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Napoleon
Dynamite (2004)
Pedro: Do
you think
people will vote
for me?
Napoleon Dynamite:
Heck yes!
I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like
what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite:
Well, you
have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks.
Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
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Kip:
Napoleon, don't
be jealous that
I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know
that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite:
Since when,
Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and
hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite:
What?
Kip: I said
come down here and
see what happens if you try and hit me.
Uncle Rico:
What about your
girlfriend?
Kip: Well,
things are getting
pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours
every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
No Strings Attached
(2011)
[as Adam and Emma are
having loud sex, Eli walks over to Adams room and bangs loudly on his
door]
Eli: I can't
focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
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Strings Attached Quotes
Office Space (1999)
Samir: No
one in this country
can ever pronounce my name right. It's...it's not that hard.
Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton:
Yeah, well, at
least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You
know, there's
nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton:
There was
nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old and that
no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir:
Hmm...well, why don't
you just uh...go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton:
No way! Why
should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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The
Other Guys (2010)
Terry Hoitz: Your
farts aren't
manly.
Allen Gamble:
Are you serious?
Terry Hoitz:
They sound like a
baby blowing out birthday candles.
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Allen Gamble:
At age eleven, I
audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I
was grounded.
Captain Gene Mauch: You
know what, I'm going to hang onto the wooden gun.
Allen Gamble: To
give me back my real gun?
Captain
Gene Mauch: No. I'm going to give you this. It's a rape
whistle. You
blow that if you're in any trouble, and someone with an actual gun will
come and help you out.
[Gamble quietly blows
the whistle]
Pirates
of the Caribbean:
On Stranger Tides (2011)
Captain Teague: I
heard where you're headed. The fountain.
Jack Sparrow: Have
you been there?
Captain Teague:
Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends
on the light.
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of Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Quotes
Pineapple
Express (2008)
Scientist:
Private
Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen
seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
Private Miller:
Ah, well, sir,
I feel like a, like a slice of butter...melting on top of a big-ol'
pile of flapjacks...yeah.
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Dale Denton:
Couscous...the food's
so nice they named it twice.
Saul: This
is like
if that Blue
Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had...and they had a baby. And then,
meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red
Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two
babies met and fucked...this would the shit that they birthed.
[Denton smells the
marijuana]
Dale Denton:
Wow. This is the
product of baby fucking.
Saul:
Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to
mankind.
[he lights a joint and
inhales]
Dale Denton:
It's really that
rare?
Saul: [exhales] It's,
like, the rarest.
[he examines the joint]
Saul: It's
almost a shame to
smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.
Angie Anderson:
Oh!
Ha! Just because
your older. You know what I lost my virginity when I was fourteen
Dale Denton: Really?!
Angie Anderson: How
many women
have you even slept with?
Dale Denton:
Like two and a
half.
Angie Anderson:
Two and a half?
What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!
Red: I'm
trying to
decide how
stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am
I seeing shit because I'm stone or because I have no blood left in my
body.
Dale Denton: Well,
you've been
shot like seven times.
[Red regains
consciousness after
shortly passing out from his wounds]
Red:
I'm like the nerd at
the sleepover who fell asleep at nine.
Dale Denton:
It's okay. We
won't put our dicks in your mouth.
Project X (2012)
[referring to the people
at the party]
Thomas: This
is way more than a hundred people.
Costa: Of
course it is, it's plus one.
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Thomas: What
are you looking for?
J.B.: Condoms.
I'm working on something downstairs.
Costa: The
only thing you're working on is diabetes, you fat...
[Costa is writing a text
message]
Thomas:
Costa, what are you doing?
Costa:
Replying.
[reading Costa's text]
Thomas: I
want your ass too, mommy.
[to Costa]
Thomas: Who
talks like that?
Costa: I
do. It works.
[referring to Astin
Martin]
J.B.:
Think about it, our balls are where his eyes are.
