Starring: Dave Franco, Alison Brie, Kate Micucci, Aubrey Plaza, John C. Reilly, Molly Shannon, Nick Offerman, Fred Armisen, Jemima Kirke, Lauren Weedman, Paul Reiser, Adam Pally, Paul Weitz, Jon Gabrus

Story: Comedy directed and written by Jeff Baena, the story follows medieval nuns Alessandra (Alison Brie), Fernanda (Aubrey Plaza), and Ginevra (Kate Micucci), who lead a simple life in their convent. when after a particularly vicious insult session they drive their peasant laborer away, Father Tommasso (John C. Reilly) brings on new hired hand Massetto (Dave Franco), a virile young servant forced into hiding by his angry lord, Lord Bruno (Nick Offerman). Introduced to the sisters as a deaf-mute to discourage temptation, Massetto struggles to maintain his cover as the repressed nunnery erupts in a whirlwind of pansexual horniness, substance abuse, and wicked revelry.


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Peasant: Beautiful morning, sisters.
Fernanda: Hey, don’t fucking talk to us!
Genevra: Fucking creep!
Fernanda: Get the fuck out of here!


Genevra: What is this shit?
Peasant: It’s a turnip.
Genevra: That’s not a turnip, it’s shit!
[she throws it at the peasant]


Priest: Sister Genevra, Sister Fernanda, Sister Alessandra, Sister Marea, these are your sins. Filthy conversation, lustfulness, homosexuality.
[to Fernanda]
Priest: Did you roll your eyes?
Fernanda: No.
Priest: You’re rolling your eyes.


[to Genevra; trying to take  off her top]
Fernanda: This is a little tight.


[as he’s continuing to reprimand the sisters]
Priest: That’s the longest list I’ve ever had. Apostasy, abusive language, heresy, revelingness, eating blood. Do you think I’ve ever written down “eating blood” before? Where am I?


Fernanda: [to Genevra] Mind your own fucking business.


Fernanda: [to Massetto] Who are you?!!


[she grabs hold of Massetto]
Bruno’s Wife: You’re insane, you look so…
Massetto: You’re going to get me fucking killed!
Bruno’s Wife: Uh-huh.
[she starts kissing him]


[referring to Massetto]
Lord Bruno: Bring me his goddamn balls.


Father Tommasso: [to Massetto] These girls can be tough. I’m not going to lie, they can be very tough.


Alessandra: [to Massetto] It’s not fair, you’re just stuck here with all these bitches!


Massetto: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have slept with another man’s wife. Sometimes she would place her mouth around my sex.
Father Tommasso: Mm-hmm, that’s sodomy.
Massetto: I thought sodomy was just when someone would penetrate the rear.
Father Tommasso: That’s also sodomy.
Massetto: Right.
Father Tommasso: Did you do that?
Massetto: I, I did.


Priest: What is wrong with her?
Alessandra: She is on drugs!


The Little Hours is set to open in the US June 30, 2017.



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