Thor
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[watching as Thor get
dressed]Darcy Lewis: You know, for a crazy, homeless person, he's pretty cut.
[Thor walks into the room, shirtless]
Darcy Lewis: Sorry, I tased you!
[pointing to the name tag on the shirt he's about to put on]
Thor: What is this?
Jane Foster: Oh!
[she takes off the name tag from the T-shirt]
Jane Foster: My ex! Good with patience and bad with relationships! Uh...they're the only clothes I had that would fit you.
Thor: They will suffice.
[he walks away from her]
Jane Foster: You're welcome!
Thor: This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!
Volstagg: We should have never let him go!
Sif: There was no stopping him.
Fandral: At least he's been banished, not dead. Which is what we'd all be if that guard hadn't told them where we'd gone.
Volstagg: How did the guard even know?
Loki: I told him.
Fandral: What?
Loki: I told him to go to Odin after we'd left. He should be flogged for taking so long. We should have never reached Jotunheim.
Volstagg: You told the guard?!
Loki: I saved our lives. And Thor's. I had no idea father would banish him for what he did.
Sif: Loki, you must go to the All-Father and convince him to change his mind.
Loki: And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant, he's reckless, he's dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from it's King?
[he walks off]
[referring to Loki]
Sif: He may speak for the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor.
Volstagg: We should be grateful to him. He saved our lives.
Hogun: Laufey said there were traitors in the house of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
Fandral: Loki has always been one for mischief, but you're talking about something else entirely.
Loki: Am I cursed?
Odin: No.
Loki: What am I?
Odin: You're my son.
Loki: What more than that?
[he walks towards Odin]
Loki: The casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle, I went into the temple, and I found a baby. Small for a giants offspring. Abandoned. Suffering. Left to die. Laufey's son.
Loki: Laufey's son?
Odin: Yes.
[after finding out he's Laufey's son]
Loki: Why? You were knee deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
Loki: No! You took me for a purpose. What was it?
[Odin does not reply]
Loki: [shouting] Tell me?!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance. Bring about permanent peace, through you.
Loki: What?
Odin: But those plans no longer matter.
Loki: So, I'm no more than another stolen relic? Locked up, here, until you might have use of me!
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
Loki: You could have told me what I was, from the beginning! Why didn't you?
Odin: You're my son. I wanted only to protect you from the truth.
Loki: What? Because I...I...I...I'm the monster that parents tell their children about at night?
Odin: No! No!
Loki: It all makes sense now. Why you favored Thor, all these years! Because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on your throne of Asgard!
[as Loki is shouting at him Odin slowly falls down, Loki realizes Odin has fallen ill]
Loki: Guards! Guards, please help!
[as Thor is stuffing his face with food]
Jane Foster: How'd you get inside that cloud?
Darcy Lewis: Also how could you eat an entire box of Pop Tarts and still be this hungry?
[Thor doesn't reply instead finishes chewing and drink his coffee]
Thor: This drink, I like it!
Darcy Lewis: I know, it's great, right?
[Thor suddenly throws his coffee cup to the ground shattering the mug]
Thor: Another!
[after Thor has smashed his coffee cup in the diner]
Jane Foster: What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another.
Jane Foster: Well, you could have just said so!
Thor: I just did.
Jane Foster: No. I mean ask nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane Foster: All right. Well, no more smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.
Jane Foster: Good.
Darcy Lewis: Oh, my God! This is goin' on Facebook.
[to Thor]
Darcy Lewis: Smile?
[Thor smiles as Darcy holds up her cell phone to take his picture]
[as Thor sets out to get his hammer]
Thor: Fifty miles west of here.
Jane Foster: Why?
Thor: To get what belongs to me.
Jane Foster: Oh, so you own a satellite now?
Thor: It's not what they say it is.
Jane Foster: Well, what ever it is, the government seems to think it's theirs. So you just intend to go in there and take it?
Thor: Yes. If you take me there now, I'll tell you everything you wish to know.
Jane Foster: Everything?
Thor: Yes. All the answers you seek will be yours, once I reclaim Mjöllnir.
Darcy Lewis: Meowmeow? What's Meowmeo?
Erik Selvig: Please, don't do this.
Jane Foster: You saw what I saw last night. This is no coincidence. We have to find out what's on that crater.
Erik Selvig: But I'm not talking about the crater. I'm talking about him.
Jane Foster: But he's promising us answers.
Erik Selvig: He's delusional. Listen to what he's saying. He's talking about Mjöllnir, and Thor and Bifrost! It's the stories I grew up with as a child.
Jane Foster: I'm just gonna drive him. That's it!
Erik Selvig: He's dangerous, Jane.
Jane Foster: I'm sorry. But I can't take you.
Thor: Then this is where we say goodbye.
[he takes her hand and kisses it]
Jane Foster: Uh...thank you!
Thor: Jane Foster. Erik Selvig. Darcy. Farewell.
[after the SHIELDS Agents have taken all her equipment]
Jane Foster: Years of research. Gone.
Darcy Lewis: They even took my iPod.
Erik Selvig: What about the backups?
Jane Foster: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
Darcy Lewis: Just downloaded like thirty songs onto there.
Jane Foster: Could you please, stop with your iPod!
Sif: All-Father, we must speak with you urgently!
[they suddenly see Lokin sitting in Odin's throne]
Loki: My friends.
Fandral: Where's Odin?
Loki: Father has fallen into the Odinsleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sif: We would speak with her.
Loki: She has refused to leave my father's bedside. You can bring your urgent matter to me.
[he stands]
Loki: You King.
Loki: My first command cannot be to undo the All-Father's last. We're on the brink of war with Jotunheim. Our people need a sense of continuity in order to feel safe in these difficult times. All of us must stand together. For the good of Asgard.
