Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Élodie Yung, Salma Hayek

Story: Action comedy directed by Patrick Hughes which follows a top protection agent, Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds), who is called upon to guard the life of his former enemy, one of the world’s most notorious hitmen, Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson). They must put their differences aside and work together to get to The Hague to bring down a murderous dictator, Vladislav Dukhovich (Gary Oldman), who is out for blood.

 

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Michael Bryce: This is Michael Bryce, I’m an executive protection agent. I’ve extracted my client. Cleanup is required. You might want to call the bomb squad.
[as an explosion goes off near them]
Michael Bryce: Make it the fire department.
Seifert: Was that my car?
Michael Bryce: I’m afraid so. Have a seat, it’s been a long day. A really long day.


 

New Reporter: The trial continues on one of the world’s most cruel dictators with a key witness to testisfy.


 

Michael Bryce: I’m a triple A rated executive protection agent and you’re the most wanted hitman in the world. My job is to keep you out of harm’s way.
[Kincaid starts laughing, looking annoyed the agent punches him in the face]
Darius Kincaid: Shit! What the fuck?!


 

[as a bunch if Interpol Agents try to escort Kincaid]
Garrett: I can assure you, we’re more than prepared for any assault.
[Kincaid laughs then suddenly headbutts the Garrett]
Darius Kincaid: Prepared for that assault?


 

Vladislav Dukhovich: When Kincaid is paid you will be paid in full. I’ll guarantee it.


 

Amelia Ryder: I have a job for you. The transport is in there.
[as he goes to open the door, Kincaid opens the door at the same time]
Michael Bryce: What the fuck?
[Kincaid points his gun at Bryce]


 

Michael Bryce: [to Amelia] Twenty-seven times, that’s how many times he’s tried to kill me. Twenty-seve… Twenty-eight! Can you believe it?
[Kincaid chuckles]


 

Darius Kincaid: I’ll be safer on my own!
Michael Bryce: You won’t last one hour without me!
Darius Kincaid: Fuck you!
Michael Bryce: Kiss my ass!
Darius Kincaid: That’s what she said!


 

[stuck on the roof of a building, they look down to see if they can jump down into the dumpster below]
Michael Bryce: No, no, no, no. There’s no odds in that jump. We’ve just got to find a more intelligent way…
[just then the Kincaid jumps off the building and crash lands down into the dumpster]
Darius Kincaid: Oh, motherfuck… !
Michael Bryce: Holy fucking shit!


 

Garrett: Tell us where you husband is.
Sonia Kincaid: You lost my husband? Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?


 

Michael Bryce: I hope they kill him, I really do. This guy single handedly ruined the word “motherfucker”.


 

Darius Kincaid: Tick-tock, motherfucker!


 

Michael Bryce: I was up here. Goddammit!


 

Darius Kincaid: I will bust a cap in your ass!
Michael Bryce: Have you ever said, “Please… “
Darius Kincaid: Please, motherfucker!
Michael Bryce: Why are we always yelling?!


 

[after he’s thrown out of the windscreen of the car]
Michael Bryce: Jesus Christ, really!
Darius Kincaid: What happened to the seatbelt rule?!


 

Amelia Ryder: The only way Bryce can Kincaid don’t make it is if they kill each other first.


 

Darius Kincaid: Yoh, you about done?!


 

Darius Kincaid: [singing] Nobody gets out of line.
Michael Bryce: [sarcastically] That’s really beautiful, man. You ever just write stuff down, you know, maybe I don’t know for a “haiku” or two?


 

Michael Bryce: Okay, on three. One…
[Kincaid shoots at the car and it explodes]
Darius Kincaid: My bad.
Michael Bryce: Your bad?


 

[as they  wave goodbye to a bunch of nuns who gave them a lift on their  bus]
Michael Bryce: Go with God. This man’s killed over one hundred and fifty people.
Darius Kincaid: Two-fifty, easy, man.

 

The Hitman’s Bodyguard is set to open in the US and UK August 18, 2017.

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