New
Moon
Quotes: Carries
on the Cheesiness!
(Total
Quotes: 97)
| Just like the first Twilight, New Moon quotes carry on the cheesiness and have more than a few short comings. The movie itself comes across as a bit wooden and lifeless. However, despite the movie's weakness reading the New Moon quotes may take the edge of off the stiffness of the movie and redeem itself a little. Take a look at these quotes and see what you make of them.
Directed by: Chris Weitz
Written by:
Melissa Rosenberg (screenplay)
Stephenie Meyer (novel)
Starring:
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan
Christina Jastrzembska - Gran / Bella
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen
Billy Burke - Charlie Swan
Anna Kendrick - Jessica
Michael Welch - Mike
Justin Chon - Eric
Christian Serratos - Angela
Taylor Lautner - Jacob Black
Ashley Greene - Alice Cullen
Jackson Rathbone - Jasper Hale
Russell Roberts - Mr. Berty
Michael Sheen - Aro Volturi
Jamie Campbell Bower - Caius Volturi
Christopher Heyerdahl - Marcus Volturi
Peter Facinelli - Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Curtis Caravaggio - Rogue Vampire
Daniel Cudmore - Felix
Charlie Bewley - Demetri
Rachelle Lefevre - Victoria
Elizabeth Reaser - Esme Cullen
Kellan Lutz - Emmett Cullen
Nikki Reed - Rosalie Hale
Chaske Spencer - Sam Uley
Gil Birmingham - Billy Black
Graham Greene - Harry Clearwater
New
Moon
Quotes
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[first
lines]Bella Swan: [voice over] These violet delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die, like fire and powder. Which, as they kiss, consume...
Charlie Swan: Senior year! How'd you get so old so fast?
Bella Swan: I didn't! It's not that old.
Charlie Swan: Well I don't know. Is that a grey hair?
Bella Swan: No, No way?
[runs to mirror to check it out]
Charlie Swan: Happy Birthday
Bella Swan: It's really funny.
[bends to kiss Bella]
Edward Cullen: Happy birthday.
Bella Swan: Don't remind me.
Edward Cullen: Bella, your birthday is definitely something to celebrate.
Bella Swan: But my aging is not.
Edward Cullen: Your aging? I think eighteen is a little young to start worry about that.
Bella Swan: It's one year older than you.
Edward Cullen: No, it isn't. I'm a hundred and nine.
Bella Swan: Wow! Maybe I shouldn't be dating such an old man. It's gross! I should be thoroughly repulsed.
[they start kissing]
Bella Swan: Hello biceps. You know, anabolic steroids are really bad for you.
Jacob Black: Well, I'm just filling out, Bella. You know, wouldn't seem so drastic if we hung out more.
Bella Swan: We should switch schools. Then you can come hang out with the pale faces.
Jacob Black: I'm alright. I prefer the Res school's exclusivity. They let any old rift raft into this place.
Jacob
Black: Hey,
happy
birthday. Your Dad told my Dad. So...Bella Swan: Yeah, of course, he did.
Jacob Black: I saw this the other day and thought of you. It catches bad dreams.
Bella Swan: That's kinda perfect. Emm...thank you.
Jacob Black: No problem.
Edward Cullen: So how come Jacob Black gets to give you a present and I don't?
Bella Swan: Cause I have nothing to give back to you.
Edward Cullen: Bella, you give me everything by just breathing.
Bella Swan: See? Thank you. That's all I want.
Alice Cullen: Bella!
[Alice hops over the stairway banister and comes over to hug Bella]
Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday!
Bella Swan: Shh, shh.
[Alice hands Bella a wrapped birthday present]
Bella Swan: I thought I said no presents.
Alice Cullen: I've already seen you open it, and guess what? You love it! You're gonna wear it tonight. Our place.
[Bella balks, looking reluctant]
Alice Cullen: Come on, please? It'll be fun.
[standing behind Alice, Jasper lowers his head and looks intently at Bella]
Bella Swan: Okay. All right.
Alice Cullen: Great! Okay, I'll see you at seven.
[Alice skips back to Jasper, and Bella gets a look as if snapping out of something]
Bella Swan: Jasper! No fair with the mood control thing.
Jasper Hale: Sorry, Bella. Happy...
