Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Aidan Whytock, Leon Clingman, Joe Vaz, Camilla Wolfson, Matthew Peterson, Johnny Pemberton, Eleanor Worthington-Cox
Action comedy directed by Tim Kirkby which follows D.C. (Johnny Knoxville), a crackpot owner of a low-rent, out-of-control amusement park where the rides are designed with minimum safety for maximum fun. Just as D.C.’s estranged teenage daughter, Boogie (Eleanor Worthington-Cox), comes to visit, a corporate mega-park opens nearby and jeopardizes the future of the park. To save his beloved theme park and his relationship with his daughter, D.C. and his loony crew of misfits risk everything to pull out all the stops, and stunts, making for another wild ride.
[to D.C.; referring to her daughter]
Adult Boogie: Okay, I got to go. Thanks for taking her of her, dad. She loves having you around.
[teaching his granddaughter to play pool]
D.C.: Hit the bottom of the ball, really hard…
[as she hits the ball it goes off the table and hits D.C. hard on the head]
[referring to the amusement park being advertised on TV]
D.C.’s Granddaughter: That looks fun.
D.C.: Did you mom ever tell you that your old papa owned one of the greatest amusement parks of all time? Those days were different. There weren’t so many rules. Your mom had come for the summer. Even back then she was the voice of reason.
Boogie: You’re the lifeguard? Shouldn’t we be facing the water?
D.C.’s Friend: No, let God sort them out.
D.C.: What’s our attendance today?
Action Point Employee: Down about forty-five percent.
[to D.C.; referring to the park]
Knoblach: I suppose you probably heard you got some competition in town. They got rollercoasters and a chairlift that actually works.
Boogie: [to D.C.] This is our home, we can’t just let somebody take it.
D.C.: What this place needs is an excitement enema. We’re going to make this place fast and loose. Every ride, every attraction, no rules, no speed limits, just pure fun!
Action Point Employee: That sounds kind of dangerous.
D.C.: Let’s see what this baby can do!
D.C.: The new Action Point is now open! Free beer for everybody!
[referring to the kids kicking the park mascot]
D.C.: We need something to do with these little bastards. Like the petting zoo.
D.C.: Oh, my God. There’s more where that came from.
[referring to the arm lift bar]
D.C.: When I was younger I could do four of these at a time.
[tries to lift himself up and the bar breaks and he falls down]
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