After viewing this movie the only thing I can say about Pirates
of Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes is
that it left feeling with very little to love or hate. Johnny
Depp is the only thing keeping this movie afloat and sinking to the
of nothingness. At best, On Stranger Tides is
best described as a mix of frustration and fun. There was plenty of
potential that wasn't met because of the questionable plot line, a lot
pointless moments and sadly a lack of chemistry. If this
movie floated your boat then view the Pirates of Caribbean: On
Tides quotes here.
by: Rob Marshall
Ted Elliott (screenplay)
Terry Rossio (screenplay & screen story)
Ted Elliott (screen story & characters)
Stuart Beattie (characters)
Jay Wolpert (characters) Starring: Johnny Depp -
Penélope Cruz - Angelica Malon
Geoffrey Rush - Barbossa
Ian McShane - Blackbeard
Kevin McNally - Gibbs
Sam Claflin - Philip
Astrid Berges-Frisbey - Syrena
Stephen Graham - Scrum
Keith Richards - Captain Teague
Richard Griffiths - King George
Greg Ellis - Groves
Damian O'Hare - Gillette
Óscar Jaenada - The Spaniard
Anton Lesser - Lord John Carteret
Roger Allam - Prime Minister Henry Pelham
Judi Dench - Society Lady
Christopher Fairbank - Ezekiel
Paul Bazely - Salaman
Bronson Webb - Cook
Richard Thomson - Derrick
Yuki Matsuzaki - Garheng
Robbie Kay - Cabin Boy
Steve Evets - Purser
[Jack Sparrow's first
lines; dressed as a judge] Jack Sparrow:
Now, what do we have here? Gibbs: Jack? Jailor: Shut
up! [he hits Gibbs] Jack Sparrow: It's
not necessary. [to Gibbs] Jack Sparrow: You
were saying? Gibbs: Jack
Sparrow is not my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs. Jack Sparrow: Is
that so? It says Jack Sparrow here. Gibbs: I
told 'em. I'm not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy to identify to the
court if it would help my case. Jack Sparrow: I
think that would be a poor defence. Unless you want to be bludgeoned
again, like a harp seal.
[to the jury] Jack Sparrow: Prisoner
claims to being innocent to being Jack Sparrow. How do you find? Foreman: No
trial? But aren't we here to examine the evidence? Jack Sparrow: Foreman,
your finding? Guilty? Foreman: Guilty
verdict means he'll hang. [the court crowds cheers
for a hanging] Foreman: Guilty? Gibbs: That's
not fair! Jack Sparrow: Shut
it! Joshamee Gibbs, the crime of which you've been found guilty of, is
being innocent of being Jack Sparrow. I hereby commute your sentence
and order that you be imprisoned for the remainder of your miserable,
moribund, mutton-chopped life. There!
teeth! Now we're both headed for prison! Jack Sparrow: Not
to worry. I've paid off the driver. Ten minutes, we'll be
outside London town, horses waiting. Tonight we'll make the
coast. Then it's just a matter of finding the ship. Gibbs: All
part of the plan, yes? Jack Sparrow: Exactly!
I arrived in London town just this morning to rescue one Joshamee Gibbs
from one appointment with the gallows. Seeing how you're still alive, I
say it's all been very successful thus far.
Jack Sparrow: What
happened to you Gibbs? I thought you were employed elsewhere or
otherwise engaged? Gibbs: Aye,
but I always listened like a thief for news of the Black Pearl. Nobody
seen where she might next make port. Then, I hear a rumor. Jack Sparrow
is in London, with a ship and looking for a crew. Jack Sparrow: Am
not! Gibbs: But
that's what I heard. The fact is you're signing up me life. Pub called
the Cattles daughter. Jack Sparrow: Am
not! Gibbs: Well,
I thought it a bit odd. Then, you've never been the most predictable of
Jack Sparrow: Tell
me something. There is another Jack Sparrow out there sullying my good
name? Gibbs: An
impostor! Jack Sparrow: Indeed.
But, an impostor with a ship. Gibbs: And
in need of a crew. Jack Sparrow: Which
as fate would have it, so am I.
about you, Jack? Last I heard you were hell bent to find the fountain
of youth. Any luck? Jack Sparrow: Circumstances
arose and forced compelling insight, regarding discretion and valour. Gibbs: Meaning,
you gave up! Jack Sparrow: I
did not! I'm just as bent as ever! Hellishly so! I shall taste those
waters, Master Gibbs. Mark my words.
Lord John Carteret: You
are Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: There
should be a Captain in there somewhere. King George:
I've heard of you. And you know who I am? Jack Sparrow: Face
is familiar. Have I threatened you before? Prime Minister Henry
Pelham: You are in the presence of George Augustus, Duke
of Brunswick-Lüneburg. Arch treasurer and prince elector of the holy
Roman empire and King of Great Britain and Ireland. And of you. Jack Sparrow: Doesn't
ring a bell.
King George: I
am informed you are come to London to procure a crew for your ship. Jack Sparrow: This
is rumor. Not true. King George: Then
you lied to me when you told me you were Jack Sparrow? Jack Sparrow: I
am Jack Sparrow. But I'm not here to procure a crew. That is someone
else. King George: Ah!
Someone else named Jack Sparrow. [to his mis men] King George: You've
brought me the wrong wasteral. Find the proper one and dispose of this
impostor. Jack Sparrow: No!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Hang on a minute! I'm Jack Sparrow, the one and only.
And I am in London.
