Favorite Movie Quotes and
Lines
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In the Land of Blood and
Honey (2011)
[to Ajla as they are
making love]
Danijel:
Remember how things were before the battles? Just you and me. I thought
of you everyday. Why couldn't you have been born a Serb?
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Ajla:
Am I a prisoner?
Danijel: You're
not a prisoner if you want to be here.
Ajla: Are
we so terrible, we should be exterminated?
Danijel: It's
complicated.
[to Ajla]
Danijel: One
of your Muslim friends was in my scope, and I thought about you and
then I wondered, would she kill me if she had the chance?
Danijel: Should
I trust you? Did I make a mistake?
Ajla: No.
Danijel: I
think I did.
Danijel: People
are not often what they seem to be.
Ajla: Then
I have nothing to fear.
Sent
by: PJ
The
Lion
King (1994)
Rafiki: Yes,
the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either
run from it, or...learn from it.
Sent
by: Anonymous
Madagascar
3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)
[to Marty as he drives a
van]
Alex: What
are
you doing? Zebras can't drive, only penguins and people can drive!
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3: Europe's Most Wanted
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Skipper:
Grab your bags and empty your bladders, it's gonna be a long trip.
Capitaine Chantel DuBois:
You can run, but you can not save your hides!
[to a circus female bear]
King Julien XIII:
Has
anyone ever told you, that you look like a supermodel?
[suddenly she opens her
mouth and swallows Julien and then pulls him out of her mouth by his
tail]
King Julien XIII:
WHOA! What a woman!
Sent
by: JB
Magic Mike (2012)
Dallas: Fact
is, the law says that you cannot touch! But I think I see a lot of
lawbreakers up in this house tonight.
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Dallas: You
are the husband that they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that
never came along!
[dressed as a police
officer]
Mike:
Good evening. You live here?
Kim: Yeah.
Mike:
Yeah? What's your name?
Kim: Kim.
Mike:
Kim, can you move back for me, please?
[as he enters the house
we see it's full of women]
Mike:
We keep getting complaints of noise and underage drinking. Everybody
sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything
sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?
Kim: No.
Mike:
Good. 'Cause I do!
[he rips off pants and
the women in the room scream]
Mike: The
businesses that I manage, they deal exclusively in cash.
Dallas: Will
you welcome to the stage, the one, the only...Magic Mike!
Brooke:
Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur?
Mike:
Either one.
Brooke: I
was
hoping this was all a joke.
Mike:
It is pretty funny.
Brooke: I'm
just trying to figure out, why stripping?
Mike: Women,
money and a good time.
Brooke: So
if you could do the one thing that would make you the happiest every
morning?
Mike: Make
custom furniture.
Brooke: Custom
furniture? So you must be really good with your hands.
Brooke: I
just can't be around your lifestyle.
Mike: Am
I Magic Mike right now talking to you? I'm not my lifestyle!
Brooke: Do
you believe what you're saying right now?
[referring to Mike's wad
of cash he's counting]
Brooke: Wow,
that's a lot of ones.
Mike: There
is some fives in there.
Brooke: Oh,
okay. No twenties?
Mike: Oh,
you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.
Mike:
So you gonna come to the show tonight?
Brooke: No.
Mike:
You're gonna come to the show tonight.
Brooke: No!
Mike:
You just said over there that you like the show!
Brooke: That
doesn't mean I'm gonna go again!
Sent
by: PJ
Men in Black 3 (2012)
Agent K: Do you know the most destructive
force in the universe?
Agent J: Sugar?
Agent K: Regret.
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by: PJ
Midnight
in Paris (2011)
Gil: I would
like you to read my novel and get your opinion.
Ernest Hemingway:
I hate it.
Gil: You
haven't even read it yet.
Ernest Hemingway:
If it's bad, I'll hate it. If it's good, then I'll be
envious and hate it even more. You don't want the opinion of another
writer.
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Helen: We
saw a wonderfully funny American film last night.
