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[as Blu is using an electric toothbrush to brush his mouth he’s interrupted by Eduardo]
Eduardo: Morning. Or should I say “afternoon”?
Blu: Morning, sir.
Eduardo: Our days here in the jungle, they start early.
[Jewel joins them]
Jewel: Morning, Daddy.
Eduardo: That’s my girl. See? Already up and at ’em.
Jewel: Morning, sweetie.
[whispering to Jewel]
Blu: Why did you let me sleep in?
Jewel: What are you talking about? You sleep in every day.
Blu: Yeah, but…
Bia: Hey, Dad. Aunt Mimi says clay is good for your digestion. Try some.
Blu: No, sweetie. I just brushed my…
[Bia suddenly stuffs the piece of clay into Blu’s mouth]
Bia: It’s good, right? I’m going to go get some more.
[Bia flies off]
Eduardo: Smart girl.
[Blu spits out the clay from his mouth]
Eduardo: So, I thought I’d take Louie here for a little tour of the area, show him around.
Jewel: Oh, that’s a great idea.
Jewel: You go have fun with Daddy and I’ll explore around here with the kids.
Blu: Oh. Oh. Yeah, okay. Sure.
Jewel: You’ll love it.
Blu: Yeah, great. Um, I just gotta…
[Blu turns and goes into Roberto’s nest then returns a few moments later wearing his fanny pack]
Blu: Okay, ready.
[Eduardo spots the fanny pack with disapproval]
Eduardo: Okay. Lou, come closer.
[Blu walks up really close to Eduardo and opens his wings as if to hug him]
Eduardo: Uh…not so close.
Blu: Oh, okay.
[he takes a step back]
Eduardo: Listen, uh…I can barely look at it. You gotta lose that human pocket, okay?
Blu: Oh, this is a fanny pack.
Eduardo: “Fanny pack.” Adorable. It’s human, and now that you’re joining the tribe, you won’t be needing it anymore. I’ll meet you by the clay banks.
[Eduardo flies off]
Blu: Woh, woh, woh. Joining the tribe? He doesn’t actually think we’re moving to the jungle, does he?
Jewel: No, no. He…he’s just excited we’re all here. Let’s not ruin the moment, okay? Besides, it won’t kill you to leave behind the fanny pack.
Blu: Alright, you win. I will leave the fanny pack behind.
[Blu takes off the pack and places it inside the nest then turns to face Jewel]
Blu: Happy wife, happy life… Oh.
[he notices Jewel is on the next tree and is about to leave with the kids]
Jewel: Bye, honey! Have fun.
Blu: Uh…yeah. Sure. Bye.
[Blu flies off with a sense of trepidation]
[Nico, Pedro and Rafael are snoring away when Carla comes over to wake them]
Carla: You guys. Wakey-wakey! Wake up!
[Rafael shots up awake]
Rafael: Eva! You got it!
Carla: What happened to “Amazon Untamed”? Here’s the plan: auditions today and we preview the show tomorrow.
Pedro: “We”? What you talking about, “we”? You speak French?
Carla: Come on, chop-chop. Let’s get started!
[Carla flies down and we see a huge crowd of animals gathered on the ground cheering]
Rafael: Woh! Kid’s been working.
[the auditions for the talent search begins with the animals doing their performances]
[next Carla tries to wake up a sleeping sloth]
Carla: Uh…any time you’re ready.
[suddenly the sloth wakes and starts rapping]
Rapping Sloth: Every time I come a fella gotta get it. Then I gotta go, and then I gotta get it. Then they gotta blow, and then I gotta show that any little thing a fella think that he be doing. Cause it doesn’t matter, I’m done.
[the sloth immediately falls asleep snoring, we then see three more unsuccessful auditions until two turtles show up]
Capoeira Turtle: We are the amazing Capoeira turtles.
[they start moving in slow motion to the music as Nico, Pedro and Rafael watch them in amazement]
[next up are a bunch of mosquitoes buzzing a classical tune really fast]
Rafael: Bravo! Encore! Encore!
Pedro: Ooh, sorry, guys. Did I miss anything?
[Pedro notices one of the mosquito’s beside him]
Pedro: Ah! Mosquito.
[suddenly he snaps his hands together squashing the mosquito making Rafael and Nico gasp in shock]
Rafael, Nico: Ha!
[the group watches a few more unsuccessful auditions until they get to a kid capybara]
Claira: Hi, my name is Claira the capybara and I will be singing my favorite song.
Rafael, Claira, Nico, Pedro: Aw.
[she starts singing “Memory” from Cats]
Claira: [singing] Memory, all alone in the moonlight…
[suddenly from behind a jaguar appears and eats her, as he swallows her suddenly the tiger’s mouth starts to move as the Claira continues to sing from his stomach]
Claira: [singing] Touch me. It’s so easy to leave me…
Pedro: If they keep eating each other, we got no show. This ain’t an all-you-can-eat competition!
[meanwhile Blu is following Eduardo as they fly through the jungle]
Blu: Ooh, hey. You are fast. You are really, really fast. I think I pulled a wing or something. You are really fast for an old bird.
[Eduardo gives him a dirty look]
Blu: For such a wise, wise bird, is what I meant to say. Wise bird, which is…which sometimes comes with age, but also can happen when you’re young, like you, in your case. You can be wise and young, which is kind of a rare combination, but thrilling when it happens.
Eduardo: Be quiet.
Blu: Ah. Thank you, sir.
Eduardo: It’s time to shake that city off of you. You need to learn the basics of jungle survival.
Blu: I thought we were going sightseeing.
[Eduardo chuckles to himself]
Eduardo: It’s training day.
[Eduardo watches over Blu as he wades through some mud]
Eduardo: Come on! The mud is your friend. This is your camouflage! Feel it. Taste it!
[he throws some of the mud onto Blu]
Eduardo: If you don’t feel crusty, you’re not doing it right!
[Blu starts dunking his head in the mud in fear, next Blu is rolling on the dirt on the ground]
Eduardo: You don’t wanna be seen by humans!
[next Blu is doing sits up as he’s dangling on a branch by his legs]
Eduardo: Come on! Are you a macaw or a turkey?
[next Blu accidentally flies into a snakes mouth but Eduardo saves him quickly by stomping the snake’s belly, then Eduardo shows him how eat a Brazil nut and Blu fails, then Eduardo watches as Blu is jumping up trying to get away from crocodiles snapping him up]
Eduardo: Faster. Faster. Come on! You don’t want to be eaten!
