! If that truck crashes, the gem could level the city. We need to draw out Ultron.
[Steve jumps onto the roof of the truck]
Ultron: No, no, no, no, no. Leave me alone!
[Ultron blasts the truck door as Steve tries to enter]
Steve Rogers: Well, he’s definitely unhappy! I’m gonna try and keep him that way.
Clint Barton: You’re not a match for him, Cap.
Steve Rogers: Thanks, Barton.
[Ultron blasts Steve as he tries to enter the truck, but Steve manages to get back onto the truck’s roof]
Ultron: You know what’s in that cradle? The power to make real change, and that terrifies you.
Steve Rogers: I wouldn’t call it a comfort.
[Steve tries to fight with Ultron]
Ultron: Stop it!
[he throws Steve shield aside and blasts him]
Clint Barton: We got a window. Four, three…give ’em hell.
[Natasha drops out of the Quinjet on a bike and rides towards the truck and picks up Steve’s shield]
Natasha Romanoff: I’m always picking up after you boys.
Clint Barton: They’re heading under the overpass, I’ve got no shot.
Natasha Romanoff: Which way?
Clint Barton: Hard right… Now.
[Natasha heads over the truck, she throws Steve back his shield and he uses it to knock off Ultron from him]
[to the pedestrians on the pavement as she chases after the truck on her bike]
Natasha Romanoff: Out of the way! Coming through! Sorry, coming through!
[Steve continues his battle with Ultron inside a speeding train]
Steve Rogers: Come on!
Natasha Romanoff: Clint, can you draw out the guards?
Clint Barton: Let’s find out.
[to the pedestrians in her way]
Natasha Romanoff: Beep-beep!
[Barton manages to draw out the Iron Legions from the truck]
[to Natasha; referring to the Iron Legions]
Clint Barton: They’re heading back towards you. So whatever you’re gonna do, do it now.
Natasha Romanoff: I’m going in. Cap, can you keep him occupied?
[as he continues his battle with Ultron]
Steve Rogers: What do you think I’ve been doing?
[as Natasha enters the truck the Iron Legions head back, pick up the truck and lift off]
Clint Barton: The package is airborne. I have a clean shot.
Natasha Romanoff: Negative. I am still in the truck.
Clint Barton: What the hell are you…?
Natasha Romanoff: Just be ready, I’m sending the package to you.
Clint Barton: How do you want me to take it?
Natasha Romanoff: Uhh, you might wish you hadn’t asked that.
[Pietro and Wanda turn up on the train to help Steve fight with Ultron]
Ultron: Please. Don’t do this.
Wanda Maximoff: What choice do we have?
[Ultron flies off]
Steve Rogers: I lost him! He’s headed your way!
Clint Barton: Nat, we gotta go.
[Nat drops the cradle into the Quinjet but gets thrown back when the truck explodes behind her]
Clint Barton: Nat!
Clint Barton: Cap, you see Nat?
Steve Rogers: If you have the package, get it to Stark! Go!
Clint Barton: Do you have eyes on Nat?
Steve Rogers: Go!
[reluctantly Barton takes off in the Quinjet; back on the train to the twins]
Steve Rogers: Civilians in our path.
[Pietro speeds off; to Wanda]
Steve Rogers: Can you stop this thing?
[as Pietro picks up civilians out of the way of the train Wanda uses her powers and stops the train]
[after stopping the train Wanda goes over to an out of breath Pietro]
Pietro Maximoff: I’m fine. I just need to take a minute.
Steve Rogers: I’m very tempted not to give you one.
Wanda Maximoff: The cradle, did you get it?
Steve Rogers: Stark will take care of it.
Wanda Maximoff: No, he won’t.
Steve Rogers: You don’t know what you’re talking about, Stark’s not crazy.
Wanda Maximoff: He will do anything to make things right.
Steve Rogers: Stark, come in. Stark. Anyone on comms?
Wanda Maximoff: Ultron can’t tell the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?
[after Barton has taken the cradle to Stark and Banner]
Bruce Banner: Anything on Nat?
Tony Stark: Haven’t heard. But she’s alive, or Ultron’d be rubbing our faces in it.
Clint Barton: This is sealed tight.
Bruce Banner: We’re going to need to access the program, break it down from within.
Tony Stark: Hm. Any chance Natasha might leave you a message, outside the internet, old school spy stuff?