Inez: Who
was in it?
Helen: Oh, I
don't know. I forget the name.
Gil:
Wonderful but forgettable. It sounds like a film I've seen. I
probably wrote it.
Sent
by: Curtis
Neal
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Laura Bishop:
Does it concern you that you're daughter's just run away from home?
Walt Bishop:
That's a loaded question.
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Captain Sharp:
Till help arrives, I'm deputizing the little guy, the skinny one and
the boy with the patch on his eye to come with me in the station wagon.
[looking at one of Sam's
paintings]
Walt Bishop:
What am I looking at?
Laura Bishop:
He does water colors, mostly landscapes, but a few nudes.
Social Services:
Where's the boy? I am told that he's just been struck by lightning.
Scout Master Ward:
It's true.
[writing messages to
each other]
Sam Shakusky:
Dear Suzy, here's my plan.
Suzy Bishop:
Dear,Sam, my answer is yes.
Sam Shakusky:
Dear Suzy, when?
Suzy Bishop:
Dear Sam, where?
Sam Shakusky:
Dear Suzy, walk four hundred yards due north from your house through
the dirt path that has not got any name on it. Turn right and follow to
the end. I will meet you in the meadow.
[standing outside Sam's
tent]
Scout Master Ward:
Shakusky, you in there?
[goes into Sam's tent
and sees he's missing]
Scout Master Ward:
Jiminy Cricket! He flew the coop!
Sent
by: PJ
Moonstruck
(1987)
Cosmo Castorini:
Then there's copper, it costs money because it saves money.
Sent
by: Hannah
Quist
My
Blue Heaven (1990)
Vincent 'Vinnie'
Antonelli: You dirty rat!
Sent
by: Anonymous
My Week with Marilyn
(2011)
[at the press conference]
American Reporter:
Marilyn, is it true you wear nothing in bed but perfume?
Marilyn Monroe:
Darling, as I'm in England, let's say I sleep in nothing but Yardley's
Lavender.
Sent
by: Dizzy
Office
Space (1999)
Bill Lumbergh:
Hello Peter. What's happening? Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and
come
in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine, that would be great.
Mmmkay? Oh,
oh, and I almost forgot. Uh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and
come in on Sunday too. Okay?
We, uh, lost some people this week and uh, we need to sorta catch up.
Thanks.
Sent
by: Mikki
Lewis
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Quotes
Open
Season 3 (2010)
Alistair:
Ah! I see you sweating in nervous anticipation!
Boog: What
are you talkin' about? I'm not sweatin'.
Alistair:
Yes, you are. I see a little drop of moisture on your upperbrow. Right
there. Hello, little sweat!
Boog: Yeah,
sweat. Right.
Sent by: Crazedsitcomfan
Oz the Great
and Powerful
(2013)
Oz: Kansas
is full of good men. I don't wanna be a good man, I wanna be a great
one!
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Sent by: PJ
Pineapple
Express (2008)
Dale Denton: Even
if he found that roach, how could he know where you are?
Saul:
Umm...heat seeking missiles...umm...bloodhounds...foxes... barracudas.
Sent by: Kalikid
Pitch Black (2000)
Riddick: He
did NOT know who he was fuckin' with!
Sent
by: Brando
The Place Beyond the
Pines (2012)
Bill Killcullen:
You know something, Luke? If you ride like lightning, you're gonna
crash like thunder.
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Luke: Hi.
Romina: Do
you remember by name?
Luke: Romina.
I like to call you Ro. What are you doing now? You got plans?
Romina: I
gotta go home.
Luke: Want
me give you a ride?
[Romina looks at him for
a moment and nods her head]
[knocking on the door]
Luke: Is
Romina here?
[Malena opens the door
carrying a baby in her arms]
Luke: Who's
that guy?
Malena: He's
yours.
Luke: You
weren't gonna tell me?
