Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Javier Bardem, Brenton Thwaites, Kaya Scodelario, Geoffrey Rush, Golshifteh Farahani, David Wenham, Paul McCartney
Story: Fantasy action adventure sequel directed by Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg, in this fifth installment Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) finds the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost pirates led by his old nemesis, the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil’s Triangle, determined to kill every pirate at sea, including him. Captain Jack’s only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that bestows upon its possessor total control over the seas.
Best Quotes from Trailer:
Captain Salazar: Pirates had infected the seas for generations. So I vowed to eliminate them all. And then, there was this boy, Jack Sparrow. He took everything from me and filled me with rage.
Captain Salazar: Jack Sparrow cursed me. I will have my revenge.
Barbossa: I have heard stories of mighty Spanish Captain who was hunted and killed, thousands of men.
Captain Salazar: No, no, no, no! Men, no. No, no, no, no. Pirates. Pirates.
[picking up a drawn picture of Jack Sparrow with his sword]
Captain Salazar: Jack Sparrow. Do you know this pirate?
Henry: Only by name.
Captain Salazar: Find Sparrow for me and relay a message from Captain Salazar and tell him, death will go straight for him. Will you say that to him? Please?
Haifaa Meni: The dead have taken command of the sea. They’re searching for a Pearl, a girl, and a Sparrow.
Captain Jack Sparrow: A pirate’s life.
Captain Jack Sparrow: [to Salazar] I once knew a Spaniard, something in Spanish.
Henry: He’s coming for you, Jack, to seek revenge.
Henry: [to Sparrow] The Trident of Poseidon is your only hope. There is a girl who can help.
Henry: Where is your ship, your crew?
[he looks down and sees Sparrow has no pants on]
Henry: Your pants?
[Sparrow starts snoring as he falls asleep standing]
Captain Jack Sparrow: I’m so sorry, where you still talking?
Henry: Are you sure you’re the Jack Sparrow?
Henry: Where is your pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.
Captain Salazar: [to Barbossa] There’s nowhere to hide. Find Sparrow for me.
Henry: From this moment on we are to be allies!
[Henry catches Carina as she’s being hanged]
Carina Smyth: Considering where you left hand is I’d say we’re more than that!
Carina Smyth: I’m not looking for trouble!
Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.
Carina Smyth: I’ve risked my life searching for the Trident. We have to find it.
Henry: Carina is the only one who can help.
Captain Salazar: You will pay for what you did to me.
Carina Smyth: The men on that ship are looking for Jack. I’m going to swim for it.
[Carina starts to take off her dress]
Henry: Carina, stop that.
Captain Jack Sparrow: No, no, no, no, don’t stop that!
Henry: This has gone far enough!
Captain Jack Sparrow: No, it has not!
[after taking off her dress Carina jumps into the sea to swim towards the ship]
Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You’d have seen a lot more if you’d kept your cake-hole shut!
Carina Smyth: I’m a woman of science. I choose not to believe in ghosts.
Henry: Do you not see what’s behind us?
Carina Smyth: Are all pirates this stupid?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Yes.
Captain Salazar: It’s time to hunt a pirate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You are very, very ugly.
Captain Jack Sparrow: That was not part of the plan.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is set to open in the US and UK May 26, 2017.