[Bella gives him a look]
Jasper Hale: Never mind.
[to Bella]
Edward Cullen: You can't trust vampires. Trust me.
[reciting Romeo from the movie Romeo & Juliette the class has been been watching]
Edward Cullen: O, here. Will I set up my everlasting rest. And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars from this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last! Arms, take your last embrace! And lips, O you, the doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss. A dateless bargain to engrossing death!
[showing Bella a painting]
Edward Cullen: The Volturi are a very old, very powerful family, I guess their the closest thing to royalty my world has.
Bella Swan: Is that...Carlisle?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. He lived with them for a few decades. He describes them as very refined. No respect for human life, of course, but respect for the arts and science as at least. And the law, above all of law.
Bella Swan: Vampires have laws?
Edward Cullen: Not very many. There's only one that's regularly enforced.
Bella Swan: What is it?
Edward Cullen: That we keep the existence of our kind a secret. We don't make spectacles of ourselves. And we don't kill conspicuously. Unless, of course, you want to die.
Edward Cullen: Bella, the only thing that can hurt me is you. And I don't have anything else to be afraid of.
Bella Swan: I can protect you. If you change me.
Edward Cullen: Bella, you already do protect me. You're my only reason...to stay alive, if that's what I am. But it's my job to protect you.
Emmett Cullen: Dating an older woman? Hot.
[Edward scoffs]
Emmett Cullen: What?
[handing Bella a box]
Alice Cullen: This is from Emmett.
Emmett Cullen: Already stalled it in your truck. Finally a decent sound system in that piece of cra...
Bella Swan: Hey, don't hate the truck.
[Bella's is trying to open Esme and Carlisle's present]
Bella Swan: Ow, paper cut!
[Bella finger starts to bleed and Jasper suddenly goes wild and tries to attack Bella but Edward stops him]
Alice Cullen: Jas... Jas! Shhh...shhhh. It's okay. It's just a little...blood.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Get Jasper out of here.
Alice Cullen: I'm sor...I'm sorry, I can't.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Jasper hasn't been away from human blood as long as the rest of us.
Bella Swan: How do you do it?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Years and years of practice.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I knew who I wanted to be. I wanted to help people. Brings me happiness. Even if I'm damned about this.
Bella Swan: Damned? Like...like hell? Carlisle, you can't be damned. You couldn't, it's impossible.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Thank you, Bella. You always been very gracious about us.
Bella Swan: So, that's it? That's why he won't change me?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Imagine the situation in reverse. If you believed as Edward does, would you take away his soul?
Bella Swan: You can't protect me. From everything. At some point, somethings gonna separate us. It's gonna be an accident, or illness, or old age. As long as I'm human. And the only solution is to change me.
Edward Cullen: That's not a solution, it's a tragedy.
Bella Swan: You're not gonna love me when I look like a grandmother.
Bella Swan: It's still my birthday. Can I ask one thing? Kiss me?
[Edward kisses her]
Bella Swan: I love you.
Edward Cullen: I love you.
Edward Cullen: We got to leave Forks.
Bella Swan: Why?
Edward Cullen: Carlisle's supposed to be ten years older than he looks. People are starting to notice.
Bella Swan: Okay, I...I gotta think of something to say to Charlie. When you say "we"...
Edward Cullen: I mean to my family and myself.
Edward Cullen: You just don't belong to my world, Bella.
Bella Swan: I belong with you.
Edward Cullen: No, you don't.
Bella Swan: I'm coming.
Edward Cullen: Bella. I don't want you to come.
Bella Swan: You don't want me?
Edward Cullen: No.
Bella Swan: This changes things. All right.
Edward Cullen: But if it's not too much to ask...can you at least promise me something? Don't do anything reckless. For Charlie's sake. And I'll promise something to you in return. This is the last time you'll ever see me. I won't come back. And you can go on with your life...without any interference from me. It will be like...I never existed, I promise.
Edward Cullen: You're just not good for me.
Bella Swan: I'm not good enough for you?
Edward Cullen: I'm just sorry, I let this go on for so long.
Bella Swan: Please...don't.
Edward Cullen: Goodbye.
[he kisses her forehead and walks away]
Bella Swan: Edward? Edward! Edward!