Romina: I
haven't heard from you in over a year. You just took off
Luke: He's
my son and I should be around him. I wasn't around my dad and look at
the way I turned out.
Romina: How
are you gonna take care of us?
Jennifer:
You're so smart, you can do anything you want. I just don't understand
why you're doing this.
Avery Cross:
I'm a cop, Jen.
Robin Van Der Zee:
You got a kid, you wanna provide for that kid, you gotta do that using
your skillset. And your skillset...shazam!
[to Romina]
Luke: Tell
him it's from me. I'm still his father, I can give him stuff.
Deluca: Hey,
I'm Officer Deluca. We're here to search your house.
Romina:
What for?
Deluca:
We're looking for the money that Luke Glanton may or may not have given
to you.
Avery Cross: Hey.
Hey, don't worry, it's okay. I didn't mean to startle you. It's okay. I
just wanna give you something. Alright? Listen, this is the money that
we recovered from your house. Okay? I want you to have it.
Romina: I
don't know what that is.
Avery Cross: You
don't ever have to see me again, just take the money.
[as Romina is walking
towards her car she starts crying]
Avery Cross: I'm
not here as Police Officer, I'm here as a regular guy. Listen. Listen.
Listen!
Romina: Get
the fuck away from me.
Avery Cross: Listen
to me. Listen.
Romina: You
fucked up my son's life. Therefore, you fucked up my life!
[she pushes him away in
anger]
Romina: Get
the fuck away from me!
[Romina gets in her car
and drives off]
Sent
by: PJ
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Limbo: Apes
in cages...right!!
Sent
by: Taylor
Pleasantville (1998)
Jennifer:
What's outside of Pleasantville?
Miss Peters:
I don't understand.
Jennifer:
Outside of Pleasantville? Like, what's at the end of Main Street?
Miss Peters:
Mary Sue. You should know the answer to that! The end of Main Street is
just the beginning again.
Sent by: SY
Pokemon: The Movie 2000
(1999)
Lugia: When
the islands of fire, ice and lightning are aligned, my song shall tame
the beasts both above and below the sea. But this can only come to pass
with the help of the chosen one.
Ash: I have
to go...there?
Lugia: The
choice is yours. You must go only where your heart leads.
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Jessie: So
then we're not bad?
James:
That's good!
Meowth: What
if the boss finds out?
James:
That's bad.
Jessie:
We'll start our own team!
James:
That's good!
Meowth: But
we got no money...
James:
That's bad.
Jessie: Then
we'll just steal some!
James:
That's good, or is that bad?
Sent by: Anonymous
The Prestige (2006)
Cutter:
Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part
is called 'The Pledge'. The second act is called 'The Turn'. The
magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something
extraordinary. But you wouldn't clap yet, because making something
disappear isn't enough, you have to bring it back. Now you're looking
for the secret. But you won't find it, because of course, you're not
really looking. You don't really want to work it out; you want to
be...fooled.
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by: JB
Prince of the City (1981)
Daniel Ciello:
And then I look at my partner, and I see what kind of man he is. And
there's just no comparison, see? It's me and him and whatever guy we
catch. And were gonna put him in jail, were gonna lock him up, and were
gonna take his fucking money! fuck him, fuck them, and fuck you! fuck
you!
Sent
by: scrape
Salmon Fishing in the
Yemen (2011)
Fred Jones: When
things get tricky in my life, I talk to my fish.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: I
just somehow wouldn't associate you with having a tricky life.
Fred Jones: I
feel a bit like I've been stuck for years. I'm genetically programmed
to return to a dull pedestrian life.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: You
should be happy, Fred.
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Harriet Chetwode-Talbot:
[voice over]
Dear Dr. Jones, I act on behalf of a client, who has indicated the
desire to introduce a sport of salmon fishing into the Yemen.
Sheikh: It
would be a miracle if it were to happen for my people.
Fred Jones: I'm
more of a fact and figures man.
Sheikh: You
must have faith. Dr. Alfred.
