Starring: Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn, Jada Pinkett Smith, Christina Applegate, Lilly Singh, Annie Mumolo
Comedy written and directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore which centers on Amy Mitchell (Mila Kunis) who has a seemingly perfect life, over-achieving kids, beautiful home and a career. However she’s over-worked, over-committed and exhausted to the point that she’s about to snap. When the PTA alpha moms (Christina Applegate and Jada Pinkett Smith) at her kids’ school push her too far, Amy finally snaps.
Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms (Kathryn Hahn and Kristen Bell), on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities, going on a wild, un-mom-like binge of long overdue freedom, fun and self-indulgence putting them on a collision course with the PTA perfect moms.
Best Quotes from Trailer:
Stacy: Oh, God. Here comes that weird little stay-at-home mom.
Gwendolyn: What the fuck is she wearing?
[suddenly smiles sweetly as Kiki approaches them]
Kiki: Hi, guys. Maddy was up all night barfing on my hair, but it’s great, I’m very happy.
[as Kiki walks away]
Gwendolyn: Gross, I think she just got her sadness all over me.
Vicky: Here comes Amy.
Gwendolyn: I just don’t know how you can leave your kids all day and go to work.
Amy Mitchell: Oh, yeah, but I also needs things like money.
Amy Mitchell: I’ll see you guys later.
[as they watch Amy leave]
Gwendolyn: I just love how hard she works.
Vicky: Such a hard worker.
Gwendolyn: I just said that, Vicky.
[as Amy serves her kids breakfast]
Amy Mitchell: I’m going to try to do everything by myself today which should be fine as long as everybody does what they are supposed to do. Right?
[the family dog limps into the kitchen]
Amy Mitchell: Oh, no.
[pulling up in front of her kids school]
Amy Mitchell: I love you kids. Get out, get out.
[Gwendolyn knocks on Amy’s car window which takes her by surprise and she sprays herself with her hot coffee]
Amy Mitchell: Oh, my God!
Gwendolyn: Emergency PTA meeting at five o’clock, will we see you there?
Amy Mitchell: I’ll totally get a sitter on a Tuesday night. No problem.
Gwendolyn: Yes, you can. You actually can.
Amy Mitchell: What do I have on the schedule today?
Vicky: You’re super late for your marketing meeting.
[Amy gets up and starts to quickly walk out of her office]
Amy Mitchell: You have to tell me these things!
Jane Mitchell: I can’t believe I’m going to be late for my first soccer practice.
Amy Mitchell: I’m sorry, okay. I’m trying.
Jane Mitchell: Well, try harder, dude.
Soccer Coach: Are you having a bad day?
Amy Mitchell: It literally could not get anymore…
[she suddenly gets hit by a soccer ball]
Soccer Coach: Damn!
[Amy starts screaming in frustration]
[doing a presentation at the PTA meeting]
Gwendolyn: The big sale. No BPA, no MSG, no BHA, no BHT, no sesame, no soy, and of course no nuts or eggs or milk or butter or salt or sugar or wheat.
Amy Mitchell: No.
[the other mom’s gasp in shock]
Gwendolyn: What’s that now?
Amy Mitchell: I’m so tired of trying to be this perfect mom. I’m done.
Gwendolyn: I called this emergency PTA meeting to address and issue that affects the safety of our children.
Gwendolyn: The big sale.
Amy Mitchell: Is this a joke?
Gwendolyn: What’s that now?
Amy Mitchell: I can’t do this anymore. I’m done.
[getting drunk at a bar]
Kiki: You said everything I’ve ever felt about being a mom but couldn’t say.
Carla: There are so many fucking rules now!
Amy Mitchell: Don’t punish your kids.
Kiki: Don’t say no to your kids.
Kiki: In this day and age it’s impossible to be a good mom.
Amy Mitchell: We all work too damn hard trying to make our kids lives amazing and magical. Their lives already are amazing and magical. Screw it. Let’s be bad moms.
Carla: Oh, I’m in. To bad moms!
[as they try to clink their glasses together Kiki falls to the floor]
Amy Mitchell: Oh, my God.
Carla: Honey, get your shit together.
Kiki: Amy, hi!
Amy Mitchell: I was calling to see if you’d like to join me at the movies this afternoon.
Kiki: Are we allowed to do that?
[to Amy and Carla]
Kiki: This has literally been the best day of my life.
[as Amy drops off her kids at school]
Amy Mitchell: Have a great day at school.
Gwendolyn: Hey, Amy, PTA meeting at 2, will we see you there?
Amy Mitchell: No. bye.
[her screeches as she drives off]
Gwendolyn: Amy, I run the PTA. Nobody takes a class, kicks a ball, plays the clarinet unless I say so.
Amy Mitchell: She’s a bully. We have to bring down the perfect moms.
Carla: I say we go punch that chick right in the tits.
Amy Mitchell: Yes! Great.
Carla: I’m in.
Gwendolyn: Are those store bought donut holes, Amy?
Amy Mitchell: Oh, um…
[suddenly Gwendolyn smacks the donuts off the table]
Gwendolyn: I’m going to destroy you.
Carla: [to Amy] I made out with so many women tonight.
Kiki: Guys, I really like whippets.
Amy Mitchell: I haven’t had sex since my divorce. What if I get someone who’s not circumcised?
Kiki: Run out of the room screaming. It’s like finding a gun in the street, just scream and get out of there.
Carla: Oh, I’ll show you.
[she pulls Kiki’s hoody over her head]
Carla: This is the foreskin. Peel it back.
[she slowly pulls down Kiki’s hoody off her head]
Carla: You just go to town.
[referring to Kiki’s hoody]
Amy Mitchell: What do I do with this?
Carla: This is like a giant man-clit. Flick it, flick it, stick you fucking face on it, and it’s going to be like…
[she makes an explosion noise]
Kiki: I’m not going to wear this sweatshirt ever again.
Carla: Holy fuck, is that your mom bra! It looks like you have one long boob.
Kiki: It’s a uniboob.
Amy Mitchell: This is my sexy bra!
Carla: You don’t even have any cleavage!
Kiki: Is it bullet proof?
Carla: Definitely water proof. It looks like you wrapped an ACE bandage around yourself like three times.
Kiki: Yeah, I don’t want to touch it. Is it hard?
[she pokes Amy’s bra with a hanger]
Kiki: Oh, my God.
Carla: It’s like an eye mask, like you put it in the fridge!
Kiki: You’ve got a very Boys Don’t Cry thing happening right now.
Amy Mitchell: Is it that bad?
[Kiki and Carla start poking Amy’s bra with hangers and laugh]
Amy Mitchell: It’s so comfortable.
Kiki: Kent is a neverhard.
Amy Mitchell: Ooh, what’s a neverhard?
Kiki: He never gets fully hard, so I just have to kind of fold his penis up like a balloon animal and then shove it up inside me.
Carla: Honey, that sounds horrible.
Amy Mitchell: Yeah.
Kiki: Sometimes I take the balls and shove them up there too because at least, you know, they’re firm.
Amy Mitchell: It’s impossible to know whether or not you’re doing a good job.
Carla: My son still watches Sesame Street and he doesn’t get it.
Amy Mitchell: My son failed study hall.
Kiki: My daughter stole money from a homeless woman.
Amy Mitchell: Fuck, I love them so much.
Kiki: I would literally die for them right now.
Carla: Every time I think about that big dumb motherfucker going off to college I want to cry like a baby.
Amy Mitchell: Oh, stop it; you’re going to make me cry.
Kiki: Children are such a gift.
Bad Moms is set for release in the US July 29th and UK August 26th.