[next Blu is hanging upside down his body tied in a leaf]
Eduardo: You’re alone in the jungle, you get caught in a trap. What do you do?
Blu: Um…if I…if I had my fanny pack…
Eduardo: No! You use your beak!
Blu: My beak!
Eduardo: It’s your most important tool.
Blu: Okay, okay! No, I use my beak.
[he tries to use his beak to set himself free]
Eduardo: Time’s up!
[Eduardo uses hi beak to let Blu loose and he falls to the ground]
Eduardo: You’re jaguar meat. Roberto got it on the first try.
Blu: Huh. Of course he did.
[next Eduardo and Blu are flying up high into the sky]
Eduardo: Up, up! And hover! Now, backwards!
Blu: What, backwards? No, only hummingbirds can fly backwards.
[Blu watches as Eduardo flies backwards]
[next Blu is swimming in the water trying to catch up with a dolphin]
Eduardo: Over! Under! Over! Under! Over! Good job.
Blu: Oh. Oh, thanks.
Eduardo: Not you.
[suddenly the dolphin jumps up and does a high five with Eduardo’s wing; to the dolphin]
[the dolphin flicks it’s take splashing water in Blu’s face]
Eduardo: Brazil nut trees. These trees are the key to our way of life. The trees feed us. They sustain us. They…
[suddenly he hears snoring, looks around and sees Blu sprawled out and asleep from exhaustion]
Eduardo: Wake up!
Blu: Ah! I’m up! I’m up! I’m up! Oh. Nutty Brazil. Brazil nut trees…something. Yeah, got it.
Eduardo: This is important. We have to protect these trees. Our future depends on it.
[suddenly they are interrupted by a scarlet macaw, Felipe, and two other scarlet macaws]
Felipe: Hey, yoh, Eddie. Who’s your sidekick? You got a nurse now?
[the other scarlet macaw’s laugh]
Blu: Hi, I’m, um…
Eduardo: Aren’t you boys getting a little bit too close to our side? We have a deal, Felipe.
Felipe: Hey, relax. You know we got nothing but mad love for you.
[to his friends]
Felipe: Come on, boys, let’s fly. Paint the sky, before they start to cry.
[Felipe and his friends laugh and fly off]
Blu: Well, they seem nice.
Eduardo: They have their side of the grove and we have ours. Food is scarce these days.
[they look down to see a band of humans, Big Boss’s men, walking through the jungle]
Eduardo: Never seen them this close to the village before.
[Blu sticks his neck out to get a good look]
Eduardo: What? Don’t let them see you!
[Eduardo pulls Blu beside him]
Blu: Oh, right, right, right. Sorry. Uh…maybe we should go find Linda.
Eduardo: What’s a Linda?
Blu: Oh, Linda is the person that raised me.
Eduardo: What? You’re a pet?
Blu: No! No, I mean, no, no. It wasn’t anything like that. I was a companion.
Eduardo: You liked it? Ugh! That explains everything.
Blu: Linda is family.
Eduardo: Family? Humans aren’t family.
Blu: No, you don’t understand. They’re coming here to help.
Eduardo: Listen to me, we do not bring humans into the tribe. That is the only reason we’re still alive. You cannot be confused about this. Understood?
Blu: Yeah, got it.
Eduardo: Sightseeing is over.
[Eduardo turns and flies off]
[elsewhere in the jungle Linda helps Tulio climb up a tree to look into a nest]
Linda: Do you see the nest?
[as Tulio looks inside the nest suddenly a flock of small birds fly out of it knocking Tulio back and starts swinging by the rope he’s got hooked around him]
Linda: Tulio, are you okay?
Tulio: I’m fine! I’m okay! I’m…
[suddenly Tulio notices a tree being knocked down in the distance]
Tulio: Not okay.
[after investigating Linda and Tulio find Big Boss’s men cutting down the trees in the jungle]
Linda: Tulio, they’re cutting down the forest!
[Linda goes rushing off]
Tulio: No, no, no! Linda! Linda, where are you going?
Linda: To talk to them. You talk to birds, I talk to humans!
[Linda turns to go]
Tulio: No! Linda! Ow! Ooh.
[as Tulio goes to stop her he strips and falls over a tree trunk]
[Linda approaches the man cutting down a tree with a chainsaw]
Linda: Hey! Hey, mister! Hello!
[the man stops cutting and turns to face Linda]
Linda: You take it easy with that chainsaw. There are rare birds living around here. You can’t cut down these trees!
Tulio: Ooh, sweetheart! There you are. Hmm, I was looking for you.
[to the man]
Tulio: Hi, there. Beautiful out here, isn’t it?
[suddenly they’re interrupted by Big Boss’s foreman]
Logging Foreman: You two lost?
Tulio: Lost? No!
[Tulio chuckles nervously]
Tulio: Lost? No. We’re…we’re here on our honeymoon. We’re actually just heading back to join the tour. It’s, uh…karaoke night.
Tulio: Come along, honey.
[he grabs Linda’s hand and they start walking off]
Tulio: Moon River isn’t going to sing itself.
[quietly to Linda as they walk away from the men]
Tulio: Linda, logs aren’t the only things these guys cut.
[suddenly the foreman puts his foot down on the end of the rope still attached to Tulio’s waste and makes him stop]
Tulio: Run, Linda. I’ll hold them off. Go, go, go! Run! Run!
Linda: Okay, okay, okay!
[as Linda runs off Tulio tries to strike hold the men off by using a piece of tree branch but the man with the chainsaw quickly cuts it in half, Tulio laughs nervously; we see Linda runs through the jungle passing some chickens]
Linda: Excuse me, excuse me!
[Roberto and Tiago are having fun flying through the jungle]
Roberto: Come on, I’ll race you.
Tiago: Woo-hoo! This is great!
Roberto: Wooh! All right, Tiago!
Tiago: Oh, yeah!
[Jewel throws him some berries in the air for Tiago to catch but Roberto flies in and grabs them instead]
[Blu then catches Jewel as she swallows a bunch of berries]
Jewel: Oh, that is so good.
[she notices Blu]
Jewel: Hey, you’re back. Oh. How did it go?