Fred Jones:
As a fishery specialist, this is plainly ridiculous. There's no way the
salmon can...can survive in those sort of environments. I thank you for
your time, Miss Chetwode-Talbot. I'll see myself out, goodbye.
[he turns and walks into
the glass door]
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: Think
it's going extremely well?
Fred Jones: It's
an extraordinary idea.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: I
wasn't talking about the project.
Fred Jones: No,
I'm not sure that I was.
Fred Jones: I
can't help imagining that this crazy enterprise might just come off.
[referring to the
fishing tackle]
Fred Jones: This
is a new one.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: What's
it called?
Fred Jones: The
Chetwode-Talbot beauty.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: You're
not being funny?
Fred Jones: No,
I don't have a sense of humor, as you recall.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: That
is true.
Sent
by: PJ
Saturday
Night Fever
(1977)
Tony Manero:
You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with
'em.
Sent
by: Edward
Smith
Scream 4 (2011)
Sidney Prescott:
These are innocent people.
The Voice:
Spare me the lecture!
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[answers phone]
Kirby Reed:
What
do you want?
The Voice: I
wanna talk with Jill.
Jill Roberts:
What
is he saying?
Kirby Reed:
Come on Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me. Aren't you suppose to ask me a
question.
The Voice:
How's
Shaun of the Dead?
[looks at TV, which is
playing Shaun of the Dead]
Kirby Reed:
How
did you know that?
The Voice:
It's
because I'm standing in the closet.
Kirby Reed:
Stop,
you are not!
Jill Roberts:
What's
going on?
Kirby Reed:
Trevor's
being weird
The Voice:
This
is not Trevor!
Kirby Reed:
There's
no way you're in there!
[starts walking to
closet]
The Voice:
See
for yourself.
[looks really nervous]
Jill Roberts:
Kirby?!
The Voice:
Come
on, DO IT!
Jill Roberts:
Kirby,
talk to me. This isn't funny!
[opens the closet, no
one is in there]
Kirby Reed:
Lier!!!!!!
I'm over this.
The Voice: I
never said I was in your closet!
[Ghostface bursts out of
closet in the next door house and murders the girl]
Sidney Prescott:
You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the
original!
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by: Jinnelope
Jay
The Searchers (1956)
Ethan Edwards:
That'll be the day.
Sent
by: Warner
Grootenboer
Se7en
(1995)
Dr. Beardsley:
He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've
encountered, give or take, and he still has hell to look forward to.
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by: Brett
Hall
Shame (2011)
Sissy: I'm
trying to help you!
Brandon: How
are you helping me, huh? You come in here and you're a weight on
me. You're a burden.
Sissy: We're
family, we're meant to look after each other.
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David:
You're hard drive is filthy. I mean, it is dirty.
Sissy:
Why are you so angry?
Brandon: It's
my boss.
Sent
by: PJ
Sherlock Holmes: A
Game
of Shadows (2011)
Dr. John Watson:
It's not that he can't ride horses...how is it you put it?
Sherlock Holmes:
Their dangerous at both end and crafty in the middle. Why would I want
anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?
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[they drive to
a club where they are met by Holmes' brother Mycroft]
Dr. John Watson:
Not
bad that. So, where are we going?
Mycroft Holmes:
In the future there will be one of those machines in every town in
Europe.
Sherlock Holmes:
Loitering
in the woodshed again, are we Mickey?
Mycroft Holmes:
Good evening Sherley. I see your bootmaker is ill, dear brother.
Sherlock Holmes:
As
I detect that you have recently changed the brand of soap with which
you shave.
Mycroft Holmes:
May I point out that the chimney in the front room of Baker Street is
still in need of a damn good sweeping out?
Sherlock Holmes:
Are
you aware that the hackney carriage by which you arrived had a damaged
wheel?
Mycroft Holmes:
Yes, the left. And it's plain to the meanest intelligence that you have
recently acquired a new bow for your violin.