[as the crowd of party
below chant for J.B to jump off the roof]
Costa: Don't
do it, man. You're way too fat.
J.B.: Shut
up!
The Proposal (2009)
Margaret Tate: What
am I
allergic to?
Andrew Paxton: Pine
nuts, and
the full spectrum of human emotion.
Puss
in Boots (2011)
[to Puss]
Humpty Dumpty:
You got any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo prison?
[Puss stops walking and
the music playing in the tavern also stops]
Humpty Dumpty: I'll
tell you this, my friend. It
ain't over-easy!
[a cat appears behind
Humpty]
Ohhh Cat:
Ohhh!
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Rango
(2011)
Priscilla:
You're funny lookin'.
Rango:
You're funny lookin' too!
Priscilla: That's
a funny lookin' shirt.
Rango:
That's funny lookin' dress!
Priscilla: You
got funny lookin' eyes.
Rango: You
got a funny lookin' face!
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Rio
(2011)
[after finding out Blu
can't fly]
Jewel: Is
there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I
can't fly. I pick my beak. And once in a while I pee in the birdbath!
Happy?
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The Rum Diary (2011)
Lotterman:
How does anybody drink a hundred and sixty one miniatures?
Pauk Kemp: Are
they not complimentary?
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Pauk Kemp: I
thought you said you had a TV?
Bob Sala:
The guy across the alley has a TV. I have binoculars.
Paul Kemp: [voice over] Now
all this might sounds like some crazed hallucination, but it's all
true... I think.
Scott
Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Wallace Wells: If
you want
something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott,
break out the L word.
Scott Pilgrim:
Lesbian?
Wallace Wells:
The other L word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?
Shrek (2001)
[after
Shrek growls in
Donkey's face to make him scared]
Donkey: Wow,
that
was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work,
your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need
some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS.
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Donkey: And
then one
time I ate some
rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt
that day!
[snapping off
Gingerbread Man's
legs]
Lord
Farquaad: Run, run,
run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man:
You're a
monster.
Lord Farquaad: I'm
not the
monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash,
poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?
Gingerbread Man: Eat
me!
[spits in Farquaad's
face]
Shrek: Ogres
are
like onions.
Donkey: They
stink?
Shrek: Yes.
No.
Donkey: Oh,
they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh,
you leave em out in
the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO.
Layers. Onions have
layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have
layers. [sighs]
Donkey: Oh,
you both have
layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions.
[Shrek is climbing up a
rock and
Donkey is
behind him when he sniffs the air]
Donkey: Man,
you gotta warn
somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and
everything.
Shrek: Donkey,
if that was me,
you'd be dead. That's brimstone...we must be getting close
Donkey:
Yeah, right. Brimstone,
don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't
no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither.
[looking for a certain
type of
flower]
Donkey: Blue
flower, red
thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this
would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!
The Donkey:
You
can't die on me,
Shrek! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your
head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?
The Donkey:
C'mon,
princess, you're
not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at
night. Shrek's ugly 24/7.
The
Sitter (2011)
[counting the money he'd
stolen from the Bat Mitzvah party]
Noah Griffith: Three
thousand bucks.
Blithe: Is
that good?
Noah Griffith: No,
it's not! We need seven thousand more and it's almost eleven o'clock.
Blithe: Hey
Noah, I have an idea. How about you start your own signature fragrance?
Noah Griffith: That's
a great idea! I'll just alert my team of scientists, have them invent a
new perfume. We'll starting selling it and we'll have seven grand in
the next forty five minutes!
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Sleeper (1973)
Dr.
Melik: Have you
ever taken a
serious political stand on anything?
Miles Monroe: Yeah.
Sure. For
twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
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Luna Schlosser:
I'm great
physically. I got a Ph.D. in oral sex.
Miles Monroe: Yeah,
they make
you take any Spanish with that?
Luna Schlosser:
Oh, I see. You
don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political
systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh?
Miles Monroe:
Right.
Luna Schlosser: So
then, what
do you believe in?