[at that moment Eduardo flies in and interrupts them]
Eduardo: Oh, we had a great time. It was, uh…educational.
Tiago: Dad! Uncle Beto showed me some cool flying tricks.
Blu: “Uncle”? Ah.
Tiago: Look, I can fly backwards.
Roberto: Yeah, you’re a natural, T-Bird.
[Tiago gives Roberto a high five, then Roberto starts squawking and Tiago joins in with him making Jewel chuckle]
Eduardo: It’s never too soon to learn the ways of the jungle, Tiago.
Eduardo: Although some may never learn.
[they both look at Blu]
Blu: I’m going to go, uh…clean up.
[Blu flies off]
Eduardo: Roberto, we saw humans near the grove. I need you to stay alert.
[to himself in anger as he flies off to clean himself up]
Gabi: “Ways of the jungle.” I’d like to learn a way out of this jungle.
[nearby Nigel, Gabi and Charlie watch who they think is Blu land on a tree]
Nigel: Ooh! There he is! Now is our chance.
Gabi: Oh, I’m so excited!
Nigel: Prepare the tongue-a-pult.
[using Charlie’s tongue tied to a tree, Nigel prepares to be catapulted]
Nigel: Charlie, make me fly again.
[Charlie’s catapults Nigel into the air]
Gabi: Oh! Go get ’em, tiger!
[Nigel cackles as he flies through the air towards who he thinks is Blu and knocks him off the tree]
Nigel: Bow before the conquering cockatoo.
Blu Macaw: What is your problem, dude?
Pedro: Bird, that was sick!
[Nigel turns to see Rafael, Pedro and Nico watching him thinking he was auditioning for them]
Nico: Now, that’s the energy you bring into an audition.
Blu Macaw: Yeah, that’s actually why I’m here. I’ve got a great little…
[suddenly Nigel slaps him aside with his wing]
Blu Macaw: Hey!
Nigel: Go on.
Nico: We’re looking for a new star.
Rafael: You look familiar. Don’t I know you from somewhere?
Nigel: Uh…no, I don’t think so. Um…no. I’m, uh, um…Bob. Yes. Bob the bird.
[he giggles to himself]
Pedro: Okay, Bob, whatever. Show us what you got.
[he suddenly starts saying the words to the song “I will Survive”]
Nigel: Well, at first I was afraid. I was petrified. I kept thinking that I could never live, I could barely fly. And I spent, oh, so many nights thinking how he did me wrong and…and I grew strong. And I learned how to get along…
[he suddenly starts singing]
Nigel: [singing] Go on, now, go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now, it is I who has the floor. Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? Did you think I’d crumble?
[Gabi and Charlie join in to watch Nigel]
Gabi: Oh, no!
Nigel: [singing] Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Gabi: Oh, no, not Nige.
Nigel: [singing] I will survive. As long as I know how to hate, I know I’ll stay alive. I’ve got all my life to live.
Gabi: [singing] And I’ve got all my love to give.
Nigel: [singing] And I will survive.
Gabi: [singing] You will survive!
Nigel: [singing] I will survive!
Gabi: [singing] We will survive!
Nigel: [rapping] I’m a survivor I’ve got the eye of a tiger. Been training again and eating my fiber. You been staying alive. Well, I’ve been staying aliver. Watch where you sit when I spit my saliva, like boom! You’ve never seen a Cockatoo, rocking and shocking and dropping and popping and looking, too? Watch what I can do without no auto-tune.
Gabi: Say what?
[Nigel then ululates]
Gabi: Oh, no, he didn’t.
Nigel: [singing] If you try to keep me down, I’ll just come back stronger. You try to cut me short I’ll just come back longer. If you beat me at ping pong I’ll just play ping ponger. Give me my throne, I am ready to thrive. One thing I know, I will survive. I will survive.
Nigel: Yes, thank you. I’ve been Bob the bird.
Gabi: He is so hot.
Pedro: Boom. That’s it. You in.
Rafael: You’re no Eva, but you’re awesome.
Nico: We’ll see you at the performance tomorrow night.
Carla: Everyone from the village is coming. It’s going to be off the charts!
Nigel: It’s the perfect plan.
[we see Nigel has a porcupine tied and dangling from a tree, he plucks off one of its spikes]
Nigel: Be happy we’re only plucking you, porcupine.
[he plucks another spike off the porcupine]
Nigel: Go away.
[Charlie lets the porcupine loose and he runs off quickly]
Nigel: Instead of chasing that bird all over the jungle, we let him come to us, at the Carnival show. I’ll mesmerize them from the stage, while in the audience, you, my little Gabi…
[he strokes Gabi using the porcupine’s spike making her purr]
Nigel: You’ll be my petite weapon of mass destruction. It will be a performance to die for.
[he starts to laugh evilly then Gabi joins him with her own evil laughter]
Nigel: It only works when I do it.
Gabi: Okay. Love ya.
[back in Roberto’s nest Blu finds one of his breath mints and pops one in his mouth]
Blu: So minty.
[he shoos a fly buzzing around his head]
[he picks up his GPS and locates something]
[the fly returns to buzz around Blu’s head, he takes out a spray and starts spraying the fly and accidentally sprays into his eye]
Blu: Ooh! Ah!
[at that moment Jewel flies into the nest]
Jewel: Oh. Hey, sweetie, there you are. What’s taking you so long?
[she notices Blu holding the GPS]
Jewel: Enough with that GPS, really. The whole tribe’s gathering to watch the sunset. Come on.
[she goes to fly off]
Blu: Oh, no! Hang on. No, I just found Linda and Tulio’s coordinates. Hm. They are just on the other side of the grove.
[he holds up the GPS and points to their location]
Blu: Look, they’re really close.
Blu: Yeah. Now, I know your dad doesn’t totally trust humans but I’m sure if he met them, he would change his mind. They can help keep this place safe.
Jewel: Yeah, Blu, my dad knows what he’s doing. And can’t you just forget Linda and Tulio for one minute and enjoy a sunset?
Blu: But I…I thought that was our plan.
GPS: Route guidance complete.
Jewel: I…you know, maybe some places shouldn’t be found. Maybe they should just be left alone.
[the fly comes back to buzz around Blu who flaps his wings to get rid of it when suddenly Jewel snaps it up and swallows it]
[to Rafael, Pedro and Nico]
Blu: She ate a bug! A bug!
Rafael: Blu! Blu, Blu! Calm down.
