Twilight
Quotes: Have the Cheese Factor!
(Total Quotes: 69)
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Directed by: Catherine Hardwicke
Written by:
Stephenie Meyer (novel "Twilight")
Melissa Rosenberg (screenplay)
Starring:
Kristen Stewart - Isabella Swan
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen
Billy Burke - Charlie Swan
Peter Facinelli - Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Elizabeth Reaser - Esme Cullen
Cam Gigandet - James
Ashley Greene - Alice Cullen
Christian Serratos - Angela
Anna Kendrick - Jessica Stanley
Nikki Reed - Rosalie Hale
Taylor Lautner - Jacob Black
Kellan Lutz - Emmet Cullen
Jackson Rathbone - Jasper Hale
Michael Welch - Mike Newton
Gil Birmingham - Billy Black
Justin Chon - Eric Yorkie
Rachelle Lefevre - Victoria
Twilight Quotes
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[first
lines] Isabella Swan: [narrating] I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go.
Charlie Swan: ...your hair's longer
Isabella Swan: Hmm? I cut it since the last time I saw you.
Charlie Swan: Oh. I guess it grew out again.
Billy Black: See, I told you she'd love it. I'm down with the kids.
Charlie Swan: Oh, yeah, dude. You're the bomb.
Isabella Swan: I'm kind of the “suffer in silence” type.
Eric Yorkie: Whoa whoa! Chillax! No feature!
Jessica Stanley: Hey you're from Arizona right?
Isabella Swan: Yeah.
Jessica Stanley:Aren't people from Arizona supposed to be like, really tan?
Isabella Swan: Yeah, maybe, that's why they kicked me out.
Eric Yorkie: Hey, Mikey - you met my home girl, Bella
Mike Newton: Oh, you-yo-your home girl?
Eric Yorkie: Yeah.
Mike Newton: Yeah?
Mike Newton: My girl.
[kissed Bella's cheek, and pulls Mike's chair out from under him]
Tyler Crowley: Sorry I had to ruin your game, Mike.
Jessica Stanley: Oh, my God, it's like, the first grade all over again, you're the shiny new toy...
Angela Weber: Smile!
[Takes a photo]
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature
Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!
Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...
Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.
Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on...Teen Drinking...
Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for...eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.
Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...
Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?
Angela Weber: Kirk.
Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.
Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".
Jessica Stanley: There's no way, he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.
Angela Weber: Totally.
Isabella Swan: Who are they?
Angela Weber: The Cullens.
Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.
Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.
Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.
Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.
Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird...and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's reallyweird, and um...she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain. I mean, Dr. Cullen's like this foster dad slash match maker.
Angela Weber: Maybe he'll adopt me.
[Edward enters school cafeteria]
Isabella Swan: Who's he?
Jessica Stanley: That's Edward Cullen. He's totally gorgeous, obviously. But apparently, no one here is good enough for him. Like I care. Anyway, don't waste your time.
Isabella Swan: I wasn't planning on it.
[to Bella]
Eric Yorkie: So I was wondering...if you have a...a da...
[shakes wet hat over Bella's head]
Mike Newton: 'Sup Arizona? How you likin' the rain, girl?
Eric Yorkie: Yeah, Mike, you're real cute. You know that?
[Edward pushes microscope towards Bella]
Edward Cullen: Ladies first.
Isabella Swan: You were gone.
Edward Cullen: Yeah, um, I was out of town for a couple of days, personal reasons.
[Bella pushes microscope towards Edward]
Isabella Swan: Uh, prophase.
Edward
Cullen: Do
you mind if I uh, look?[Bella shakes her head]
Edward Cullen: It's prophase.
Isabella Swan: Like I said.
Edward Cullen: So you enjoying the rain?
[Bella laughs]
Edward Cullen: What?
Isabella Swan: You're asking me about the weather?
Edward Cullen: Yeah, I-I guess I am.
Isabella Swan: Well, I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really...
[Edward laughs]
Isabella Swan: What?
Edward Cullen: Nothing uh...