Miles Monroe:
Sex and death,
two things that come once in a lifetime...but at least after death,
you're not nauseous.
Miles Monroe:
My brain! It's my
second favorite organ!
Miles Monroe:
When I asked my
mother where babies came from, she thought I said "rabies." She said
you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my
block gave birth to triplets...I thought she'd been bitten by a great
dane.
Miles Monroe:
Perform sex? Uh,
uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you,
if you like.
Luna Schlosser:
Okay. I just
thought you might want to; they have a machine here.
Miles Monroe: Machine?
I'm not
getting into that thing. I...I'm strictly a hand operator. You know,
I... I...I don't like anything with moving parts that are not my own.
Miles Monroe: We're
here to
see the nose. I hear it was running.
Miles Monroe:
I'm not really
the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.
Miles Monroe:
Where am I
anyhow, I mean, what happened to everybody, where are all my friends?
Dr. Aragon: You
must
understand that everyone you knew in the past has been dead nearly two
hundred years.
Miles Monroe:
But they all ate
organic rice!
Miles Monroe:
I don't know what
the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting
social security.
Miles Monroe: This
stuff
tastes awful. I could make a fortune selling it in my health food store.
Luna Schlosser: Sex
is
different now. There are no problems. Everyone is frigid now.
Miles Monroe: So
all the men
are impotent.
Luna Schlosser:
Pretty much,
except for those whose ancestors were Italian.
Miles Monroe:
I knew there was
something in that pasta.
Step
Brothers (2008)
Brennan Huff: I
have a belly full
of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
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Brothers Quotes
Brennan Huff:
This
house is a
fucking prison!
Dale Doback:
On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff:
In the galaxy of
This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Dr.
Robert Doback: When I was a kid, when I was a little boy,
I
always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more
than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back
yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody
knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are
17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but
he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur
and get a job".
Dr. Robert Doback:
You have one
month to find jobs or you're out on your asses. I will arrange
interviews for Monday and you will go!
Dale Doback:
Dad, why are you
talking to me like this? I'm your son.
Dr. Robert Doback:
I'm not
buying that crap anymore!
Male
Therapist: So, Dale. I don't know how much you know about
therapy, but it usually starts by you telling me a little something
about yourself.
Dale Doback:
I work at a
college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of
the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a
blackboard, like half an equation, and...I just figure it out.
Male Therapist:
Is this Good
Will Hunting?
Dale Doback:
No.
Male Therapist:
It sounds a lot
like the plot of Good Will Hunting.
Dale Doback:
Yeah. Anyway. My
best friend is Ben Affleck...
Nancy Huff:
You
yelled "rape" at the
top of your lungs.
Brennan Huff:
Mom, I honestly
thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in
his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."
Dale Doback:
That was about the
fighting. I am so not a raper!
Brennan Huff:
Look, I didn't
touch your drum set, okay?
Dale Doback:
I witnessed with
my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
Tangled (2010)
[to Rapunzel, after they
enter the Snuggly Duckling]
Flynn Rider:
You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose.
[he takes a deep breath]
Flynn Rider:
Really let that
seep in. What are you getting? Because to me it's part man-smell and
the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall
it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?
This Means War (2012)
[we see FDR and Tuck
watching the TV monitor as Lauren and Trish talking about them]
Lauren: FDR
has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like little T-Rex hands.
Trish: Eeww,
gross! That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.
[on hearing this Tuck
laughs out hard and FDR turns to Tuck]
FDR Foster:
You know that's not true. You've seen it. You've seen it in Bangladesh,
you know that's not true.
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Lauren: Oh,
I think I'm going to hell
Trish: Don't
worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.
Lauren: Have
you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?
Tuck: Not
this week.