[Sif stands to say something, but Fandral stops her]
Fandral: Yes, of course.
Loki: Good. You then awaiten for my word.
Volstagg: If I may, beg the indulgence of your majesty to perhaps reconsider...
Loki: We're done!
[walking into a pet shop]
Thor: I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
[as Jane is taking Thor to get his hammer]
Jane Foster: I've never done anything like this before. Have you ever done anything like this before?
Thor: Many times. But you're brave to do it.
Jane Foster: Well, they just stole my entire life's work. I didn't really have much left to lose.
Thor: But you're clever.
Jane Foster: Thanks.
Thor: Far more clever than anyone else on this realm.
Jane Foster: Realm? Realm?
Thor: You think me strange?
Jane Foster: Yeah, I do!
Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane Foster: I'm not quite sure yet.
Jane Foster: But who are you? Really?
Thor: You'll see soon enough.
Jane Foster: You promised me answers.
Thor: What you seek, it's a bridge.
Jane Foster: Like an Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
Thor: More like a rainbow bridge.
Jane Foster: God, I hope you're not crazy!
[as they watch Odin sleep]
Loki: I never get used to seeing him like this.
Frigga: He has put it off for so long now. But I fear.
Loki: How long will it last?
Frigga: I don't know. This time it's different. We were unprepared.
Loki: So why did he lie?
Frigga: He kept the truth from you, so that you would never feel different. You are our son, Loki. And we your family. We mustn't lose hope that your father will return to us. And your brother.
Loki: What hope is there for Thor?
Frigga: There's always a purpose to everything your father does.
Thor: Now stay here. Once I have Mjöllnir, I will return the items they've stolen from you. Deal?
Jane Foster: No. Look what's down there? You think you're just gonna walk in, grab our stuff, and walk out?
Thor: No. I'm gonna fly out.
[he leaves her]
[after Thor was caught by the SHIELD agents when he failed to get his hammer]
Erik Selvig: He committed a crime! He's in jail!
Jane Foster: I can't just leave him there!
Erik Selvig: Why?
Jane Foster: You didn't see what I saw!
Darcy Lewis: Look! Look! It's Meowmeo.
[she shows the picture of Mjöllnir from the book]
Jane Foster: Where'd you find this?
Erik Selvig: The children's section. I just wanted to show you how silly his story was.
Jane Foster: But you're the one who's always pushing me to chase down every possibility, every alternative!
Erik Selvig: I'm talking about science, not magic!
Jane Foster: Well magic's just science that we don't understand yet; Arthur C. Clarke.
Erik Selvig: Who wrote science fiction.
Jane Foster: A precursor to science fact!
Erik Selvig: In some cases, yes.
Jane Foster: Well, if there is an Einstein-Rosen Bridge, then there's something on the other side. And advanced being could have crossed it!
Erik Selvig: Oh, Jane.
[interrogating Thor]Agent Coulson: You made my men, some of the most highly trained professionals in the world, look like a bunch of minimum wage mall cops. That's hurtful. In my experience it takes someone who's received similar training to do what you did to them. Why don't you tell me where you received your training? Pakistan? Chechnya? Afghanistan?
[Thor just sits silently staring ahead]
Agent Coulson: You know, you strike me more as the soldier of fortune type. Where was it? South Africa? Certain groups pay very well for a mercenary like you.
Agent Coulson: Who are you?
[Thor just looks at him silently]
Agent Coulson: One way or another we'll find out what we need to know. We're good at that.
[his beeper goes off]
Agent Coulson: Don't go anywhere.
[he leaves the room]
[Loki appears in front of Thor in the interrogation room]
Thor: Loki, what are you doing here?
Loki: I had to see you.
Thor: What's happened? Tell me? Is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to father.
Loki: Father is dead.
Thor: [in shock] What?
Loki: You're banishment. The threat of a new war. It was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen.
Loki: So cruel to put the hammer within your reach, knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now
Thor: Can I come home?
Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor: Yes, but...couldn't we find a way to...
Loki: Your mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor: No. I...I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
Loki: Farewell.
[he turns and leaves just as Agent Coulson enters the room again]
Thor: Goodbye.
Agent Coulson: Goodbye? I just got back.
Agent Coulson: His name is Donald Blake?
Agent Coulson: You have dangerous co-workers, Doctor Selvig.
Erik Selvig: He was distraught when he found out that you'd taken all of our research. That was years of his life, gone! You can understand how a man can go off like that. A big faceless organization like yours, coming in with their Jackbooted thugs and...
[Coulson gives Erik a look]
Erik Selvig: That's how he put it.
Agent Coulson: That still doesn't explain how he managed to tear through our security.
Erik Selvig: Steroids! He's a bit if a fitness nut.
[looking at the screen with Thor's picture on Donald Blake's ID card]
Agent Coulson: It says here that he was an MD.
Erik Selvig: Well, he is! Or he...he was. He switched careers and became a Physicist. A b..b...brilliant Physicist. He's a...he's a wonderful man. He's a man in pain.
Thor: You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
Erik Selvig: Was that a bad thing, finding out that you don't have all the answers? You start asking the right questions.
Thor: For the first time in...in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik Selvig: If anyone is ever going to find his way in this world, you have to start by getting it that he doesn't know where the hell he is.
Thor: Thank you, for what you've done.
Erik Selvig: Don't thank me. I only did it for Jane. Her father and I taught at University together. He was a good man. He never listened.
Thor: Neither did I. My father was trying to teach me something. But I was too stupid to see it.
Erik Selvig: I don't know if you're delusional or if you're putting some kind of con. I don't care. Just care about her. I've seen the way she looks at you.
Thor: I swear to you, I...I mean her no harm.
Erik Selvig: Good. In that case, I'll buy you another round. And you leave town tonight.
[Thor nods his head]
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