Starring: Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, Ella Balinska, Elizabeth Banks, Djimon Hounsou, Noah Centineo, Sam Claflin, Patrick Stewart, Luis Gerardo Méndez
Action comedy reboot directed and written by Elizabeth Banks. The story follows Charlie’s Angels, who work for the mysterious Charles Townsend, whose security and investigative agency has expanded internationally. With the world’s smartest, bravest, and most highly trained women all over the globe, there are now teams of Angels guided by multiple Bosleys taking on the toughest jobs everywhere. When a systems engineer, Elena Houghlin (Naomi Scott), blows the whistle on a dangerous technology, Charlie’s Angels, Sabina Wilson (Kristen Stewart) and Jane Kano (Ella Balinska), are called into action, putting their lives on the line to protect us all.
Sabina Wilson: I think women can do anything.
Man: Just because they can, it doesn’t mean they should.
Sabina Wilson: They have so many talents.
Man: Who are you?
Sabina Wilson: I’m just a decoy.
Bosley #1: Outstanding, Angels.
Bosley #2: You have a new client.
Sabina Wilson: Who is she?
Elena Houghlin: I can’t sleep at night. I’m a lead programmer on a product that can revolutionize the power industry. But there is a possibility it can be weaponized.
Bosley #2: Elena, we need to go. Now!
[Jane hits the guy that was about to attack Elena]
Elena Houghlin: You’re not a waitress?
Jane Kano: No. I’m Jane.
Elena Houghlin: Oh.
Elena Houghlin: Who are you?
Bosley #3: I’m Bosley.
Bosley #3: Welcome to the Townsend Agency. We exist because traditional law enforcement can’t keep up.
Elena Houghlin: You guys are like lady spies.
Bosley #3: Jane’s former MI6.
Elena Houghlin: Oh, God. What did you to Sven?
Jane Kano: I compressed his carotid and deoxygenated his brainstem.
Elena Houghlin: Well, that sounds painful.
Sabina Wilson: Don’t worry, he’s going to wake up.
Jane Kano: Unless he doesn’t.
Bosley #3: Sabina runs the ground game.
Bosley #3: Let’s get the weapon before it becomes every bad guy favorite new toy.
[referring to Elena]
Bosley #3: Take her to the closet, gear her up. We’re going to need some wigs, toys, clothes.
Bosley #3: Ah, you found the first closet.
Elena Houghlin: There’s another closet?
[as she enters the weapons closet]
Elena Houghlin: Oh, my God.
[inside the weapons closet]
Elena Houghlin: Oh, mints.
[she picks up a box of mints]
The Saint: Let’s just stop the touching. Some of these blows up.
Langston: I love phosphorous.
Jane Kano: It’s my favorite chemical.
Sabina Wilson: Jane, are you flirting with a handsome nerd?
Jane Kano: Of course not.
[referring to Elena beating up a bad guy]
Sabina Wilson: How did that feel? Because it looked like it felt, really good.
Elena Houghlin: It felt nice.
Charles Townsend: Good morning, Angels.
Sabina, Elena, Jane: Good morning, Charlie.
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