Blu: Calm down? We had a plan. Help Linda and Tulio find the flock and get home. But when I mentioned it to her, she completely shut me down. Oh! Oh, oh, oh…and her father? Mmm! Total nut job. He’s got this weird thing about humans.
[at the same time Eduardo is sounding off to Roberto about Blu]
Eduardo: He’s got this weird thing about humans! He loves them. He’s a pet!
Roberto: A pet?
[back to Blu sounding off about Eduardo]
Blu: He called me a pet. I can’t believe he used the P word to my face. It’s like he thinks I’m the enemy or something.
[back to Eduardo sounding off about Blu]
Eduardo: He’s not one of us, Roberto. Keep an eye on him.
[back to Blu sounding off]
Blu: Oh, and that Roberto? He is always watching. He is always hovering around Jewel. He is always singing something. I can’t compete with that.
Pedro: You gotta bird up, bird! You gotta emancipate yourself from domestication.
Nico: Try to see this place through her eyes. Taste the flavors she’s tasting.
Blu: Ooh, so I should eat a bug?
Pedro: Ew, that’s just nasty, thinking about it.
[Nigel interrupts Blu, Pedro, Nico and Rafael]
Nigel: Glitter. Where is my glitter?
[Nigel swans around pretending to look for glitter and getting into Blu’s way]
Blu: Oh, I’m sorry. Sorry.
Nigel: I don’t want apologies. I want glitter.
[he starts walking off with Gabi and Charlie following him]
Nigel: Ugh. Glitter is absolutely essential…
Gabi: Oh, Nigel!
Nigel: …for a magical performance. Do you know nothing?
[as Nigel, Gabi and Charlie walk off Clara flies in]
Carla: Guys! Rehearsals, big day tomorrow. Ring a bell? Come on. You’re coming, right, Dad?
Blu: Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
[Clara flies off]
Pedro: That girl put the “business” in “show business.”
[Pedro and Nico fly off]
Rafael: Blu, remember…
Blu: I know, I know. Happy wife, happy life.
[Jewel flies around outside their nest]
Jewel: Woo-hoo! What a glorious morning! Oh, I forgot I could have mornings like this. Mmm.
[suddenly she hears what seems to be Roberto’s singing voice, but as she turns around to greet him she sees that it’s Blu singing]
[he picks a Brazil nut with his beak and give it to Jewel]
Blu: Your favorite.
Jewel: Oh, you remembered. Isn’t that nice?
[she picks off a piece of the Brazil nut shell and spits it out as Blu watches her adoringly]
Jewel: It’s so crazy good. Thank you so much, Blu.
[Blu starts crooning like Roberto again but then it fades to Blu crooning really badly as he sleeps and is in fact dreaming, suddenly he wakes]
Blu: That’s it!
[Blu puts on his fanny pack and walks out of the nest]
Blu: I’ll be the one to surprise her. Breakfast in bed coming up.
[Blu flies off]
[Blu flies around the jungle looking for Brazil nuts to take back to Jewel]
Blu: Brazil nuts, where are you?
[he lands on a tree and looks around him]
Blu: I know you’re around here somewhere.
[suddenly a small hand extends from above and touches Blu on the head surprising him]
Blu: Ah. Ow!
[we see a monkey appear and quickly take Blu’s fanny pack]
Blu: Wha…? Hey!
[he sees the monkey get onto the back of another monkey, laugh and they both take off with Blu’s fanny pack]
Blu: No! Hey! Hey, come back here! Wait!
[Blu flies after them]
[as he sees the monkey take out the GAPS and play around with it]
Blu: That’s not a toy.
GAPS: Erratic driving. Pull over.
[the monkey drops the GPS and Blu quickly goes to catch it, then he follows the monky as they head off]
[as the monkey starts playing around with Blu’s toothbrush]
Blu: No, no. Don’t do it.
[the monkey sticks the toothbrush into his ear]
Blu: Oh! Oh, oh, oh.
[the monkey then throws the toothbrush away, then Blu watches the monky get away throwing more of the stuff in his fanny pack away, Blu then finally catches them as they are playing around with the rest of his stuff sitting on a tree branch]
Blu: Got you! Hmm. Thank you.
[he snatches his things from the monkey’s hand and the monkey take off, as he does Blu notices Brazil nuts in the distance]
Blu: Huh. Finally! Brazil nuts.
[he flies over and grabs one of the Brazil nut branches then takes out his swiss knife]
Blu: This is my most important tool.
[Blu uses the knife to try and get the nut off the branch but fails]
[as Blu is struggling to get the nut off the branch he sees Felipe and two other scarlet macaw’s fly over to the opposite tree]
Felipe: Well, well, well. What do we have here? I guess old Eddie’s rules don’t apply to everyone.
[the other birds laugh and Blu gets surrounded by more scarlet macaws]
Felipe: You’re on our side.
Blu: Oh. Oh, really? Okay, my bad. Uh…I didn’t know that. Sorry.
[he lets go of the Brazil nut and the branch hits Felipe in the face]
Blu: Ah! Oh. Oops, sorry! Sorry!
[Felipe looks at him with anger]
Felipe: You come over here, take our food and now you insult me?
Blu: Oh. Oh, no, no, no. This is all just a big misunderstanding.
Felipe: You know, I wish I could accept your apology. You seem like a nice bird, but this means war!
Blu: What? Does…does it have to? Can it mean something else?
Felipe: Today, in the Pit of Doom.
Blu: Sorry, the “Pit of Doom”? Really?
[Felipe flies over to Blu and snatches the Brazil nut away from him]
Blu: Oh, really.
Felipe: High noon. Oh, I’ll make some room. Sweep you up like a broom.
[Felipe starts laughing, flies off with the other scarlet macaw’s following him]
Eduardo: You did what?!
Blu: It was an accident.
Eduardo: An accident?
[Jewel steps in between them]
Jewel: Hey, woh! What’s going on?
Eduardo: Thanks to Drew here, we could lose our entire side of the grove.
Blu: I was just trying to get a nut. One nut!
Jewel: You don’t even like nuts! What’s gotten into you, Blu?
Blu: I was getting it for you.
Jewel: Aw, you were?
Eduardo: Roberto, I want your best birds on this. We are not giving up without a fight.
Roberto: Got it.