Sherlock Holmes:
Same
bow, new strings.
Dr. John Watson:
And
may I deduce, Mycroft. Good evening, by the way.
[Watson puts out his
hand for Mycroft to shake]
Mycroft Holmes:
No.
Sherlock Holmes:
He
doesn't.
Dr. John Watson:
May
I deduce that you who rarely strays from the path that runs from your
home to the Diogenes Club, and never on a Monday, when they serve your
favorite potted shrimps, must be here for some far more important
reason than my stag party.
Mycroft Holmes:
You know, he's nothing like as slow witted as you'd been leading me to
believe, Sherley.
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Sim: What do
you see?
Sherlock Holmes:
Everything. That is my curse.
Dr. John Watson:
Oh, how I've missed you, Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes: Have
you? I've barely noticed your absence.
Sherlock Holmes: I'm
knee deep in the super most important case of my career.
Dr. John Watson: What
are we up against here?
Sherlock Holmes: The
most formidable criminal mind in Europe.
Dr. John Watson: Professor
James Moriarty.
[to Holmes and Watson]
Sim: Who
are you two?
Sherlock Holmes: Concerned
citizens.
[when he sees Holmes
dressed as a woman]
Dr. John Watson: What?!
Sherlock Holmes: I
agree. It's not my best disguise.
Dr. John Watson: You
do seem...
Sherlock Holmes: Excited?
Dr. John Watson: Manic.
Sherlock Holmes: I
am.
Dr. John Watson: Verging
on...
Sherlock Holmes: Ecstatic.
Dr. John Watson: Psychotic.
I should have brought you a sedative.
Sent
by: PJ
Snow
White and the Huntsman (2012)
Muir: You
have eyes, Huntsman, but you do not see. You, who have been with her
the longest. She is life itself, she will heal the land. She is the
one. Can't you feel it? Are your ailments not gone? Gold or no gold,
where she leads, I follow.
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by: PJ
Terminator 3: Rise of the
Machines (2003)
John Connor:
[voice over]
The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for
ourselves.
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by: Olaleye
Olajide Emmanuel
Things to Do in Denver
When You're Dead (1995)
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:
I'm really not the type of man to impede another man's happiness.
However, if you're not presently in love then I will continue my
rhapsody, because if I may say so, Dagney, you are most definitely the
bees' knees.
Sent
by: Brett
Hall
Thor
(2011)
[as Thor reluctantly
turns to leave the Frost Giant]
Frost Giant Sentry:
[mocking]
Run back
home, little princess.
Loki: Damn!
[Thor's hammer extends
and he hits the Frost Giant with it and their battle begins]
Sent by: Tina Gold
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The Town (2010)
Doug MacRay:
No matter how much
you change you still have to pay the price for the things you've done.
So I got a long road. But I know I'll see you again, this side or the
other.
Sent by: Wendy
Valerio
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Toy Story 3 (2010)
Buzz Lightyear:
Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank:
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur:
Should we be hysterical?
Slinky Dog:
No!
Mr. Potato Head:
Yes!
Buzz Lightyear:
Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank:
C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.
Sent by: Ross
Jones
The Ugly Truth (2009)
Mike: Let me
tell you something about women. Women would have us believe that they
are the victims; that we break their hearts for sport. That's crap.
They say they want romance, they say they want true love, but all they
want is a check list. Is he perfect? Is he handsome? Is he a doctor?
For you men who fit the criteria, don't kid yourselves, cause they're
not
sleeping with you, they're sleeping with a carefully calculated set of
venal choices. Money over substance, looks over soul, polish over
principles. No gesture, no matter how real or romantic will ever
compensate for a really impressive list of credentials.
Sent
by: Anonymous
Uncle Buck (1989)
Chanice Kobolowski:
I would just like to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet before I die.
Buck Russell:
I'll get you a mouse and a piece of sheet metal.