[reading from the email that she's written to Alice but can't send to her]
Bella Swan: [voice over] Alice, you've disappeared. Like everything else. But who else can I talk to? I'm lost. When you left...and he left. You took everything with you. But the absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. But in a way I'm glad. The pain is my only reminder that he was real...that you all were.
Bella Swan: I'm not leaving Forks.
Charlie Swan: Bells...he's not coming back.
Bella Swan: I know.
Charlie Swan: It's just not normal, this behavior. Quite frankly, it's scaring the hell outta me, and you Mother. Baby, I...I don't want you to leave. I don't. But...just go. Go to Jacksonville, make some new friends.
Bella Swan: I like my old friends.
[talking to Bella whose walking silently by her]
Jessica: I don't know why you wanna sit through all
those zombies eating people,
and no hot guys kissing anybody. It's gross. Like why are there that
many zombie movies anyway? Is it supposed to like draw a parallel about
leprosy? My cousin had leprosy, it's not funny, you know? And like is
it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism? Because don't be so
pleased with your own like...self-reverential cleverness, you know?
Like, some girls like to shop. Not all girls, apparently. Although I
was surprised you even called at all, you know? Like, your depression
thing. I'm totally, totally worried. After a while, it's like, she's
still bumming? And I'm going through stuff too, you know? Like Mike
deciding he wanted to "I just be friends? " That's hard, you know?[Bella sees Edward apparition when she walks over to some Bikers]
Edward Cullen: You promised me nothing reckless.
Bella Swan: You promised, it would as you never existed. You lied.
[after going on a ride with some biker she's just met]
Jessica: Hey, um, what the hell is wrong with you? Just curious.
Bella Swan: I thought that I saw something.
Jessica: You're insane, actually. Or suicidal. That homeboy could have been a psycho. I was about to end up in a FBI interview room, like some lame TV show.
Bella Swan: Oh, that was such a rush.
Jessica: Awesome! So, you're an adrenaline junky now? That's cool! You can go bungee jumping. You don't get on the back of some random loser's motorcycle! Crazy!
Bella Swan: [voice over] Alice, I saw him. Maybe I'm crazy now, but I guess that's okay. If the rush of danger is what it takes to see him...then that's what I'll find.
Bella Swan: I...uh brought you something.
Jacob Black: Okay.
Bella Swan:It's a little crazy.
Jacob Black: Wow, scrap metal! You shouldn't have.
Bella Swan: I saved them from the junkyard. I think, they'll probably cost more to fix than they're worth.
Jacob Black: Since when are you into motorcycles?
Bella Swan: Since now. I get it if you think that this is really stupid and reckless.
Jacob Black: Yeah, it's completely stupid and reckless. When do we start?
Bella Swan: Jake, you're like buff. How that can happen? You're like 16, I don't get it.
Jacob Black: Age is just a number, baby. What, you're like 40, now?
Bella Swan: Feels like that sometimes.
Bella Swan: So I was thinking, if we're gonna do this everyday, and hopefully we will, we have to,
Jacob Black: You influence me? Please.
Bella Swan: Are you...? I'm older than you. So that makes me the influencer and you the influencee.
Jacob Black: No, no, no. My size and knowledge base actually makes me older than you. Because of your gentle paleness and lack of know-how.
Bella Swan: I convinced you to build two-wheeled death machines with me. Don't you think that makes you funny, young and naive?
Jacob Black: Okay. So, where do we stand?
Bella Swan: I'm thirty five and you might be like thirty two.
Jacob Black: Come on!
Quil Ateara: So the bike building story is true.
Bella Swan: Oh, yeah, yeah! I taught him everything he knows.
Quil Ateara: What about the part where you're his girlfriend?
Bella Swan: Uh, we're friends, you know?
Embry Call: Oooh. Burn!
Jacob Black: Actually, I remember, I said she's a girl and a friend.
Quil Ateara: Embry, do you remember him making that distinction?
Embry Call: Nope!
Bella Swan: [voice over] Dear Alice, I wish, I had your real address. I wish, I could tell you about Jake. He makes me feel better. I mean, he makes me feel alive. The hole in my chest...while when I'm with Jake, it's...it's like, it almost healed. For a while.
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Total
Quotes: 97