[Roberto flies off, turning to Blu]
Eduardo: You, stay out of it. You’ve done enough.
[Eduardo turns and flies off]
Jewel: Blu, he’s right. Maybe you should just let Dad and Roberto handle it.
Blu: You don’t think I can do this?
Jewel: I…no! I…I just don’t know if it’s your exact area of expertise.
[Roberto goes to gather the other blue macaws]
Roberto: Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Pit of Doom, now!
Blu Macaw: Yeah, let’s get ’em!
[as the blue macaws fly off at the same time Linda is still trying to get away from the Big Boss’ loggers and manages to get to her camp and notices the radio]
[as she goes to grab the radio she hears Big Boss’ voice]
Big Boss: Oh, I…I hope you don’t mind. I made myself at home.
[he holds a cup stirring his drink with a lollipop]
Big Boss: Lollipop?
[holds up the lollipop to Linda but his monkey quickly comes over and grabs it, then his two loggermen arrive, they tie Linda’s and Tulio’s hand around a tree]
Big Boss: It’s a shame really. You came all this way to protect the jungle. Let’s see if it will return the favor. Tree-huggers.
[he starts chuckling and we see Linda and Tulio have been tied to a tree marked to be taken down]
[Roberto and Felipe face each other in front of the large gathering of blue and scarlet macaws]
[the crowd in each side boos the other]
Aunt Mimi: No mercy!
Blu: I have to stop this.
Jewel: What? Blu!
[Blu flies over to Eduardo]
Blu: Stop! Stop! Eduardo, this is crazy. We are an intelligent species with advanced problem solving capabilities.
Eduardo: You brought this on us. Now, watch.
[Roberto starts cawing with other blue macaws joining him, then Felipe starts scatting with other scarlet macaws joining him]
[then another bird flips a small bird in between Felipe and Roberto]
Coin Toss Bird: I hate this job.
[a whistle is blown and nut is thrown in between Felipe and Roberto and they start playing soccer with it]
[Blu watches as Roberto and his team play soccer with Felipe and his team]
Blu: Oh, it’s a game. Oh, it’s a game!
Eduardo: It’s not a game! It’s war.
[then we see a tapir and a porcupine commentating the game]
Tapir Game Announcer: Ay-ya-ya! It’s a beautiful day in the Pit of Doom! It’s winner take all!
Porcupine Game Announcer: It’s the best of seven. The winner will take control of the entire Brazil nut grove!
Blu: Oh, it’s just like soccer. I can do this. Alright, any special strategies? What are we running, a 4-4-2 or a 5-4-1? What are we doing here, coach? What position do I play?
Eduardo: Actually, I do have a perfect spot for you.
[we see Blu acting as waterboy for the team]
Blu: Water. Water here. Get your water.
[a blue macaw smacks into Blu to take the shell containing the water]
Blu: Ah, okay, thanks.
[as the soccer game between the two bird tribes continue]
Tapir Game Announcer: Roberto is unstoppable! He’s incredible! He’s everywhere!
Clara, Tiago, Bia: Go, Roberto!
Blu: I could have done that.
Tapir Game Announcer: Roberto springs free! There he goes, there he goes, there he goes! He shoots!
Tapir and Porcupine Game Announcer: Goal!
[the blue macaw crowd cheers]
Tapir Game Announcer: Goal! Goal! Goal! Oh, my! Ay-ya-ya! Felipe has the ball. The Red Macaws are making a comeback. Felipe pass to Tito. Tito with Mario. Mario with Cesar. Cesar to Antonio. Now! Felipe scores!
[the scarlet macaw crowd cheers, Felipe laughs at Roberto]
Felipe: Yeah! In your face!
[as they start passing the but around again]
Tapir Game Announcer: Felipe, Roberto. Roberto, Felipe. Roberto, Felipe. Roberto, Felipe. Felipe, Roberto!
[the blue macaw crowd cheers then as they continue to play Felipe scores another goal]
Tapir Game Announcer: Goooooal!
[as a blue macaw gets hit by a scarlet macaw]
Tapir Game Announcer: Ooh! Ay-ya-ya. That’s got to hurt.
[Eduardo sends another bird to replace Roberto]
Eduardo: Go, go!
[the scarlet macaws hit another goal]
Tapir Game Announcer: Felipe-lipe-lipe!
[as Felipe hits a blue macaw]
Coin Toss Bird: Foul!
Felipe: Oh! Come on, ref!
[Eduardo points to Blu as the blue macaw is being carried away]
Eduardo: Okay, you’re in.
Eduardo: Not you. You.
[we see a small scrawny looking blue macaw appear from behind Blu]
Scrawny Blue Macaw: Watch and learn, water boy.
[as he goes to fly off the edge of the cliff he falls down]
Eduardo: Alright, just get in there.
[Blu takes off his fanny pack and flies over to join the blue macaw team]
Blu: Okay. Here we go, coach.
Clara, Tiago, Bia: Yeah, Dad!
Tapir Game Announcer: A new player is coming off the bench. Is he a secret weapon?
Porcupine Game Announcer: Ooh. I think it’s the water boy.
[to the blue macaws as they pass the ball between each other]
Blu: Hey, I’m open! I’m open, toss it to me! Hey, pass to me, I’m open. I’m wide open! Pass the ball to me!
[suddenly the ball is thrown to Blu, it hits him hard on the head]
Blue Macaw Crowd: Ooh!
[Felipe quickly grabs the nut from Blu]
Felipe: Thanks for the pass, Blu!
[Roberto cuts in and takes the ball]
Roberto: Mind if I borrow this?
Tapir Game Announcer: Roberto moves in. He shakes one, then another! Roberto! Goooooal!
[the blue macaw crowd cheers]
Porcupine Game Announcer: We are tied in the Pit of Doom. Whoever scores next…
Tapir Game Announcer: Wins it all!
[Blu notices the nut falling below all the players]
Blu: Oh, I got it, I got it!
[Blu heads down to catch the ball]
Jewel: Come on, Blu.
[Blu tries to catch the nut before it falls into the river]
Porcupine Game Announcer: Wow! The water boy is suddenly playing like a pro!
[Blu manages to hold onto the ball]
Eduardo: Pass the ball to Roberto!
Blu: Ooh! Yeah. Oh! Oh!
Eduardo: Pass the ball! Pass the ball!
[as Blu heads towards the goal]
Roberto: Blu, wait!