[watching Lauren and
Trish talking from a TV monitor]
Trish: Well,
I'm
available, as a friend, if you want me to have sex with both of those
guys, just to test out stuff
and see who comes back a winner and who dies. Just to test stuff and
see who comes back a winner and who doesn't, and they wouldn't even
know it was me, I would pretend I was you. I'd just put my hair up
maybe in a pony, and obviously I'm busy because I'm a mother, but I
would carve out time in my schedule, because that's the kind of friend
I am.
[referring to Trish, as
they listen in on their conversation]
FDR Foster: Why
is she listening to that old man?
Tuck: I
have no idea.
Tower Heist (2011)
Rick Malloy: I
got your ski hats.
Josh Kovacs: No.
Masks! I said, ski masks.
Rick Malloy: But
they guy said these would keep us the warmest.
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Josh Kovacs:
The average apartment in the Tower costs five point
six million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced
security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
Rick Malloy:
White neighbors?
Josh Kovacs: Us,
the staff. They pay for our full and undivided attention seven days a
week.
Slide: How
come you bailed me out? Man, I don't even know your name!
Josh Kovacs:
You don't remember Mrs. Schaltzberg? We used to get dropped off at her
apartment every morning for daycare! Come on! Heavy-set German
woman, short goatee.
Slide: You
the little seizure boy that's having them seizures all the time!
Josh Kovacs: No!
Slide: Did
you have seizures on a regular basis and all the kids would be cryin'
and your eyes would be rollin' back and a foam coming out!
Josh Kovacs: No!
No!
Slide: It
was very scary!
Josh Kovacs:
Asthma doesn't cause seizures!
Slide: Why'd
you bail me out?
Josh Kovacs: Because
I have a job!
Slide: Ooh,
little seizure boy wanna try and rob somebody, huh?
[laughs]
Slide: What
you tryin' to steal?
Josh Kovacs: Twenty
million dollars.
[referring to robberies]
Slide: Anything
can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the
face!
Josh Kovacs:
If you get shot in the face, it's over.
Slide: If
you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the
bullet will go in your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what
you gonna do?
Chase Fitzhugh:
Die! I'm gonna die!
Slide: You
know this is a bad idea, right?
Josh Kovacs:
That's it, I don't want you talking to me for the rest of the
robbery!
[showing Slide how to
break into the safe]
Odessa Montero:
First thing you gotta do, you gotta find the entry point. You gotta use
your fingers, and you find the entry point.
[Odessa looks at Slide]
Odessa Montero:
You married?
Slide: No, I
ain't married.
[Slide gives Odessa a
look of interest]
Slide: What's
up?
Toy
Story (1995)
Woody:
YOU! ARE!
A! TOYYYYY! You aren't
the real Buzz Lightyear! You're...you're an action figure!
[holds his hand up to
his eyes
indicating something small]
Woody: You
are a child's play
thing!
Buzz: You
are a sad, strange
little man, and you have my pity.
Mr. Potato Head:
Did you all take Stupid Pills this
morning?
Toy Story 3 (2010)
[looking for a way out
of Bonnie's room]
Woody: Look,
I just need
to get out of here...
Buttercup: [dramatically] There
is no way out!
[Woody stares at him in
horror]
Buttercup:
Just kidding. Door's right over there.
[he points to the door]
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[to the toy
Peas-in-a-Pod]
Mr. Potato Head:
I told you kids to stay out of my butt!
Mr. Pricklepants: [to Woody]
Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who
smells of strawberries!
Jessie:
Buzz! We're your friends!
Buzz Lightyear:
Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated,
and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.
Tropic
Thunder (2008)
Rob Slolom:
Eight Oscars, $400
million and you saved Tugg Speedman's career.
Les Grossman:
Hmmmm...I
couldn't have done it without you, Slolom.
Rob Slolom:
Really?
Les Grossman:
No, dickhead, of
course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job.
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Wanderlust (2012)
Wayne Davidson:
We'll take care of you. My name's Wayne, by the way. I'm a nudist.
George: Ah,
yes. We noticed your penis earlier.
Wayne Davidson: Touche!
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Rick: Hey!
