It has to be said that Shrek Forever After quotes does not have the energy and humor of the first two but it's a definite improvement on the third. Take a look at some of these handpicked quotes and see what you think.





Directed by: Mike Mitchell
Written by:
Josh Klausner
Darren Lemke
Starring:
Mike Myers - Shrek (voice)
Eddie Murphy - Donkey (voice)
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona (voice)
Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots (voice)
Julie Andrews - Queen (voice)
Jon Hamm - Brogan (voice)
John Cleese - King Harold (voice)
Craig Robinson - Cookie (voice)
Walt Dohrn - Rumpelstiltskin / Priest / Krekraw Ogre (voice)
Jane Lynch - Gretched (voice)

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Donkey: Please eat my face last and send my hoofs to my momma!

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[when he sees the obese Puss for the first time]
Shrek: Puss, you're fa...
[Puss gives an evil look]
Shrek: fa...ncy!

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Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.

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Rumpelstiltskin: You're not going to eat me?
Shrek: I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.

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Butterpants: Do the roar!
Shrek: [unenthusiastically] Roar.
Butterpants: I don't like it.

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Donkey: Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.
Shrek: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?
Donkey: I do?
Shrek: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.
Donkey: I'm a daddy?

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Donkey: Are my kids cute or do they make people uncomfortable?

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Donkey: Help! I'm being assnapped!

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Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.
[they both laugh]

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[to Fiona]
Shrek: Okay, I know you don't remember me but we're married, and at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers and this boy kept saying 'do the roar! do the roar!' Then I punched the cake that the pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle hole.

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Shrek: Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me.

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[last lines]
Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
Princess Fiona: You did.
Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me.

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