Blu: Nah, this bird’s got it covered.
[Blu gets near the goal, takes a shot and the ball lands into his own team’s goal]
Blu: Goooooa…oh, oh.
[the blue macaw crowd sighs as they realize what Blu has done, the referee blows the whistle and the scarlet macaws win the game]
Tapir Game Announcer: It looks like the secret weapon just backfired! Let’s go to Eduardo for his reaction.
Eduardo: Oh! I’m gonna kill you, fanny pack!
[Jewel and the kids looking disappointed fly off, Felipe flies over to Roberto and starts smirking]
Felipe: Check it out, old Eddie. Looks like you guys are gonna have to start a nut-free diet.
Felipe: We’re gonna be talking about that for a long time.
[Felipe flies off and Blu goes over to see Roberto]
Eduardo: I shouldn’t have expected more from a humans pet.
[Roberto flies off leaving Blu all alone and feeling desolate]
[as Blu is getting his fanny pack Jewel joins him]
Jewel: Hey. Um…what happened back there?
Blu: I was trying to be one of the tribe. But I guess I’m never gonna be “the bird” like your dad wants me to be.
Blu: I think it’s time to go home.
Jewel: We should talk about this.
Blu: Talk about what?
Jewel: Blu, look around. The kids are thriving, they love being in the wild. Maybe this place is home.
Blu: Home? How could this be home? I have done everything I can to fit in and help out, but no matter what I do, it’s wrong. That’s not home, Jewel. Maybe for you, but not for me.
Jewel: You know what? You need to figure out what you want. And maybe stop thinking about just yourself and start thinking about us.
[Blu watches as Jewel flies off, he thinks for a moment before putting on his fanny pack, gets his GPS and flies off, nearby Jewel watches him thinking he’s chosen to abandoned her]
[meanwhile Big Boss’s men are busy cutting down the trees in the jungle]
Man #1: Keep it coming. Keep it coming. Woh.
Man #2: Right here.
Man #3: Okay, you heard the boss. Move out! Let’s go!
[Big Boss and his monkey watch the men as they work]
Big Boss: Beautiful.
[he chuckles to himself; back to Blu who’s managed to find Linda and Tulio’s camp using his GPS]
Blu: Linda! Tulio!
[he sees the camp is abandoned, then he notices a picture of Linda and Tulio with Blu and Jewel]
Blu: Goodbye, Linda.
[he takes off his fanny pack and places it by the picture]
Blu: Goodbye, fanny pack.
[as he goes to leave the GPS starts speaking]b
GPS: Turn around when possible.
Blu: Sorry, GPS lady. It’s not you, it’s…it’s me. Goodbye, pancakes. Goodbye, coffee.
[he takes a sip from the coffee cup on the table and grimaces as it tastes bad]
Blu: Ugh. Goodbye, coffee.
[as Blu goes to leave Linda and Tulio’s camp he notices the radio is broken and senses something is wrong]
Blu: Linda? Linda!
[he hears nothing as looks into the jungle then suddenly Roberto smacks straight into him]
Roberto: Eduardo was right! Traitor!
Blu: Wait, you don’t understand.
Roberto: What don’t I understand? Siding with humans?
Blu: What do you even know about humans?
Roberto: Oh, I know everything. They lure you in, they trap you. They destroy your mind! Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? No! Enough crackers! I hate crackers!
[suddenly a bulldozer heads straight towards them]
Blu: Come on, Roberto!
Roberto: It’s them. It’s them! It’s them!
Blu: Roberto, get out of…
[Blu grabs hold of Roberto and pulls him out of the way just as the bulldozer is about to hit him]
Roberto: Oh! Ah! Not again! Not again! No more crackers!
Blu: Snap out of it!
[Blu slaps Roberto in the face]
Blu: Look! We’ve got one chance to stop this, okay? I have to find my friends. You fly back and warn the others. You got it?
Roberto: Yeah. I got it.
Blu: Okay. Go!
[as Roberto turns around to fly off he hits smack straight into a tree then flies off]
Roberto: Ah! Humans, humans!
[Blu flies in the opposite directions picking up his fanny pack for the journey]
[meanwhile Lind and Tulio, who are still tied together to the marked tree try to set themselves free]
Linda: Your left! Your right!
Tulio: Left or right?
Linda: My left? Your right leg, my left leg.
[they start climbing the tree]
Linda: Okay. Good! Good! Good! Now, go up.
Tulio: Go up.
[Tulio extends his hand towards Linda]
Tulio: Reach! Almost there!
[Tulio manages to grab hold of Linda’s hand]
Tulio: Linda, I’m so sorry.
Linda: As bad as this is, there is no place I would rather be in the whole world than with you. Even if it is tied to a tree.
[suddenly she sees a blue macaw flying towards them and Linda stars cawing]
Tulio: Oh, Linda!
[thinking she’s cawing for him Tulio does a birdcall]
Linda: Blu! Blu!
Linda: Down here!
[Blue sees Linda and Tulio and tries to free them from the rope]
Tulio: What? Blu!
Linda: What are you doing here? This is dangerous!
[Blu manages to free them from the rope]
Tulio: That’s incredible! It’s a two thousand mile flight! It’s amazing!
[Blu starts to fly off]
Linda: Let’s follow him!
[Linda and Tulio start following Blu]
Linda: I told you I heard him.
[as Blu flies into the jungle he finds a logger cutting down the trees, Blu heads down to the bulldozer, grabs the engine key and flies off]
Blu: I’ll take those.
Logger: Get back…!
[as the logger goes to grab Blu he falls off the bulldozer, then Blu finds the loggers have cut down many trees and are being hauled off]
[as Jewel sits thinking Blu has abandoned her she sees a distressed looking Roberto being brought in]
Roberto: Ah! Game over! It’s over! Humans! The lights! The lights! It’s over!
[the birds set Roberto down in front of Eduardo]
Blue Macaw: He’s been blabbering like this since we found him.
Roberto: The loggers are coming! And Blu is with them!
Roberto: No! No, Blu is trying to help us.
Jewel: What? By himself?
Eduardo: Let’s evacuate! We’re leaving. Let’s go. Everyone move out. Go, go, go!
[the birds start flying off]
Jewel: Dad? No, not this time. I’m not going with you.
Eduardo: You have to go with me! I will not put my family in danger again.