[laughs]
Edward Cullen: ...it's uh, anaphase.
Isabella Swan: You mind if I check?
Edward Cullen: Sure.
Isabella Swan: Anaphase.
Edward Cullen: [smiles] Like I said.
Edward Cullen: If you hate cold and rain, why move to the wettest place in the continental U.S.
Isabella Swan: It's complicated.
Edward Cullen: I'm sure I can keep up.
Edward Cullen: Why didn't you move with your mother and Phil?
Isabella Swan: Well, Phil's a minor league baseball player, and uh, he travels a lot, and my mom s-stayed home with me, but I knew it made her unhappy, so I figured I'd stay with my dad for a while.
Edward Cullen: And now you're unhappy.
Isabella Swan: No.
Edward Cullen: I'm sorry, I'm just...I'm just trying to figure you out, you're very difficult for me to read.
Isabella Swan: Hey did you get contacts?
Edward Cullen: No.
Isabella Swan: Your eyes were, black the last time I saw you, and now they're like, golden brown...
Edward Cullen: Yeah I know it's the uh, it's the flourescents, um. Ugh.
[Edward suddenly walks away]
[After Edward stops Tyler's van's from hitting Bella]
Tyler Crowley: Bella I'm so sorry I panicked!
Isabella Swan: Can I talk to you for a minute?
[Edward walks away from Carlisle and Rosalie and walks over to Bella]
Edward Cullen: What?
Isabella Swan: How, how did you get over to me so fast?
Edward Cullen: I was standing right next to you Bella.
Isabella Swan: No. You were next to your car, across the lot.
Edward Cullen: No I wasn't.
Isabella Swan: Yes you were.
Edward Cullen: Bella you hit your head. I think you're confused.
Isabella Swan: I know what I saw.
Edward Cullen: And what exactly was that.
Isabella Swan: You- you stopped the van. You pushed it away with you hand.
Edward Cullen: Well, nobody's going to believe you so.
Isabella Swan: I wasn't going to tell anybody. I just need to know the truth.
Edward Cullen: Cant you just thank me and get over it.
Isabella Swan: Thank you.
Edward Cullen: You're not going to let this go are you?
Isabella Swan: No.
Edward Cullen: Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment.
Isabella Swan: [narrating] That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen...
Mike Newton: Look at you, huh? You're ALIVE!
Edward Cullen: What's in Jacksonville
Edward Cullen: You didn't answer my question
Isabella Swan: Well, you don't answer any of mine so...I mean you don't even say hi to me.
Edward Cullen: Hi.
Isabella Swan: Are you going tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can google it
Isabella Swan: Floridians. That what's in Jacksonvill...
Edward Cullen: At least would you watch where you walk?
Edward Cullen: Look, I'm sorry if I'm being rude all the time. I just think it's the best way.
Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?
Edward Cullen: Bella we...we shouldn't be friends.
Isabella Swan: You really should have figured that out a little earlier. I mean why didn't you let the crush me and saved yourself all this regret.
Edward Cullen: What you think I regret saving you?
Isabella Swan: I can see that you do. I just...I don't know why.
Edward Cullen: [furious] You don't know anything.
Edward Cullen: Edible art?
[Bella knocks over the apple and Edward kicks it up and catches it]
Edward Cullen: Bella.
Isabella Swan: Thanks. You know your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.
Edward Cullen: I only said it'd be bett
er if we weren't friends, not that I didn't
wanna be.Isabella Swan: What does that mean?
Edward Cullen: It means if you were smart, you'd stay away from me.
Isabella Swan: Okay well let's say for argument sake that I'm not smart, would you tell me the truth?
Edward Cullen: No probably not.
[Bella turns away slightly angry]
Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: That's all superhero stuff right? But what if I'm not the hero? What if I am the bad guy?
Isabella Swan: You're not. I can see what you're trying to put off, but I can see that it's just to keep people away from you. It's a mask.
Jessica Stanley: You guys should keep Bella company. Umm...her date bailed.
Eric Yorkie: What date?
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Quotes: 69