Sent by: John
Delisi
Warm Bodies (2013)
[as he shuffles around
an airport]
R: [voice over] What
am I doing with my life? I'm so pale, I should get out more, I should
eat better. My posture's terrible, I should stand up straighter. People
would respect me more if I stood up straighter. What's wrong with me? I
just wanna connect. Why can't I connect with people? Oh, right. It's
because I'm dead. I shouldn't be so hard on myself. I mean, we're all
dead.
[referring to the
zombies walking past him]
R: [voice over] This
girl's dead, that guy's dead. That guy in the corner is definitely
dead.
These guys looks awful. I wish I could introduce myself, but I don't
remember by name anymore. I mean, I think it started with an R, but
that's all I have left. I can't remember by name, or my parents, or my
job. Although my hoodie would suggest I was unemployed.
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R: [voice over] Sometimes
I look at the others and try to imagine what they were.
[referring to the zombie
holding a broomstick]
R: [voice over] You
were a janitor.
[referring to the zombie
lying on a pile of suitcases]
R: [voice over] You
were a son of a rich corporate CEO.
[referring to the zombie
dressed in exercise clothes]
R: [voice over] You
were a personal trainer. And now, you're a corpse.
R: [voice over] I've
been trying piecing together how this whole apocalypse thing happened.
Could have been a chemical warfare, or an airborne virus, or a
radioactive monkey. It doesn't really matter, this is what we are now.
This is a typical day for me. I shuffle around occasionally, bumping
into people, unable to apologize, or say much of anything. It must have
been so much better before, I mean, everyone could express themselves
and communicate their feelings. And just enjoy each others company.
R: [voice over] A lot
of us have made our home here at this airport. I don't know why, people
waited at airports, I guess. But I'm not sure what we're all waiting
for.
[looking at zombies that
look like skeletons]
R: [voice over] Oh,
man. They call these guys bonies. They don't bother us much, but
they'll eat anything with a heart beat. I mean, I will too, but at
least I'm conflicted about it. We all become them someday, at some
point you just give up, I guess, you lose all hope. After that, there's
no turning back.
[looking at a zombie
pealing off the skin off his face]
R: [voice over] Oh,
man. Gross. Stop! Stop! Don't pick at it, you're making it worse. Oh,
this is what I have to look forward to. It's kind of a bummer. I don't
wanna be this way. I'm lonely, I'm lost. I mean, I'm literally lost,
I've never been in this part of the airport before.
[walking up to another
zombie, sitting at the airport bar]
R: [voice over] This
is my best friend. By best friend, I mean, we occasionally grunt and
stare awkwardly at each other. We even have almost conversations
sometimes.
[they grunt at each
other for a few moments]
R: [voice over] Days
pass this way. But sometimes, we even find actual words. Words like...
R: Hungry.
R: [voice over] And...
M: City.
[looking at Julie]
R: [voice over]
Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy.
Julie: What
are you?
General Grigio:
This is a corpse, infected with the plague. It is uncaring, unfeeling,
incapable of remorse.
Julie: I
don't understand, but he's changing, and he feels and he's learning to
be human again.
Perry Kelvin:
You started something. Whatever it is that you two have,
it's infecting the others.
Julie: Dad,
they're somehow curing themselves.
General Grigio: They
are not curing themselves.
Nora: How'd
you die? How old are you? Because you could be twenty something, but
you could also be a teenager. You know, you have one of those faces.
Sent
by: PJ
The Warriors (1979)
[Cyrus, the boss of the
street gang, at the end of street gang meeting]
Cyrus: Can
you dig it?!
[chanting and clicking
three beer bottles together]
Luther:
Warriors,
come out to plaayyy!
Sent by: Chancho
Garza
West Side Story (1961)
Ice: You
wanna live in this lousy world? Play it cool.
Sent by: M.
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Wicked Witch of the West:
Oh, what a world! What a world! Who
would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my
beautiful wickedness?
Sent by: Rhonda
Ciccolella
Total Quotes: 81
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