Jewel: Blu is my family and I’m not leaving him behind.
Blu: You don’t have to.
[Jewel turns to see Blu]
Jewel: Are you okay?
[they touch their beaks together intimately]
Blu: Look, Eduardo, I might not be the birdliest bird in the flock but for once, that’s actually a good thing. You know the jungle, I know humans. And I know that together we can stop them. We can’t let them take our home.
[Clara, Tiago and Bia join Jewel as Blu continues his speech]
Blu: Sure, it’s hot and loud and filled with creepy bugs, but it’s ours. Let’s fight for it. Who’s with me?
[the scrawny blue macaw from the soccer game puts his hand up]
Scrawny Blue Macaw: I’m with you!
[he steps off the edge of the tree branch and falls to the ground]
Blu: Anybody else?
[Linda and Tulio run towards the bulldozers to stop the loggers cutting the trees]
Tulio: Stop! Stop! Stop!
[they stand in front of the bulldozers]
[just as the bulldozer is about to hit them suddenly they stop]
Tulio: Oh, yeah. Respect the rainforest!
[Linda notices the loggers looking up at something, she turns and sees the entire flock of blue macaws sitting in the trees]
Tulio: I knew it! I knew it! I knew…
[suddenly Tulio passes out, one of the loggers freaks out and turns to run off when Big Boss stops him]
Big Boss: Hey, where do you think you’re going? It’s just a bunch of pigeons! Get back to work!
[as the loggers start their bulldozers again]
Eduardo: Lead the way, Blu.
Blu: Huh? That’s my name! Yes! You called me Blu. Yes, I am Blu!
[Eduardo looks at him with frustration]
Blu: What? Oh. Oh, right.
[to the birds]
Blu: Birds of blue feathers…
Blue Macaws: Have to stick together!
[they all swoops in to attack the loggers and frighten them away]
Blu: Everybody ready? And under!
[they start going under the loggers legs]
[Blu then suddenly notices a cut tree heading towards them]
[Nigel is singing to himself as he and Gabi ride on Charlie’s back through the jungle]
Nigel: I will survive. I will survive.
[back with the loggers being attacked by the blue macaws, Tiago and Bia are in one of the bulldozers and Tiago puts the bulldozer in gear with Bia instructing him using the manual]
Tiago: Got it!
Bia: Wow, precise.
[as the birds are flying around the foreman’s head]
Logging Foreman: I ain’t afraid of no birds!
[suddenly a jaguar appears and growls at the foreman making him scream in terror and run off, the jaguar then spits out the kid capybara that he had swallowed during her audition for Pedro and Nico]
[flying above the loggers carrying the Capoeira Turtles]
Pedro: It’s on in the Amazon!
Carla: Alright, hit it!
[they drop the turtles]
Capoeira Turtle: Wooh! High-five!
[they start doing their slow motion routine, in the midst of all the mayhem Roberto has a meltdown]
Roberto: Why? Why?
[Aunt Mimi slaps him]
Aunt Mimi: Get a grip!
[Roberto suddenly completely loses it and attacks a logger, meanwhile Jewel along with a more blue macaws fly in carrying nuts]
[Jewel drops the nut into the bulldozers exhaust pipe]
[Nigel notices Blu in all the mayhem]
Nigel: Halt! There he is. Charlie, prepare the nose-zooka.
[back with Blu, he opens one end of the bulldozer engine flap with the spork on the swiss knife and then tosses it to Tiago]
Tiago: Now we’re talking.
[Tiago uses it the spork to open the other side of the engine flap]
Nigel: Ready, aim, fire!
[just as Blu opens the engine flap Charlie throws a poisoned porcupine spike to hit Blu, but it bounces off the bulldozer engine, flies back towards Nigel and it nearly hits him]
Nigel: Foiled again.
[after Blu places a piece of wood to stop the bulldozer engine]
Blu: Good job, Tiago.
Tiago: We’re a great team, Dad!
[just then they notice the scarlet macaws joining in]
Felipe: Hey, old Eddie.
Felipe: You think I’d miss this party? Game on!
[the scarlet macaws start throwing nuts at the loggers; to his loggers as they are running off]
Big Boss: Hey! Come back! You’re useless, all of you!
[one of the bulldozer’s hits Eduardo]
Blu: Look out!
[Eduardo falls to the ground and as the bulldozer goes to pick up Eduardo suddenly it’s stopped by Linda operating another bulldozer]
Linda: Pick on someone your own size!
[Tulio picks a frightened Eduardo off the ground]
Eduardo: No! No!
Tulio: I got you, I got you. It’s okay, it’s okay, you’re safe now.
[Eduardo flies out of Tulio’s hands and Linda manages to topple over a bulldozer]
Blu: That’s a Linda.
[they watch Linda do a little celebratory dance, then the rest of the loggers leave, Roberto and Felipe do a chest bump]
Felipe, Roberto: Yeah!
[the rest of the birds and animals start cheering, Blu flies over to Linda and Tulio]
Linda: We still got it, Blu!
[as Linda and Blu celebrate suddenly they hear a loud crash and see a tree falling]
[we see Big Boss has strapped dynamite to the trees]
Big Boss: I have to do everything myself.
[as Big Boss sets the dynamites off Blu flies in and starts to pull the ropes holding the dynamites to the tree off with his beak]
Big Boss: Hey! Get away from that!
[as he goes to hit Blu aside Nigel attacks him from behind]
Nigel: Oh, no! No one steals my scene.
[Nigel flies off to deal with Blu, as Big Boss goes to get his hat he sees a snake rise wearing his hat and offers the snake his lollipop]
Big Boss: Lollipop?
[holding onto the dynamites Blu flies high up with them, he looks behind him and notices Nigel following him holding onto another batch of dynamite]
[Nigel does an evil laugh]
Blu: What are you doing? Let go! Save yourself!
[as Blu flies up higher Nigel continues to follow him]
Blu: Come on, let go!
Blu: Are you crazy? You’ll bring both of us down! Let go!
[Blu flings the lit dynamite into the air as it’s about to blow and grabs hold of Nigel]
Blu: Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Fly!
Nigel: Déjà Vu, Blu.
[the dynamite explodes above them]
[Blu and Nigel wake up to find themselves hung upside down on a tree side by side, the both yell when they notice each other]
Nigel: You will pay a painful price for your pestilence!