There he is! My homeless brother! Where's you cardboard box? And Linda!
Oh, my God! Ah! Your body is ridonculous! Ahrrr!
[he hugs Linda]
Marisa:
Rick, I think you're making everybody uncomfortable.
Rick: Oh,
everybody knows what I'm mean.
Rick: Here
you go. Simple data entry.
George: You
want me to uh...enter this data?
Rick: Are
you questioning me? Don't question me.
George: Are
you serious?
Rick: Am I
serious? You're fired!
[George just stares at
him]
Rick: You're
rehired. Consider that a warning shot.
George: All
these people live here. This is a commune.
Seth: We
prefer intentional community. We're not a bunch of hippies sitting
around playing guitar.
[cut to Seth playing the
guitar to the people at the commune]
Eva: Oh,
George. I like you.
George: I
like you too, Eva.
Eva: We
should make love sometime. How do you and Linda feel about that?
George: Uh...
[standing on top of a
tree after drinking tea which had some hallucinogenic drug in it]
Linda: I
can fly!
George: You
can't fly!
Linda: I
believe I can fly!
George: If
you're gonna get literal with an R. Kelly song, do 'Trapped in the
Closet'!
Yes Man (2008)
[riding on a motor
scooter]
Alison: Am I
going too fast for
you?
Carl Allen:
Nah. In fact, I
think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I
just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.
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[on the stage singing
with her band]
Alison: Have
you met my friend
Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and
your band's MySpace page, and your Facebook page. Happy networking
asshole!
Carl Allen: [drunk] Hey...I'm
just saying
'yes' to life...cuz...you gotta say 'yes' to life...I'm in a secret
covenant...that sounded naughty!
Carl
Allen: I am gone-o-reha. That didn't sound right.
Young Adult (2011)
Mavis Gary: You
can come to the city with me, like we always planned.
Buddy Slade:
Mavis, I'm a married man.
Mavis Gary: I
know, we can beat this together.
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[in Macey's women's
department]
Shop Assistant:
Can I help you find something?
Mavis Gary: I'm
going to a rock concert with old flame.
Shop Assistant: Let's
show him what he's been missing.
Mavis Gary: No,
he's seen me recently, he knows. But his wife hasn't seen me in a
while, so.
Mavis Gary:
Here's the deal, Buddy Slade and I are meant to be together and I'm
here to get him back.
Matt Freehauf:
I'm...I'm pretty sure he's married with a kid on the way.
Mavis Gary: No,
kids here. I'm cool with it. I mean I've got baggage too.
Matt Freehauf: I
would keep all of this to yourself. I would...I would find a therapist.
Your
Highness (2011)
Leezar: What
are you laughing at?
Belladonna: I
was just thinking about your penis, and how unusual it must look.
Leezar: It
doesn't look unusual.
Belladonna: How
do you know it's going to work?
Leezar: Because
I've tested it.
Belladonna: Really?
Leezar: If
you're vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem.
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Zoolander (2001)
Maury
Ballstein:
Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil,
put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as
earrings.
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Zoolander Quotes
Derek Zoolander: Well
I guess
it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught
my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember
thinking; "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do
that for a career."
Matilda: Do
what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be
professionally good looking.
Derek Zoolander:
Why do you
hate models, Matilda?
Matilda:
Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I
think they're vain,
stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I
totally agree with
you. But how do you feel about male models?
Hansel: I
wasn't like every
other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always
more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's
a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero.
The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but
the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about
what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm
doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
[after he pokes a girl
with a pin]
Mugatu: Oh,
I'm sorry, did my
pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds
immediately or get out of my building like now!
[after spitting out and
spilling coffee all over his assistant]
Mugatu:
Todd! Are you not aware
that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
Derek Zoolander:
There was a
moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish
dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really
spend the rest of my life with this woman".
VH1 Reporter: Derek,
are you
worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander:
Uhh, not as
much as I'm worried about Gretel.
Hansel: I
guess you can
dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander:
I can
Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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