Clint Barton: There’s some nets I can cast. Yeah, alright. I’ll find her.
[Barton goes off]
Bruce Banner: I can work on tissue degeneration, if you can fry whatever operational system Cho implanted.
Tony Stark: Yeah, about that.
[Banner looks at Stark]
Bruce Banner: No.
Tony Stark: You have to trust me.
Bruce Banner: Kinda don’t.
Tony Stark: Our ally? The guy protecting the military’s nuclear codes? I found him.
[he brings up Jarvis’s consciousness]
Jarvis: Hello, Dr. Banner.
Tony Stark: Ultron didn’t go after Jarvis cause he was angry. He attacked him because he was scared of what he can do. So Jarvis went underground. Okay? Scattered, dumped his memory. But not his protocols. He didn’t even know he was in there, until I pieced him together.
Bruce Banner: So, you want me to help you put Jarvis into this thing?
Tony Stark: No, of course not! I want to help you put Jarvis in this thing.
[Banner shakes his head]
Tony Stark: We’re out of my field here. You know bio-organics better than anyone.
Bruce Banner: And you just assume that Jarvis’s operational matrix can beat Ultron’s?
Jarvis has been beating him from inside without knowing it. This is the opportunity, we can create Ultron’s perfect self, without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality. We have to.
Tony Stark: I believe it’s worth a go.
Bruce Banner: No, I’m in a loop. I’m caught in a time loop, this is exactly where it all went wrong.
Tony Stark: I know, I know. I know what everyone’s going to say, but they’re already saying it. We’re mad scientists. We’re monsters, buddy. You gotta own it. Make a stand.
[Banner shakes his head]
Tony Stark: It’s not a loop. It’s the end of the line.
[as Natasha becomes conscious]
Ultron: I was unsure you’d wake up. I hoped you would, I wanted to show you. I don’t have anyone else. I think a lot about meteors, the purity of them. Boom! The end, start again. The world made clean for the new man to rebuild. I was meant to be new. I was meant to be beautiful. The world would’ve looked to the sky and seen hope, seen mercy. Instead they’ll look up in horror because of you. You’ve wounded me. I give you full marks for that. But, like the man said, “What doesn’t kill me…
[Natasha throws something at him which he just blasts]
Ultron: …just makes me stronger.”
[he locks Natasha in a cell]
[Barton gets a Morse code message from Natasha which he’s able to detect her location, at the same time Stark and Banner are experimenting on the synthetic body]
Tony Stark: This framework is not compatible.
Bruce Banner: The genetic coding tower’s at ninety-seven percent. You have got to upload that schematic in the next three minutes.
[Steve and the twins turn up at the lab]
Steve Rogers: I’m gonna say this once.
Tony Stark: How about “nonce”?
Steve Rogers: Shut it down.
Tony Stark: Nope, not gonna happen.
Steve Rogers: You don’t know what you’re doing.
Bruce Banner: And you do? She’s not in your head?
Wanda Maximoff: I know you’re angry.
Bruce Banner: Oh, we’re way past that. I could choke the life out of you and never change a shade.
Steve Rogers: Banner, after everything that’s happened…
Tony Stark: That’s nothing compared to what’s coming!
Wanda Maximoff: You don’t know what’s in there!
Steve Rogers: This isn’t a game…
Wanda Maximoff: The creature…!
[Pietro uses his speed to destroy the lab equipment]
Pietro Maximoff: No, no. Go on. You were saying?
[suddenly Barton shoots a bullet below caused the glass Pietro is standing to stand to smash and he falls through]
Wanda Maximoff: Pietro!
Clint Barton: What? You didn’t see that coming?
Tony Stark: I’m re-routing the upload.
[Steve tries to stop Stark but Stark uses his Iron Man arm to fend him off and Banner takes a hold of Wanda]
Bruce Banner: Go ahead, piss me off.
[just then Thor enters and pounds the cradle with his hammer, sending a powerful bolt of lightning that brings the body to life]
Bruce Banner: Wait!
[they all look in shock at the body who has Jarvis’s voice and has become the Vision]
Vision: I’m sorry, that was…odd.
Vision: Thank you.
Steve Rogers: Thor, you helped create this?
Thor: I’ve had a vision. A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life and at its center is that.
[he points to the gem inside Vision’s head]
Bruce Banner: What, the gem?
