Starring: Andy Samberg, Kelsey Grammer, Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele
Animated comedy directed by Nicholas Stoller & Doug Sweetland and written by Stoller, based on his own idea. The film follows storks who used to deliver babies but now they deliver packages for global internet giant Cornerstore.com. Junior (Andy Samberg), the company’s top delivery stork, is about to be promoted when he accidentally activates the Baby Making Machine, producing an adorable and wholly unauthorized baby girl.
Desperate to deliver this bundle of trouble before the boss gets wise, Junior and his friend Tulip, the only human on Stork Mountain, race to make their first-ever baby drop in a wild and revealing journey that could make more than one family whole and restore the storks’ true mission in the world.
Best Quotes from Trailer:
Hunter: It’s an image old as time, a baby swaddled in white delivered by the stork. How quant? But you’ll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I’m here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility. We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero mistake work flow. Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over seventy-five years of hard worn experience, our new process has been described as, perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic. We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language, “Goo-goo, gah-gah.” So when you’re looking for a baby delivery you can count The Stork Delivery Service. Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver.
[during his speech, Tulip ends up breaking the machine behind him causing babies to appear all over and the alarm to sound]
Hunter: What was that?
[turns around to see the mess]
Hunter: Oh, no!
Tulip: My bad!
Junior: [voice over] You’re probably asking yourself how a stork, a girl and a baby wound up in this situation? Let me go back at the beginning of the story.
Hunter: Junior, do you why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can’t see glass?
Junior: I do not.
[jus then a couple of birds crash smack right onto the glass office]
Hunter: Power move.
Hunter: I’m getting out of babies and into packaged goods.
Junior: Cool, cool, cool, very cool.
Hunter: Monday it’ll all be yours, barring some monumental screw-up.
Junior: Orphan Tulip?
Tulip: Junior? Uh, Tulip is just fine. Orphan hurts my heart.
Junior: That’s a quail, an emo, there’s a chicken, they cannot fly
Quail: She’s helping us achieve our dreams.
Tulip: This is going to be great, guys.
Junior: Tulip! Woh! What is that?
Tulip: It’s a baby.
[they open the container to see a cute baby inside]
Junior and Tulip: Aaah!
Junior: Storks don’t deliver babies anymore.
Tulip: If this baby finds her family then maybe I can find mine.
Junior: You’ll find your family.
Tulip: You think?
Junior: For sure.
Tulip: This is crazy, we’re delivering a baby!
Junior: If anyone finds out about this I am dead meat!
Junior: This is the family that never got the baby they asked for.
Tulip: Let me show you how to fly this.
Junior: Hello, I’m a bird. I’m pretty sure I know how to…
[suddenly their aircraft drops]
Junior: Aaah! I was wrong! I was immediately wrong!
Tulip: Is your seat wet?
[the suddenly stop falling just as they get to the water’s edge]
Junior: Yep, I peed in the seat as we were falling.
Pigeon Toady: Have you seen a red headed lady and a stork?
Polar Bear: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Rabbit: I saw two that fit that description the other day!
Monkey: No, man, I will not be your friend.
Pigeon Toady: Sorry, thought we were vibing.
Mrs. Gardner: We’re going to destroy the whole roof!
Nate: We have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.
Mr. Gardner: What he said.
Nate: Dads are fun, moms are mean!
Mr. Gardner: I heard that!
Mrs. Gardner: Moms are fun too!
[she grabs the sledge hammer and smashes the chimney]
Wolf Pack #2: Are you in love?
Wolf Pack #1: I am in love. Are you in love?
Wolf Pack #2: I’m in love too.
Wolf Pack #1: I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree.
[becomes conscious to find himself hanging upside down in a cave]
Tulip: I’m not talking to you. I’m mad at you!
Junior: Oh, really?
[referring to the baby they’ve captured]
Wolf Pack #1: I’m going to devour this thing!
[another wolf suddenly starts licking the baby’s face]
Wolf Pack #2: This tastes like flowers.
Wolf Pack #1: Okay, this tardy thing is now a wolf, everybody! I want to teach it to walk around in circles.
Wolf Pack #2: Yes.
Wolf Pack #1: Before it lays down.
Wolf Pack #2: Yes.
Wolf Pack #1: That’s my favorite thing to teach.
[just then Tulip hits the wolf on the head; to Junior]
Tulip: Grabs the baby and let’s go!
[they grab the baby and run off]
[as he runs into glass as they are trying to run away from the pack of wolves]
Junior: My old nemesis; glass!
Tulip: Birds can’t see glass! Oh, no, left. Right, left!
[Junior keeps hitting into glass panes as he can’t see them]
Junior: Not working.
Tulip: Are you kidding me?
Tulip: I built my plane to find my parents.
Junior: You’ll find your family.
Mrs Gardner: [to Nate ] Don’t worry, honey. Everything’s going to be just fine.
[as they are being chased by the wolf pack]
Junior and Tulip: Let’s go!
Wolf Pack #2: Wolf pack, form a submarine!
Junior: What is happening?
[the wolves jump into the water and start forming into the shape of a submarine]
Wolf Pack #2: Submarine. Bing. Bing. Bing.
[the start swimming in the submarine form]
Tulip: I’ve never seen that before in nature shows.
Stork is set for release in the US September 23rd and UK October 14th.