King George: Have
you a map? Jack Sparrow: No. Prime Minister Henry
Pelham: Where is it? Jack Sparrow: The
truth. I lost it. Quite recently, in fact. King George: I
have a report, the Spanish have located the fountain of youth. [shouting] King George: I
will not have some melancholy Spanish monarch, a catholic, gain eternal
Prime Minister Henry
Pelham: You do know the way to the fountain? Jack Sparrow: Of
course I do. Look at me! Lord John Carteret: You
could guide an expedition. Jack Sparrow: With
your permission, your highny, you will be providing them a ship and a
crew. King George: And
Jack Sparrow: Hector.
How nice to see a fellow pirate make good of himself. Barbossa:
Pirate? Nay! Privateer on a sanctioned mission under the authority and
protection of the crown. Jack Sparrow: As
may be. But first, what has become of my beloved Pearl? Barbossa: I
lost the Pearl as I lost my leg! Jack Sparrow: Lost
the Pearl? Barbossa:
I defended her mightily enough. But she sunk none the less. [suddenly Jack goes to
grab Barbossa, but the King's guards grab hold of him] Jack Sparrow: If
that ship be sunk properly, you should be sunk with it.
Jack Sparrow: You
sir, have stooped. Barbossa: Jack,
our sands all but run. Where's the harm in joining the winning side.
And you do meet a nicer class of person. Jack Sparrow: I
understand everything. Except that wig!
Hello, Jackie. Jack Sparrow: Hello,
Captain Teague: I
heard you're putting together a crew. Jack Sparrow: If
enough people are saying it, it must be true! Captain Teague: I
heard where you're headed. The fountain. Jack Sparrow: Have
you been there? Captain Teague:
Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth? Jack Sparrow: Depends
on the light.
Captain Teague: And
one last thing, Jackie. The fountain, tests you. Mark my words.
impersonating Jack] Jack Sparrow: You've
stolen me! And I'm here to take me self back.
[after finding out the
Angelica is the one impersonating herself as him] Jack Sparrow: Hello,
Angelica. Angelica Malon:
Hello, Jack. Are you impressed? I think I almost killed you, once or
twice there. Jack Sparrow: I'm
touched at this most sincerest form of flattery. But why? Angelica Malon: You
were the only pirate I thought I would pass for. Jack Sparrow: That
is not a compliment.
Angelica Malon: Don't
worry, Jack. I forgave you a long time ago. Jack Sparrow: For
what? For leaving you? Angelica Malon: Recall,
that I left you. Jack Sparrow: A
gentlemen allows a lady to maintain her fiction.
Angelica Malon: I
hear tale you've been to the fountain. Jack Sparrow: There've
been a lot of hear telling going on these days. Angelica Malon: The
fountain of youth. Jack Sparrow: Dearest
Angelica, fret not. You still have a few usable years left. Angelica Malon: Always
so charming. You didn't answer me.
Angelica Malon: You
know, you haven't changed! Jack Sparrow: Implying
the need? Angelica Malon:
betrayed me! You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent to the ways
of men. Jack Sparrow: You
demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.
Angelica Malon: I
was ready to take my vows! And you! What were you doing in a Spanish
convent anyway? Jack Sparrow: Mistook
it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
You are of course, aware of the ritual? Angelica Malon: Yes,
I am. Jack Sparrow: Ooh!
What is it? What is required? Angelica: A
[referring to Gunner as
he shouts at them to work harder] Jack Sparrow: He's
a curious one. Scrum: He's
been zombiefied. Jack Sparrow: Hey? Scrum: Zombified.
Blackbeard's doing. All the officers are the same. Makes 'em more
compliant. [as Gunner snaps his wip
at one of the men on board] Jack Sparrow: And
perpertually ill tempered.
[as they're working on
deck of Blackbeard's ship] Jack Sparrow: Five
days on the way. At least! Scrum: Aye.
You can tell that by the smell of the sea? Jack Sparrow: Smell
of the crew.
[after finding Angelica
serving as first mate on Blackbeards ship] Angelica: There
is a prophecy. Maybe you don't believe in the super natural. Jack Sparrow: Oh,
no! No! I've seen a thing or two. Angelica: The
prophecy is this; Blackbeard will meet his death within a fortnight at
the hands of a one legged man. That's why he needs the fountain, Jack.
[as he suddenly falls
and hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard] Jack Sparrow:
Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names. Blackbeard:
No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep, you their shepherd.
Jack Sparrow: Have
I mentioned, sir, what a lovely daughter you have? Blackbeard: A
fitting last sight for a doomed soul. [points his gun at Jack] Angelica: Remember
father, we need him. Blackbeard: If
don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am!
knife will serve you no better than the mutiny you devised. Jack Sparrow: Mutiny
served me well. It gained me an audiance with you. Blackbeard: Oh? Jack Sparrow: Aye.
To warn you. Regarding your first mate, who pretends to be a person she
is not. Blackbeard: Do
tell. Jack Sparrow: She's
not your daughter.
Jack Sparrow: Sir,
what she is, is pure evil! More to be feared
than a wild beast. A
hungry wild beast, with gnashing teeth. Vengfull, hungry, from
hell beast! [suddenly Angelica
enters the room] Angelica: Father? [turning to Angelica] Jack Sparrow: Sweetness! Angelica: No
need to hurt him father. He will help us. Won't you, Jack? Blackbeard: You
see, even now she attends to your welfare, giving lie to the claims you
make of her.