Thor: It’s the Mind Stone. It’s one of the six Infinity Stones, the greatest power in the universe, unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.
Steve Rogers: Then why would you bring it to…
Thor: Because Stark is right.
Bruce Banner: Oh, it’s definitely the end times.
Thor: The Avengers cannot defeat Ultron.
Vision: Not alone.
Steve Rogers: Why does your “vision” sound like Jarvis?
Tony Stark: We…we reconfigured Jarvis’ matrix to create something new.
Steve Rogers: I think I’ve had my fill of new.
Vision: You think I’m a child of Ultron?
Steve Rogers: You’re not?
Vision: I’m not Ultron. I’m not Jarvis. I am…I am…
Wanda Maximoff: I looked in your head and saw annihilation.
Vision: Look again.
Clint Barton: Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.
Thor: Their powers, the horrors in our heads, Ultron himself, they all came from the Mind Stone, and they’re nothing compared to what it can unleash. But with it on our side…
Steve Rogers: Is it? Are you? On our side?
Vision: I don’t think it’s that simple.
Clint Barton: Well it better get real simple real soon.
Vision: I am on the side of life. Ultron isn’t, he will end it all.
Tony Stark: What’s he waiting for?
Bruce Banner: Where?
Clint Barton: Sokovia. He’s got Nat there too.
Bruce Banner: If we’re wrong about you, if you’re the monster that Ultron made you to be…
Vision: What will you do?
[he looks at them all realizing they will destroy him]
Vision: I don’t want to kill Ultron. He’s unique, and he’s in pain. But that pain will roll over the earth, so he must be destroyed. Every form he’s built, every trace of his presence on the net, we have to act now. And not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don’t think I’d know if I were one. I’m not what you are, and not what you intended. So there may be no way to make you trust me. But we need to go.
[he holds up Thor’s hammer and hands it to him, Vision walks off and everyone stares in shock]
[pats Stark on the shoulder]
Thor: Well done.
[to the others]
Steve Rogers: Three minutes. Get what you need.
[they all start getting ready to leave, Stark loads up FRIDAY into his Iron Man suit now that Jarvis is no longer available]
FRIDAY: Good evening, boss.
Tony Stark: No way we all get through this. If even one tin soldier is left standing, we’ve lost. It’s gonna be blood on the floor.
Steve Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.
Tony Stark: I get first crack at the big guy. Iron Man’s the one he’s waiting for.
Vision: That’s true, he hates you the most.
Steve Rogers: Ultron knows we’re coming. Odds are we’ll be riding into heavy fire, and that’s what we signed up for. But the people of Sokovia, they didn’t. So our priority is getting them out.
[Pietro speeds into the Sokovian police station]
Pietro Maximoff: We’re under attack! Clear the city, now!
no one takes this seriously so Pietro returns, takes a shotgun and starts shooting in the air
Pietro Maximoff: Get off your asses.
[Wanda uses her mind powers on the people of Sokovia to get them to evacuate]
Steve Rogers: All they want is to live their lives in peace, and that’s not going to happen today. But we can do our best to protect them. And we can get the job done, and find out what Ultron’s been building. We find Romanoff, and we clear the field. Keep the fight between us. Ultron thinks we’re monsters and we’re what’s wrong with the world. This isn’t just about beating him. It’s about whether he’s right.
[inside her cell Natasha hears Banner’s voice]
Bruce Banner: Natasha! Natasha!
Natasha Romanoff: Bruce?
[he walks over to her cell]
Bruce Banner: You alright?
Natasha Romanoff: Yeah.
Bruce Banner: The team’s in the city, it’s about to light up.
Natasha Romanoff: I don’t suppose you found a key lying around somewhere?
Bruce Banner: Yeah, I did.
[he blasts the cell door open]
Natasha Romanoff: So what’s our play?
Bruce Banner: I’m here to get you to safety.
Natasha Romanoff: Job’s not finished.
Bruce Banner: We could help with the evacuation, but I can’t be in a fight near civilians. And you’ve done plenty. Our fight is over.
Natasha Romanoff: So we just disappear?
[as the city is being evacuated]
FRIDAY: Your man’s in the church, boss. I think he’s waiting for you.
[Stark flies into the church]
Ultron: Come to confess your sins?
Tony Stark: I don’t know, how much time you got?
Ultron: More than you.
