Starring: Kaitlyn Dever, Beanie Feldstein, Billie Lourd, Jessica Williams, Will Forte, Lisa Kudrow, Jason Sudeikis, Skyler Gisondo, Mike O’Brien, Molly Gordon


Comedy directed by Olivia Wilde in which the story follows two overachieving high school seniors and best friends, Molly and Amy (Beanie Feldstein and Kaitlyn Dever), who on the eve of their high school graduation, suddenly realize that they should have worked less and played more. Determined not to fall short of their peers, the girls set out on a mission to cram four years of fun into one night.



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[Molly is listening to a self-help tape]
Self-Help Tape: Good morning, winner. Take a deep breath. Visualize the mountain of your success and look down at everyone who’s ever doubted you. F*ck those losers. F*ck them in their stupid f*cking faces.


Molly: Isn’t it crazy that it’s the last day of school?
[as they are walking another student just pushes through them]
Molly: Are you kidding me, Samantha?!


Molly: Go talk to her.
Amy: She’s got a really cute smile.
Molly: Amy, do you know how many girls are going to be up your vagina next year? Every time I come to visit you, you’re going to be scissoring a different girl.
Amy: Dude, scissoring is not a thing.
Molly: Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Amy: It’s not a thing.
Molly: Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.


[as Amy walks past the girl she likes they bump into each other]
Amy: Oh, oh, sorry. Sorry.
Girl: Sharp elbows.
Amy: [awkwardly] Not as sharp as your chin.
Girl: What?


School Principal: It’s the last day. We got you through high school.
Molly: I need to go to the end of your budget numbers.
School Principal: Can’t we just graduate, head off to college? And that should do it, right?
[he closes the door in their faces]
Molly: We will persist!
School Principal: I can’t hear you. I can’t soundproof glass.


Triple A: I’m incredible at hand jobs, but I also got a fifteen-sixty on the SATs.


Molly: We have to go to a party tonight.
Amy: What?
Molly: Nobody knows that we are fun. We didn’t party because we wanted to focus on school and get into good colleges.
Amy: And it worked.
Molly: But irresponsible who partied also got into those colleges.


Molly: We haven’t done anything! We haven’t broken any rules!
Amy: Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules?
Molly: Picasso.
Amy: He broke art rules.
Molly: Rosa Parks.
Amy: Name another one.
Molly: Susan B. Anthony.
Amy: Goddammit!


Molly: Amy, you’ve been out for two years and you’ve never kissed a girl.
Amy: I really don’t know why I had to tell you all that stuff.
Molly: I have a secret for you. I once tried to masturbate with an electric toothbrush, but I got a horrible UTI.
Amy: Yeah.
Molly: Like horrible.
Amy: I wish that would have been a secret, but you’ve mentioned it many, many times.


[getting ready to go out]
Amy: Hand sanitizer.
Molly: Check.
Amy: Chapstick.
Molly: Check
Amy: Mace. Listen, it is very important that you keep this safe…
[Amy accidentally maces Molly who runs off to wash it off in a panic]
Amy: Don’t touch your eyes!


Amy: Don’t say we’re having a date night.
Molly: Why? It’s funny when your parents think we’re boning.


Amy’s Mom: What you two have is special.
[Molly embraces Amy from behind]
Molly: We are going to show each other how much we care about each other.
Amy: We’ll probably just do a Korean face mask.
Amy’s Mom: I don’t need to know all the words.


[a Lido Pizza guy gets into his car, in the backseat are Amy and Molly, who have covered their faces with their ponytails]
Pizza Delivery Guy: What the fuck is this?
Molly: We ask the questions!
Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, my God! How old are you?
[lowering her voice to sound older]
Molly: It does not matter!


[as she’s been handcuffed and taken to the police car]
Amy: Well, this seems excessive. Shotgun. Just kidding. I don’t have one.


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