[Nigel tries to grab hold of Blu]
Blu: Hey, stop that! Hey, get off of me!
Nigel: A flurry of furious feathers in your face!
[Nigel tries to hit Blu in the face with his wings]
Blu: Hey, you don’t have to do this!
Nigel: No, I just want to.
Blu: Hey, stop! Stop!
[just then Gabi and Charlie arrive nearby]
Gabi: Oh, my goodness. Charlie! This is it. This is it!
[Gabi gives a poisoned porcupine spike to Charlie]
Gabi: Steady. Steady.
[Nigel continues to try and hit Blu]
Nigel: Slap fight!
Gabi: Shoot! Shoot!
[Charlie releases the poisoned spike and it hits Nigel instead of Blu]
[as Nigel gets hit, Blu manages to free himself from the tree]
Gabi: Oh! Nigel!
[Nigel notices the poisoned spike stuck in him, looks up and sees a flock of blue macaws flying down towards him]
Nigel: Is this the end? I was too young, too beautiful to live.
[Jewel, the kids, Rafael, Pedro and Nico join Blu as he watches Nigel]
Pedro: Hold up! That ain’t Bob!
Rafael: I told you I knew him from somewhere.
Nigel: My final curtain call. And it’s standing room only. Goodbye.
[Nigel stars chocking then falls down to the ground unconscious]
Gabi: No! No! What have I done?
[Gabi goes over to Nigel’s body]
Gabi: If I cannot liveth with thee, then I shall not liveth at all.
[Gabi swallowing a drop of her poison to be with Nigel and she passes out on top of Nigel’s body]
[everyone starts clapping for Nigel and Gabi as they lie unconscious]
Bia: That frog is not poisonous.
[suddenly Gabi sits up]
[just then Nigel comes to and sits up making Gabi fall off him]
Nigel: We’re not dead?
Bia: It’s a very common mistake, but she’s a harmless pseudo-dendrobate. You can tell by the pink spots.
Gabi: But my…my parents always told me I was poisonous and shouldn’t touch anyone.
Carla: You just had really mean parents.
Gabi: Oh, wow. So, now…
[realizing she can touch Nigel she jumps onto his face]
Gabi: We can be together!
[she stars kissing his face]
[as Gabi continues to kiss Nigel’s face Nigel tries to make a run for it but falls down]
Gabi: Oh, Nigel! Nigel! My Nigel-Wigel-Wigglepuss!
[Gabi starts pulling him towards her]
Nigel: No! No! Somebody, help me!
Gabi: I’m going to never let you go.
[Blu, Jewel and the kids turn and start to fly off]
Nigel: I’m sorry, I’ll be nicer.
Gabi: Never gonna let you go!
Nigel: No! No! Charlie!
[Charlie shrugs his shoulders and starts to leave]
Nigel: Charlie! Ah! This is unnatural!
[Gabi pulls Nigel into the jungle, we see all the birds flying away and then we see that Big Boss has been swallowed whole by the snake]
[a news reporter is standing in front of a camera getting ready to report when some blue macaws flutter around her head]
Newscaster: Ooh. Ohh. Hi, guys! Hi!
[the birds fly away, the reporter looks into the camera]
Newscaster: There’s nothing in my hair, right? Okay.
[she starts reporting]
Newscaster: Directly from the heart of the Amazon rainforest, we have some breaking news.
[we see Tulio and Linda, with Blu on her shoulder, standing beside her]
Newscaster: Thanks to Dr. Monteiro and his team, the entire area will be designated as a National Wildlife Refuge.
[she points her microphone at Linda]
Linda: And together, we’ll make sure this place stays safe. Right, Blu?
[Blu squawks his agreement]
Newscaster: But that’s not the only good news.
[Tulio holds up a cage with Nigel and Gabi inside it]
Tulio: We found this Cockatoo deep in the Amazon and he seems to have bonded with a tree frog. We are bringing them back to Rio for continuing observation.
Gabi: Oh, Nigel! Wow! A honeymoon in Rio!
Carla: Put your paws, talons and tails together for the most amazing talent ever gathered in one jungle. It’s “Amazon Untamed”!
Pedro: [singing] Hey, come on! Hey, get up! Yeah! Hey! What’s up? Don’t bite it. What’s up? Don’t bite it. Where my birds at?
Birds: [singing] We’re together no matter where we might go.
Nico: [singing] Ooh!
Birds: [singing] Flap your wings!
Birds: [singing] If we’re not all together we can’t go far.
Pedro: [singing] Amazon! Uh-huh.
Nico: [singing] It’s the emerald we treasure. Coming from the jungle to you.
[Eduardo places Nico’s old bottle top hat on his head]
Carla: [singing] Beating like its heart beats.
[Eduardo, who’s now wearing a fanny pack like Blu, laughs and hugs Blu]
Carla: [singing] Playing rhythms we’ve grown to.
Nico: [singing] It’s the emerald we treasure.
Carla: [singing] Coming from the place where we live.
Nico: [singing] The place where we live.
Carla: [singing] The home of freedom and happiness.
Nico: [singing] Happiness.
Rapping Sloth: [rapping] Time flies forever. The jungle’s like a breeze It’s a wonder. Now get out your tutu in case someone wants you to dance.
[she suddenly closes her eyes and snores as she sleeps]
[as the carnival continues Luiz, being flown in by a bird, drops in]
Luiz: Hello, Amazon!
Pedro: Hey, Luiz!
Luiz: Hey birds, I made it!
Nico: Welcome to the jungle, dawg!
[the dancing and the singing continues]
Pedro: All my turtles! Hardcore turtles!
[Blu dances with Jewel and the kids, then Rafael is joined by his wife Eva]
Rafael: Sing it, baby!
[as she starts to sing some birds wrap her up in the large leafs of a flower to stop her]
[last lines; Blu dances with Jewel]
Jewel: Are you sure you can make the Amazon our home? With the heat and the creepy bugs.
Blu: What? Are you kidding? I am Mr. Jungle. Totally wild and very birdly.
[he sees a massive spider beside him, he gasps in fear, Jewel catches him and chuckles]
Jewel: Maybe we can do summers in Rio.
Blu: You’re my one and only, Jewel.
Birds: [singing] Forever together wherever we may go. Forever together we can go far.
Pedro: That’s the end?
[Nico tips his bottle top hat and they both fly off]
Total Quotes: 156
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