Tony Stark: Uhhh. Have you been juicing? A little Vibranium cocktail? You’re looking, I don’t wanna say, puffy…
Ultron: You’re stalling to protect the people.
Tony Stark: Well, that is the mission. Did you forget?
Ultron: I’ve moved beyond your mission. I’m free.
[suddenly the Vibranium core he’s placed beneath the floor erupts]
Ultron: What, you think you’re the only one stalling?
FRIDAY: There’s the rest of the Vibranium. Function: still unclear.
Ultron: This is how you end, Tony. This is peace in my time.
[Ultron’s army of robots start attacking the city as everyone is evacuating]
Steve Rogers: Go!
Wanda Maximoff: Get off the bridge! Run!
[Vision then finds Ultron]
Ultron: My Vision. They really did take everything from me.
Vision: You set the terms, you can change them.
[they start battling it out]
Tony Stark: FRIDAY! The Vision?
FRIDAY: Boss, it’s working. He’s burning Ultron out of the net, he won’t escape through there.
[to the Vision]
Ultron: You shut me out! You think I care? You take away my world, I take away yours.
[he activates the Vibranium core and the earth around Sokovia starts to shake and break]
Tony Stark: FRIDAY?
FRIDAY: Sokovia’s going for a ride.
[as Sokovia is being destroyed]
Ultron: Do you see? The beauty of it, the inevitability. You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers, you are my meteor, my swift and terrible sword and the earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers, turn my own flesh against me. It means nothing. When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world will be metal.
[as the earth is shaking falling in around them]
Bruce Banner: We gotta move.
Natasha Romanoff: You’re not going to turn green?
Bruce Banner: I’ve got a compelling reason not to lose my cool.
Natasha Romanoff: I adore you.
[she kisses Banner then pushes him off the edge]
Natasha Romanoff: But I need the other guy.
[the Hulk jumps up in front of her]
Natasha Romanoff: Let’s finish the job.
[with Natasha on his back yelling in fright, Hulk gets into the city]
Natasha Romanoff: I really hope this makes us even. Now go be a hero.
[Hulk goes off and Natasha rushes off in the opposite direction]
FRIDAY: The Vibranium core has got a magnetic field, that’s what’s keeping the rock together.
Tony Stark: If it drops?
FRIDAY: Right now the impact would kill thousands. Once it gets high enough: Global extinction.
[Stark flies towards the city and a building starts to collapse as the ground shakes]
FRIDAY: That building’s not clear, its tenth floor.
[Stark flies in to find a family still in their apartment]
Tony Stark: Hi. Okay. Get in the tub!
[Stark flies the family in the tub out of the collapsing building]
FRIDAY: I got airborne, heading up to the bridge.
Tony Stark: Cap, you got incoming.
Steve Rogers: Incoming already came in. Stark, you worry about bringing the city back down safely. The rest of us have one job: tear these things apart. You get hurt, hurt ’em back. You get killed, walk it off.
[Barton gets Wanda out of the way and into a building as Ultron’s robots attach the city]
Clint Barton: Go, go, move!
Wanda Maximoff: How could I let this happen?
[Wanda starts to break down]
Clint Barton: Hey, hey, you okay?
Wanda Maximoff: This is all our fault.
Clint Barton: Hey, look at me. It’s your fault, it’s everyone’s fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know, cause the city is flying. Okay, look, the city is flying, we’re fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I’m going back out there because this is my job. Okay? And I can’t do my job and babysit. It doesn’t matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good, I’ll send your brother to come find you, but if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.
[Wanda just looks at him]
Clint Barton: Alright, good chat.
[he gets up and gets ready to leave]
Clint Barton: Yeah, the city is flying.
[he leaves and starts shooting his arrows at the robots]
[to the woman Thor threw over to Steve after her car fell of the edge of a collapsing bridge]
Steve Rogers: I got you! Just look at me.
[Steve helps her up to safety]
Ultron: You can’t save them all. You’ll never…
[he throws off one of the attacking robots off the edge of the bridge]
Steve Rogers: You’ll never what? You didn’t finish!
[Thor lands on the bridge on the top of the woman’s car he was saving]
Steve Rogers: What, were you napping?
[as Thor and Steve are fighting off the robots]
Ultron: Thor! You are bothering me.
[as Barton is fighting off the robots Wanda suddenly comes out of the building and starts to use her powers on the robots to destroy them]
Clint Barton: Alright, we’re all clear here.
