Starring: Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Alan Arkin, Ann-Margret, Joey King, Matt Dillon, Christopher Lloyd, John Ortiz, Peter Serafinowicz
Heist comedy remake based on the 1979 film of the same name, directed by Zach Braff. The story centers on three lifelong buddies Willie (Morgan Freeman), Joe (Michael Caine) and Al (Alan Arkin) who decide to buck retirement and step off the straight-and-narrow for the first time in their lives when their pension fund becomes a corporate casualty. Desperate to pay the bills and come through for their loved ones, the three risk it all by embarking on a daring bid to knock off the very bank that absconded with their money.REVIEWS
Best Quotes from Trailer:
[as they are watching The Bachelorette on TV]
Willie: Luke, it’s the only choice she’s got.
Al: She’s not going to move to a farm in those heels.
Joe: She’s kissed them all, with her tongue.
Willie: She’s a walking venereal disease.
[the Bachelorette chooses the bachelor called Chase and the three friends laugh]
Joe: I’ve lost my house.
Chuck Lofton: The monthly mortgage payment jumped up. Now we are required to disclose that possibility at the time of the refi.
Joe: You did.
Chuck Lofton: I did what?
Joe: You sold me this crap. Joe Hardy.
Chuck Lofton: I know, I have the name.
Joe: You told me that the odds on the rate going past the prime rate were extraordinary.
Chuck Lofton: But possible.
Joe: But you sold me extraordinary.
Chuck Lofton: But the possible was disclosed.
Joe: I can’t lose my house.
Chuck Lofton: That’s a worry. You’re on the yellow notice. The red one, it’s more weighty.
Joe: Can I talk to someone else?
Chuck Lofton: Who?
Joe: Someone smarter.
Chuck Lofton: I’m seeing an overdrawn balance in your daily checking.
Joe: Yeah, my mortgage payment tripled.
Chuck Lofton:I disclosed the possibility of a rate hike during your refi. Do you remember that?
[just then three men in masks with guns enter the bank to rob the bank]
Chuck Lofton:Everyone on the ground, now!
[reading the article in the newspaper]
Willie: “The three men walked off with 1.6 million dollars.”
Joe: They choreographed it like a dance.
Willie: A conga line right into prison.
Joe: They didn’t get caught.
[to all the employees, which include Willie, Joe and Al]
Donald Lewis: Sentech Steel has frozen all pension payments.
Joe: I’m thinking of robbing a bank.
Al: I’m thinking about buying a Ferrari.
Willie: I just got drafted by the Nick’s. Good week for everybody, huh?
[reading the newspaper article]
Willie: “Williamsburg Savings will manage the liquidation of the fund.”
Joe: These banks have practically destroyed this country and nothing ever happened to them.
Al: I want to rob that bank.
Joe: Let’s go get our money back. Yeah.
Willie: We get to crack the whip on the pension, right?
Joe: That’s all I want.
Willie: What if we get more?
Joe: We give it to charity.
[as Joe and Willie decide to shoplift in a supermarket]
Joe: It’s time for a practice run. We’ll be right back.
Al: I don’t want to stay in the car! It’s hot in here!
[Al enters the store]
Annie: Hello, Al.
Al: I got to get some chicken thighs.
Annie: Breasts are better than thighs, don’t you think?
[after they’ve shoplifted some stuff from the supermarket Willie is quickly walking off, Joe rides up in an electric mobility scooter behind him]
Joe: Willie, Willie, Al’s gone. I got a new getaway car.
Willie: Where the hell did you get that thing?
Joe: I stole it. Jump in the basket.
Willie: Who the hell do you think I am, ET?
Joe: Willie, jump in the bloody basket!
Willie: I’m not getting in no bloody basket!
[just then the security guard whistles at them to stop and Willie gets in the basket]
[to Willie and Joe after getting caught shoplifting]
Store Manager: I’ve never had anybody walked off with a whole pork loin. I don’t know what’s going on in the world anymore. Look what you did to Cindy, she’s looking like a Colombian drug mule.
Security Guard: Halt! Halt!
Al: What are you chasing me for?
Security Guard: Don’t make me kill you!
[Al stops and puts his hands up]
Al: This is not an admission of guilt, I’m just tired!
Joe: We’re going to need professional help.
Willie: You think.
Jesus: Are you five-o.
Joe: We’re practically eight-o.
Jesus: From now on you communicate by texting.
Al: How do you work without buttons?
Joe: It’s a touchscreen.
Al: I’m groping it all over, nothing happens.
Joe: Reminds me of the time we went to Reno, we ate like kings.
Al: We were kings.
Willie: We still are.
Going in Style is set for release in the US and UK April 7th.