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Starring: Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, T. J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston, Jillian Bell, Courtney B. Vance, Kate McKinnon, Jamie Chung, Rob Corddry, Abbey Lee, Karan Soni, Matt Walsh

Comedy directed by Josh Gordon and Will Speck, the story centers on CEO, Carol (Jennifer Aniston) who tries to close her hard-partying brother’s branch, so he and his Chief Technical Officer rally their co-workers and host an epic office Christmas party in an effort to impress a potential client and close a sale that will save their jobs, but the party gets way out of hand.

 

Best Quotes from Trailer:

 

[seeing Carol enter the building who notices the Christmas decorations]
Security Guard: Ooh, somebody’s getting fired.
Clay: Oh, no. it’s my sister.


 

Josh: [voiceover] It’s Christmas, we should celebrate they say, just a little get together for the employees. Have a few drinks, blow off a little steam, nothing crazy.


 

Mary: Hi, Meghan. I thought I had been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned.
Jeremy: Are you body shaming her right now?
Josh: Jeremy, come on.
Mary: It’s winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable.


 

[Josh comes over to Wendy who is talking on her phone]
Wendy: If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard.
[to Josh]
Wendy: You can go ahead.
Josh: I’m just going to go in.


 

Carol: You’re having a Christmas party, tonight?
Mary: Oh, it’s not a Christmas party. It’s a non-denominational holiday mixer. More inclusive.
Carol: Well whatever you call it, it’s not happening.
Clay: Alright, it’s cancelled.
[he looks at Mary and mouths “it’s happening”]
Carol: Hey, idiot, I’m looking right at you.
Clay: Okay, we’re not doing it.
[looking at the others]
Clay: We’ll still do it.


 

Mary: This is a sample cheeseboard for our holiday mixer tonight.
Carol: I’m sorry, you’re having a Christmas party tonight? It’s not happening.
Clay: All right, it’s cancelled.
[he winks and mouths “it’s not” to Mary]
Carol: Hey, idiot, I’m looking right at you.
Clay: I’m telling you the thing is not happening at all.
[he looks at Mary and mouths “it’s happening”]
Carol: I’m not messing with you. Hey! Stop doing that, all right!


 

Carol: This branch is failing, I’m shutting you down.
Josh: You got to give us a little bit of time to turn this around.
Carol: Alright. If by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his fourteen million dollar account, your jobs are safe.
Clay: Done! You’ll see, you’re going to look so stupid.
Carol: Then we’ll finally have something in common.
Clay: Goddammit, she’s so mean!


 

Clay: Guys, what if we show him the greatest time of his life at our Christmas party tonight? This is how we save everybody’s job.
Tracey: It’s not the worst idea.


 

Tim: [to Nate] Hey, so, are you going to be inviting your fake girlfriend to the holiday party later? I mean I just want to make sure you have time to inflate her.


 

Clay: Walter, do you party?
Walter: I used to.


 

[to Clay; reading a text message]
Mary: It’s “F-word, Christmas, B-word. Let’s get mother F-word drunk. Walter.”


 

[to the office party goers; makes an announcement on the microphone]
Mary: Tonight the decision you make will have consequences that will haunt you for the rest of your professional lives.


 

[to the office party goers; makes an announcement on the microphone]
Mary: If you are going to have intercourse tonight please do not do it on company property. Go into the right A parking lot.
DJ: We’re talking right A baby making all night!


 

[a guy dressed in a Jesus outfit]
Party Goer: It’s my birthday.
Josh: Ah, really committing. That’s nice.


 

Clay: This party has to rock.


 

Josh: Did you rent a live baby?
Clay: What? It’s cheaper than you think.


 

[to Clay, who’s dressed in a Sana suit]
Trina: Hey, Santa, want to party?


 

[sending a text]
Meghan: “Greatest party ever. Hashtag, open bar.”
Kelsey: Who are you sending that too?
Meghan: Everyone in Chicago.


 

Carol: I’m CEO of Genotek, please just drive.
Uber Driver: I just dropped off four people there at that party tonight. They gave me three stars like a bunch of bitches.
Carol: What did you just say?
Uber Driver: I said they were a bunch of bitches!


 

Trina: [to Clay] Pull over or I will shoot you penis in the face!


 

Walter: I love this company!
Carol: What did you guys do to him?
Walter: I feel alive!
[he swings on some lights towards the dance floor but instead crashes hard into an office cabinet]
Josh: I think he meant to swing there.


 

[referring to the reindeers in the elevator]
Tracey: Where did you get these?
Clay: It’d be better if I didn’t say.


 

[Carol is pinning down a large man in a wrestler’s grip]
Josh: You do not want to die at the hands of Lulu Lemon here. It’ll be really embarrassing for you, you’re a large guy and she’s made of nothing but salad and smartwater.
[the man taps Carol on the arm to let him go]
Carol: No, no tap outs.


 

Josh: Merry Christmas, Jeremy.
[we see Jeremy outside the office building, standing with his pants down and urinating in some flowers]
Jeremy: Great night, huh?

 

Office Christmas Party is set for release in the UK December 7th and US December 9th.

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