Starring: Ice Cube, Charlie Day, Tracy Morgan, Jillian Bell, Christina Hendricks, Kumail Nanjiani, Dennis Haysbert

Comedy directed by Richie Keen in which the story follows mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell (Charlie Day) who on the last day of the year is trying his best to keep it together amidst senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that put jobs on the line.

However, things go from bad to worse when he accidentally crosses his much tougher and deeply feared colleague, Ron Strickland (Ice Cube), by getting him fired so Strickland challenges Campbell to an old-fashioned fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire and ends up becoming the very thing this school, and Campbell, needed.


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Ron Strickland: What the fuck is this? Is this a practical joke?
Coach Freddie Coward: Oh, shit.
[referring to the new coffee machine]
Ron Strickland: Don’t have money for books, but we got money for this new fangled…
Andy Campbell: All you got to do is put in your order and it does the rest.
Ron Strickland: Coffee!
Coach Freddie Coward: You’re going to fuck that coffee machine up.


Andy Campbell: I know we’re a rough school, but this is the worst I’ve ever seen in Frank’s.


Counselor Holly: There’s something weird about this field.
[we see the school kids have mowed the field into a penis shape]
Coach Freddie Coward: You’re standing on a giant dick.
Counselor Holly: Oh, yeah.


Andy Campbell: You’re kids are out of control.


Ron Strickland: [to his student] Think this is funny, messing with the TV with your goddamn computer telephone?


Counselor Holly: Isn’t it weird though, seeing these kids grow up and one day it’s just like BAM, they’re eighteen and you can fuck them?
Andy Campbell: No.


Andy Campbell: [to Strickland] Why are you trying to pick a fight with me, man?


Ron Strickland: These students shit on this school all day, and don’t nobody do nothing.


Ron Strickland: I don’t need to be liked, I need to educate.


Ron Strickland: [to a student] You think this is funny, I’m going to show you what’s funny.


Andy Campbell: Am I the only one here who sees what’s going on, hello?
Coach Freddie Coward: Hello.
[referring to Strickland]
Andy Campbell: Not hello you! Hello, he’s holding an ax! Just arrest the guy.
Officer Mehar: Care to respond?
Ron Strickland: Fuck the police.


Ron Strickland: [to Campbell] You ratted on me, now you’ve got to pay the price.


Ron Strickland: I can’t wait to fuck you up.
Andy Campbell: I’m sorry, what?
Ron Strickland: We’re going to handle our differences like real men.
Andy Campbell: What differences?
Ron Strickland: You got a job and I don’t. that’s the fucking difference!


Ron Strickland: Actions have consequences.


Ron Strickland: Snitches get stiches.
Andy Campbell: Snitches and stiches, what are you talking about?!


Ron Strickland: I’m gonna fight you.
Andy Campbell: I’m sorry, what?
Ron Strickland: Parking lot, after school! It’s on.
Andy Campbell: Teachers don’t fight!
Ron Strickland: I want everybody to see this.


Ron Strickland: [to Campbell] I’ll see you at three o’clock!


Miss Monet: [to Strickland] I heard you challenged Mr. Campbell to a fist fight.


[reading from the Twitter post]
Andy Campbell: “Hashtag teacher fight.” Who else knows about this?
[his entire class put their hands up]


Andy Campbell: I just don’t know the first thing about fighting.
Coach Freddie Coward: Make a fist.
[Campbell puts up his fists looking really awkward and out of place]
Coach Freddie Coward: Are you serious? Is the seventeen hundreds?


Andy Campbell: Maybe the best thing to do is just run.
Coach Freddie Coward: I never said nothing about no running. Who’s you, Seabiscuit?


Coach Freddie Coward: [to Campbell] He most definitely is going to knock all the sense out of you.


[touching his arm muscle]
Officer Mehar: Flex.
Andy Campbell: I am flexing.
Officer Mehar: There’s nothing there.


Counselor Holly: Why don’t you just take a punch and just go down? Play dead like possums do or anything that’s like a pussy animal.


911 Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
Andy Campbell: There’s a crazy guy at my high school and he’s trying to beat me up!
911 Operator: If you have a problem with a bully I need you to speak to a teacher.
Andy Campbell: No, uh, I am a teacher!
911 Operator: Excuse me?
Andy Campbell: It’s actually another teacher who wants to have fist fight with me after school, so I need help.
[the operator and all her colleagues start laughing]
Andy Campbell: Oh, very funny.
911 Operator: You’re a grow man, now go in and take that ass-whooping.


Counselor Holly: Mr. Strickland, reputation of a hothead. Scary, yet effective.


Counselor Holly: Mr. Campbell, English teacher, probably a nice guy, but a bit of a worm and a sneak.


Coach Freddie Coward: You guys say Strickland is going to fight Campbell.
Student: Yeah, he’s going to whip him bad.
Coach Freddie Coward: [laughing] without a doubt.


Radio Host: Two teachers are in a school fight to end all school fights.


Andy Campbell: This school is crazy, filled with lunatic teachers!


Andy Campbell: Fucking little fucking sons of bitches!
Coach Freddie Coward: This shit is violent! I look like a fucking minion!


[referring to the horse let loose in the school hallway]
Andy Campbell: Holy shit!
Counselor Holly: Kids. They got it all hopped up on homemade meth. It’s not the best batch, but…
Andy Campbell: I’m sorry, how do you know that?
Counselor Holly: How do I know what?
Andy Campbell: You’re the guidance counselor Don’t do meth, period.
Counselor Holly: What, on my period don’t do it? That’s when I need it the most.


Andy Campbell: How are you the guidance counselor? You’re not doing meth again, right?
[hesitates before answering]
Counselor Holly: Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit.
Andy Campbell: Don’t do meth.
Counselor Holly: Because it’s the gateway.
Andy Campbell: It’s the finish line.


Maggie: You’re the nice guy, and then people are like, “Hey, I’m going to stomp on that guy.”


Andy Campbell: I’m done with this shit. No more Mr. Nice Guy, no more playing by the rules.


[as Campbell and Strickland are about to start their fist fight]
Counselor Holly: Campbell, you’ve got this.
[as they get ready to fight, suddenly Campbell runs away]
Counselor Holly: I don’t think he’s got this.


Andy Campbell: I’m done with this shit. If Strickland wants to fuck with me, Campbell’s going to fuck right back!


Counselor Holly: Whoever dies first haunts the school!
Andy Campbell: Huh?


Coach Freddie Coward: Losing here is a tradition!
Andy Campbell: It shouldn’t be.
Counselor Holly: Yeah, that’s a terrible tradition.
Andy Campbell: Right?


Fist Fight is set for release in the US February 17th and UK March 3rd.



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