Steve Rogers: We are not clear! We are very not clear!
Clint Barton: Alright, coming to you.
[just then Pietro speeds in, picks up Wanda and leaves, Barton holds his arrow to aim it at Pietro]
Clint Barton: Nobody would know. Nobody. The last I saw him, when Ultron was sitting on him. Uh…yeah, he’ll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already.
[as Natasha joins them in their battle with the robots]
Steve Rogers: Romanoff!
[he throws his shield at her so she can use it to protect herself from the attacking robot]
Natasha Romanoff: Thanks.
[back to Stark]
FRIDAY: The anti-gravs are rigged to flip. Touch ’em, they’ll go full reverse thrust. The city’s not coming down slow.
Tony Stark: The spire’s Vibranium. If I get Thor to hit it…
FRIDAY: It’ll crack, but that’s not enough, the impact would still be devastating.
Tony Stark: Maybe if we cap the other end, keep the atomic action doubling back.
FRIDAY: That could vaporize the city, and everyone on it.
Steve Rogers: The next wave’s gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?
Tony Stark: Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That’ll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.
Steve Rogers: I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.
Tony Stark: Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We’re going to have to make a choice.
Natasha Romanoff: Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock…
Steve Rogers: Not ’til everyone’s safe.
Natasha Romanoff: Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There’s no math there.
Steve Rogers: I’m not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.
Natasha Romanoff: I didn’t say we should leave.
[Steve turns to look at her]
Natasha Romanoff: There’s worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?
Nick Fury: [voice] Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It’s about to get better.
[just then the Helicarrier show up]
[inside the Helicarrier]
Nick Fury: Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She’s dusty, but she’ll do.
Steve Rogers: Fury, you son of a bitch.
Nick Fury: Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Maria Hill: Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.
Specialist Cameron Klein: Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two…take ’em out.
[as they watch the lifeboats fly in towards the them]
Pietro Maximoff: This is SHIELD?
Steve Rogers: This is what SHIELD’s supposed to be.
Pietro Maximoff: This is not so bad.
Steve Rogers: Let’s load ’em up.
Maria Hill: Sir, we have multiple bogies converging on our starboard flank.
Nick Fury: Show ’em what we got.
Maria Hill: You’re up.
[Rhodes shows up in his War Machine suite and blasts one of the robots]
James Rhodes: Yes! Now this is gonna be a good story.
Tony Stark: Yep. If you live to tell it.
James Rhodes: You think I can’t hold my own?
Tony Stark: We get through this, I’ll hold your own.
James Rhodes: You had to make it weird.
[as the team helps the people onto the Helicarrier lifeboats]
Clint Barton: Alright, let’s load ’em up! Alright, here we go. Here we go, let’s move. Let’s go everyone!
Specialist Cameron Klein: Number six boat is topped and locked. Or, uh, or stocked, topped. It…it’s, uh, full of people.
Maria Hill: Incoming!
[one of the robots flies in and crashes inside the Helicarrier]
Specialist Cameron Klein: Oh, God!
[Hill shoots at it and Fury stabs in with a piece of metal, destroying it]
[as he’s hitting Thor]
Ultron: You think you’re saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it’s still billions dead. Even you can’t stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is life in my breast, I am…running out of things to say! Are you ready?
[Vision uses Thor’s hammer to hit Ultron, Vision then throws the hammer back to Thor]
Vision: It’s terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there’s too much weight, you lose power on the swing, so.
Tony Stark: I got it! Create a heat seal. I can…I can supercharge the spire from below.
FRIDAY: Running numbers.
[Stark fights off the robots from the Helicarrier’s lifeboats]
FRIDAY: A heat seal could work with enough power.
Tony Stark: Thor, I got a plan!
Thor: We’re out of time. They’re coming for the core.
Tony Stark: Rhodey, get the rest of the people on board that carrier.
James Rhodes: On it.
Tony Stark: Avengers, time to work for a living.
[the rest of the team joins Thor and Vision]
Pietro Maximoff: You good?
Wanda Maximoff: Yeah.
Tony Stark: Romanoff? You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.
Natasha Romanoff: Relax, Shell-head. Not all of us can fly.
[as she joins the rest of the team]
Natasha Romanoff: What’s the drill?
[points to the Vibranium core]
Tony Stark: This is the drill. If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose.
[Ultron shows up]
Thor: Is that the best you can do?
