Starring: Megan Fox, Stephen Amell, Will Arnett, William Fichtner, Brian Tee, Tyler Perry, Brittany Ishibashi, Laura Linney, Alan Ritchson, Noel Fisher, Johnny Knoxville, Jeremy Howard, Tony Shalhoub


Story: Fantasy action comedy sequel directed by Dave Green in which the turtles Leonardo, Raphael, Michalengelo, and Donatello (Johnny Knoxville, Alan Ritchson, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard) face off against new threats and enemies in the form of: mechanical aliens, a mad scientist named Dr. Baxter Stockman (Tyler Perry), Bebop (Gary Anthony Williams) and Rocksteady (Stephen Farrelly).

At the same time they also once again have to confront their greatest enemy, The Shredder (Brian Tee), and his Foot Clan. The Turtles are equipped with the help of April (Megan Fox), Vern (Will Arnett) and a new vigilante named Casey Jones (Stephen Amell).

Verdict: Although this movie is better than it’s predecesor it’s still a pretty disappointing. Younger children might really enjoy this movie but there’s nothing here for adults to sink your teeth into. The positives is that the movie concentrates more on the turtles themselves and you get some good action sequences. In the end this is just harmless, brainless fun.



Best Quotes   (Total Quotes: 35)


[first lines; the Turtles are training at the Chrysler building]
Leonardo: Okay, guys, let’s do this! Turtle formation!
[the Turtles dogpile each other]
Leonardo: What happened to Turtle formation?
Michelangelo: Turtle formation? I thought you said Squirrel formation!
Raphael: Why would he say Squirrel formation, you idiot?


Raphael: Every minute we stay down here, Shredder gets stronger and Mikey gets more annoying!
Donatello: We’re training! As soon as the sun goes down, it’s Turtle time!


Raphael: Pop quiz: What are the most important traits of the Ninja?
Leonardo: Speed, stealth, and precision.
Raphael: And honor. Where’s the honor in keeping secrets from your brothers?
Leonardo: I don’t know what you’re talking about…
Raphael: Oh, so now you can add lying to that list!


Michelangelo: It’s Halloween night, bro. it’s the one night of the year where we fit in. Cool.
Raphael: Get back in here! What part of move in the shadows don’t you understand?


Leonardo: What’s happening out there, Donnie?
Donatello: I don’ know. It doesn’t look good.


Donatello: I’ve never seen anything like this before.


April O’Neil: Guys, I got a lead on what’s going on.


Leonardo: Gear up, guys!


Donatello: Bogey’s, on the bus. Hit the button!
Leonardo: What button?! There are a million buttons!


Raphael: It’s time to take out the trash!
[he leaps out of a garbage truck and attacks the thugs following them on their motorcycles then leaps onto one of the bikes]
Raphael: That’s how I roll!
[he headbutts the guy on the bike, knocking him off]
Raphael: That’s how you roll!
[he then rides back towards the garbage and leaps inside]
Raphael: Anything else I can do for you?


Rebecca Vincent: What are you, superheroes?
Raphael: Just four brothers who hate the police and love this city.


Michelangelo: This is Leonardo, he’s our fearless leader. Raphael’s like a cuddly teddy bear, if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent. Donatello, he’s a technical genius, and I’m Michelangelo. I’m a triple threat, brains, brawn and a dazzling personality.


[to a group of thugs]
April O’Neil: Woh, woh. This never works out well for you.


April O’Neil: What’s your name?
Casey Jones: Casey Jones.
April O’Neil: Hi.


[to Casey and April]
Michelangelo: One question. Are you two guys like a thing?


Shredder: I’m looking for errand boys.
Bebop: Well we could work with that.
Baxter Stockman: Me too.


Shredder: Commander Kraan will have ultimate power.


Shredder: [holds up mutagen] This will help us build an army.


[after they’ve been mutated]
Bebop: You’re a rhinoceros!
Rocksteady: And you’re a…
Bebop: Huh. I’m a little piggy.


Michelangelo: Dude, bringing back the Mohawk! Good for you.
Bebop: Ho-ho! You all got jokes, huh?


Rocksteady: You met your match, turtles!
[starts firing his machine gun]
Bebop: Dude, seriously!
Rocksteady: Yeah, that’s my bad. I got a little carried away.


Michelangelo: I don’t know that guy, but I hate that guy.


[to April and Casey]
Vernon Fenwick: Why aren’t we going with the turtles? When something bad happens, you want to be with the turtles!


Donatello: If the purple ooze can turn humans into animals, they could turn us into humans.
Michelangelo: Maybe we don’t have to be stuck down here forever.


Raphael: If there’s even a chance that stuff can make us human…
Leonardo: We’re turtles, whether you like it or not.
Raphael: It’s not about what I like, it’s about what people up there will accept!
Leonardo: True acceptance comes from within.
Raphael: Don’t give me that fortune-cookie muck! You should have consulted with your brothers before you decide to do something like that!
Leonardo: I consulted with Donnie, and we both decided it was best…
Raphael: [shoves Leo] How about Mikey and me, don’t we get a vote?
Leonardo: There’s only one vote that counts in this team: Mine!


Michelangelo: This isn’t working.
Leonardo: We keep failing.


Splinter: [to Leonardo] Keep the team unified and you shall always succeed.


[as they’re about to jump out of a plane]
Donatello: We gotta go now, we only have thirty second window.
Raphael: I don’t know if this is such a good plan!
Michelangelo: Don’t go getting soft on me now! What’s the matter, are you afraid of heights?
[he jumps out of the plane]
Michelangelo: This is awesome!
Raphael: Yes, yes, yes!
[Raphael jumps out of the plane]
Michelangelo: Is he coming in kind of fast?
[Raphael open his parachute and suddenly splatters face first into the window of the plane]


April O’Neil: If you want to go down swinging, these guys hit harder than anyone.


[referring to Kraan]
Michelangelo: I don’t know, that doesn’t seem so tough. I was expecting a moustache maybe, evil goatee or something.
[suddenly an evil looking eye peers out from its shell making Michelangelo scream in fear]


Michelangelo: [on Kraang] It’s like a chewed-up piece of gum, with a face!


Bebop: We got to keep our eyes out for intruders.
Rocksteady: Well what do intruders look like?
Bebop: Anybody that’s not a big pig or a rhino.


Leonardo: I told them, Master Splinter! But Raph, he never listens! I didn’t tell them about the purple ooze because they’d do something like this! And you know what? They might be right!
Splinter: Leonardo…
Leonardo: I don’t know what to do. Donnie’s nose is in his computer, Raph’s brains are in his biceps and Mikey’s head’s in the clouds! I can’t get them to think on the same page, to think with one mind!
Splinter: You shouldn’t want them all to think the same, it is their different points of view that make the team strong. A good leader understands this. A good brother accepts it.


[as the Turtles are floating down a river]
Rocksteady: Bye, Turtles!
Michelangelo: oh, that’s nice of them to say goodbye.
[suddenly the Turtles go over a waterfall screaming]


[last lines]
Rebecca Vincent: I think you should give people more credit. They’ll accept you now.
Raphael: You’re probably right, but I think we’ll stick with the arrangement we had.
Leonardo: You ever need us, April knows where to find us.
Rebecca Vincent: Really? You could live a normal life, like the rest of us.
Raphael: Normal, what fun is that?

Total Quotes: 35






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