Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Ilfenesh Hadera, Jon Bass, Priyanka Chopra, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson

Action comedy directed by Seth Gordon, based on the television series of the same name which follows devoted lifeguard, Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne Johnson), as he butts heads with a brash new recruit, Matt Brody (Zac Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.

 

Best Quotes from Trailer:

 

Mitch Buchannon: Our team is the elite of the elite. We’re the heart and soul of this very beach. We protect when other people don’t want to protect, and we go above and beyond.


 

[as Mitch is rescuing a woman from a fire on a boat]
Woman: If you want me, you can have me.
Mitch Buchannon: Some other time.
[he throws her overboard]


 

Captain Thorpe: [to Mitch] We’re staring into the abyss here, the city council’s already cut our funding. It’s up to us to restore the Baywatch brand.
Matt Brody: I’m Matt Brody, ready for duty.
Summer Quinn: Did you just, uh, look at my boobs?
Matt Brody: I…
Summer Quinn: You should look at my face.
Matt Brody: I’m trying, but it’s so close to your boobs.


 

Mitch Buchannon:This is the guy you think is a good PR opportunity for us. He’s reckless.
Captain Thorpe: With two gold medals. How many gold medals do you have? Probably zero.


 

Mitch Buchannon: We got a dead body on our beach.
Matt Brody: That’s not our job.


 

Mitch Buchannon: My gut says there’s some bad shit going on over there, and my balls say we need to check it out.
Matt Brody: An my balls say…
[in a high pitched voice]
Matt Brody: “Let’s just take it easy, right here.”
Mitch Buchannon: Why do your balls sound like three year-old girls?
[still in a high pitched voice]
Matt Brody: I don’t know, man. that’s just how they talk, but they’re wise.


 

Mitch Buchannon: Welcome to Baywatch.


 

[referring to CJ]
Summer Quinn: Why does she always look like she’s running slow-mo?
Ronnie: You see it too?


 

Sgt. Ellerbee: You turned the canals into the goddamn X-Games.
Matt Brody: Yeah, that’s because we were in lifeguard pursuit.
Sgt. Ellerbee: There’s no fucking such thing as lifeguard pursuit! Even if you were police, what you did would still be totally illegal.
Mitch Buchannon: Okay, well, I mean it’s a good thing we’re not police then.


 

Sgt. Ellerbee: How do I explain this so that you people understand?
Matt Brody: “You people?” “You people?”
Mitch Buchannon: Oh, you don’t get to say that. You’re just tanned.
Sgt. Ellerbee: Right on.
Mitch Buchannon: Come on, brother.

 

Baywatch is set for release in the UK May 12th and US May 26th.

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