[Ultron summons his army of robots to join him]
Steve Rogers: You had to ask.
Ultron: This is the best I can do. This is exactly what I wanted, all of you against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?
Tony Stark: Well, like the old man said. Together.
[they all fight off Ultron’s attacking robots]
Ultron: You know, with the benefit of hindsight….
[suddenly Hulk knocks him far away and the robots start to retreat]
Thor: They’ll try to leave the city.
Tony Stark: We can’t let ’em, not even one. Rhodey!
James Rhodes: I’m on it.
[to the approaching robots]
James Rhodes: Oh, no, I didn’t say you could leave. War Machine, comin’ at you, right a…
[just then Vision flies in and helps to destroy the robots]
James Rhodes: Okay, what?
Steve Rogers: We gotta move out. Even I can tell the air is getting thin. You guys get to the boats, I’ll sweep for stragglers, be right behind you.
Clint Barton: What about the core?
Wanda Maximoff: I’ll protect it. It’s my job.
Clint Barton: Nat, let’s go.
[Steve, Barton and Natasha leave; to Pietro]
Wanda Maximoff: Get the people on the boats.
Pietro Maximoff: I’m not going to leave you here.
Wanda Maximoff: I can handle these.
[just then she blasts off an approaching robot]
Wanda Maximoff: Come back for me when everyone else is off, not before.
Pietro Maximoff: Hmm.
Wanda Maximoff: You understand?
Pietro Maximoff: You know, I’m twelve minutes older than you.
Wanda Maximoff: Go.
FRIDAY: Boss, power levels are way below opt…
Tony Stark: Re-route everything. We get one shot at this.
[Barton and Natasha are making their way to the lifeboats]
Clint Barton: I know what I need to do. The dining room! If I knock out that east wall, it’ll make a nice work space for Laura, huh? Put up some baffling, she can’t hear the kids running around, what do you think?
Natasha Romanoff: You guys always eat in the kitchen anyway.
Clint Barton: No one eats in a dining room.
[they reach the lifeboats]
Clint Barton: We don’t have a lot of time.
Natasha Romanoff: So get your ass on a boat.
[Natasha finds the Hulk]
Natasha Romanoff: Hey, big guy. Sun’s getting real low.
[Barton gets onto one of the lifeboats, but notices a woman calling out for her son]
Zrinka: Costel? We were in the market. Costel?!
[Barton runs off to find the boy]
Tony Stark: Thor, I’m gonna need you back in the church.
[referring to the people getting onto the lifeboats]
Thor: Is this the last of them?
Steve Rogers: Yeah. Everyone else is on the carrier.
Tony Stark: You know, if this works, we maybe don’t walk away.
Thor: Maybe not.
[just as Natasha tries to calm Hulk down to get him back to being Banner Ultron flies in with a jet and starts shooting at them]
Ultron: [sings] I have no strings, so I have fun. I’m not tied up to anyone.
[as Barton is saving the boy, Costel, Ultron starts shooting at them but Pietro intervenes and takes the shots to save them]
Pietro Maximoff: You didn’t see that coming.
[Pietro falls to the ground as he dies, Wanda senses his death, causing her to fall in despair]
[Hulk drops Natasha off onto the Helicarrier and then jumps onto the jet Ultron is on]
Ultron: Oh, for God’s sake!
[Hulk knocks Ultron out of the jet and he crashes inside a train; at the same time Barton delivers Costel safely to his mother onto the lifeboat, a man goes over to help him with his wound]
Clint Barton: No, no. I’m fine.
[Barton lies down next to the dead body of Pietro]
Clint Barton: Oh, it’s been a long day.
[Wanda then finds the Ultron]
Ultron: Wanda, if you stay here, you’ll die.
Wanda Maximoff: I just did. Do you know how it felt?
[she uses her power to rip Ultron’s core out of his body]
Wanda Maximoff: It felt like that.
[Stark fires a powerful blast to the core underneath the floating city]
Tony Stark: Thor, on my mark.
[Thor brings on a blast of lightning, at the same time Vision flies in, picks up Wanda and flies off with as the city is being destroyed]
Tony Stark: Now!
