to be said that Shrek
quotes does not have the energy and
humor of the first two but it's a definite improvement on the third.
Take a look at some of these handpicked quotes
and see what you think.
by: Mike Mitchell
- Shrek (voice)
Eddie Murphy - Donkey (voice)
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona (voice)
Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots (voice)
Julie Andrews - Queen (voice)
Jon Hamm - Brogan (voice)
John Cleese - King Harold (voice)
Craig Robinson - Cookie (voice)
Walt Dohrn - Rumpelstiltskin / Priest / Krekraw Ogre
Jane Lynch - Gretched (voice)
eat my face last
and send my hoofs to my momma!
[when he sees the obese
Puss for the
[Puss gives an evil look]
Puss in Boots:
Feed me, if you
going to eat me?
already had a big bowl
of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
I don't like it.
don't you just tell
her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you
came from an alternate universe.
and while I'm at it,
why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon and
you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?
saw what happened.
She's going to think I'm crazy.
my kids cute or do
they make people uncomfortable?
Help! I'm being assnapped!
you are a
Puss in Boots:
And you, are
[they both laugh]
I know you don't remember me but we're married, and at the birthday
party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers and this boy kept
saying 'do the roar! do the roar!' Then I punched the cake that the
pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle
Fiona, I know everything
about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know
that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that
when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands,
squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like
the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by
candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid
you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona,
I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've
never been kissed, well, by me.
know, I always
thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
It was you who
Total Quotes: 12