Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Élodie Yung, Salma Hayek

Story: Action comedy directed by Patrick Hughes which follows a top protection agent (Ryan Reynolds) who is called upon to guard the life of his former enemy, one of the world’s most notorious hitmen (Samuel L. Jackson). They must put their differences aside and work together to get to The Hague to bring down a murderous dictator (Gary Oldman) who is out for blood.

 

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Agent: I’m a triple A rated executive protection agent and you’re the most wanted hitman in the world. My job is to keep you out of harm’s way.
[the hitman starts laughing, looking annoyed the agent punches him in the face]
Hitman: Shit! What the fuck?! Hey, you want this?


 

Agent: You won’t last one hour without me!
Hitman: Fuck you!
Agent: Kiss my ass!
Hitman: That’s what she said!


 

[stuck on the roof of a building, they look down to see if they can jump down into the dumpster below]
Agent: No, no, no, no. There’s no odds in that jump. We’ve just got to find a more intelligent way…
[just then the hitman jumps off the building and crash lands down into the dumpster]
Hitman: Oh, motherfuck… !
Agent: Holy fucking shit!


 

Agent: I hope they kill him, I really do. This guy single handedly ruined the word “motherfucker”.


 

Hitman: Tick-tock, motherfucker!


 

Agent: I was up here. Goddammit!


 

Hitman: I will bust a cap in your ass!
Agent: Have you ever said, “Please… “
Hitman: Please, motherfucker!
Agent: Why are we always yelling?!


 

[after he’s thrown out of the windscreen of the car]
Agent: Jesus Christ, really!
Hitman: What happened to the seatbelt rule?!


 

Agent: It’s all downhill from here.

 

The Hitman’s Bodyguard is set to open in the US and UK August 18, 2017.

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