[Thor uses his hammer to hit the Vibranium core in the church, destroying the core and the floating city]
[to Hulk as he remains on the jet he knocked Ultron out of]
Natasha Romanoff: Hey, big guy. We did it, the job’s finished. Now I need you to turn this bird around, okay? We can’t track you in stealth mode, so help me out. I need you t…
[Hulk turns off Nat’s camera, then sits as the jet flies off to an unknown destination, at the same time Vision finds Ultron]
Vision: You’re afraid.
Ultron: Of you?
Vision: Of death. You’re the last one.
Ultron: You were supposed to be the last. Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.
Vision: I suppose we’re both disappointments.
Ultron: I suppose we are.
Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites, and try to control what won’t be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.
Ultron: They’re doomed.
Vision: Yes. But a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts. It’s a privilege to be among them.
Ultron: You’re unbearably naive.
Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.
[as Ultron goes to attack him Vision uses the infinity stone in his head to destroy him]
[we see Barton returning to his family on the farm, then we see Stark driving to the new Avengers facility in upstate New York; Natasha looks at Barton’s new baby on her phone]
Laura Barton: Say hi to Auntie Nat.
[Natasha sees the baby has been named Nathaniel Pietro Barton]
Natasha Romanoff: Fat.
Nick Fury: One of our tech boys flagged this, splashed down in the Banda Sea. Could be the Quinjet. But with Stark’s stealth tech, we still can’t track the damn thing.
Natasha Romanoff: Right.
Nick Fury: Probably jumped out and swam to Fiji. He’ll send a postcard.
Natasha Romanoff: “Wish you were here.” You sent me to recruit him, way back when. Did you know then what was going to happen?
Nick Fury: You never know. You hope for the best and make do with what you get. I got a great team.
Natasha Romanoff: Nothing lasts forever.
Nick Fury: Trouble, Ms. Romanoff. No matter who wins or loses, trouble still comes around.
Steve Rogers: The rules have changed.
Tony Stark: We’re dealing with something new.
Steve Rogers: Well, the Vision’s artificial intelligence.
Tony Stark: A machine.
Steve Rogers: So it doesn’t count.
Tony Stark: No. It’s not like a person lifting the hammer.
Steve Rogers: Right. Different rules for us.
Tony Stark: Nice guy, but artificial.
Steve Rogers: Thank you.
Thor: If he can wield the hammer, he can keep the Mind Stone. It’s safe with the Vision and these days, safe is in short supply.
Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator…
Tony Stark: It would still go up.
Steve Rogers: Elevator’s not worthy.
Thor: I’m going to miss these little talks of ours.
Tony Stark: Well, not if you don’t leave.
Thor: I have no choice. The Mind Stone is the fourth of the Infinity Stones to show up in the last few years. That’s not a coincidence. Someone has been playing an intricate game and has made pawns of us. But once all these pieces are in position…
Tony Stark: Triple Yahtzee?
Steve Rogers: You think you can find out what’s coming?
Thor: I do. Besides this one, there’s nothing that can’t be explained.
[Thor returns to Asgard which burns a circle in the grass he was standing on]
Tony Stark: That man has no regard for lawn maintenance. I’m gonna miss him though. And you’re gonna miss me. There’s gonna be a lot of manful tears.
[as they walk over towards Stark’s car]
Steve Rogers: I will miss you, Tony.
Tony Stark: Yeah? Well, it’s time for me to tap out. Maybe I should take a page out of Barton’s book and build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up.
Steve Rogers: The simple life.
Tony Stark: You’ll get there one day.
Steve Rogers: I don’t know, family, stability. The guy who wanted all that went in the ice seventy-five years ago. I think someone else came out.
[Stark turns to get into his car]
Tony Stark: You alright?
Steve Rogers: I’m home.
[last lines; Steve finds Natasha standing alone]
Steve Rogers: You want to keep staring at the wall, or do you want to go to work? I mean, it’s a pretty interesting wall.
Natasha Romanoff: I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other’s eyes. How do we look?
Steve Rogers: Well, we’re not the ’27 Yankees.
Natasha Romanoff: We’ve got some hitters.
Steve Rogers: They’re good. They’re not a team.
Natasha Romanoff: Let’s beat ’em into shape.
[they gather Rhodes in his War Machine suite, Sam in his Falcon suite, Wanda and Vision]
Steve Rogers: Avengers…!
[mid-credits scene; we see the Infinity Gauntlet without any of the Stones, dissatisfied Thanos puts on the gauntlet]
Thanos: Humans. Fine, I’ll do it myself.
Total Quotes: 158
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