Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapičić, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy
Comic book action adventure sequel directed by David Leitch. Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops.
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[Wade notices an old man being robbed by a thug in an alley as he’s walking past]
Old Man: You’ll get nothing from me, young man! I’ve worked too hard in this world to let someone…
Thug: Oh, you want to end up dead?
Old Man: Oh, no, please don’t hurt me!
Thug: Are you fucking kidding me?
Old Man: No!
[as he watches them]
Wade Wilson: Not on my watch, motherfucker.
[as the two men arguenWade runs towards the phone booth on the other side of the street as the Superman theme plays and tries to change into his Deadpool outfit, as he struggles he makes a call]
Deadpool: May I please speak with Laird? No? okay. No, just tell him Wade called. Thank you.
[as he continues to change we can hear the old man yelling for help and then a got shot]
Deadpool: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[finally Wade comes out of the phone booth fully dressed in his Deadpool outfit]
Stan Lee: Wow, nice suit!
Deadpool: Zip it, Stan Lee!
[as Deadpool reaches the alley where the old man and thug were arguing]
Deadpool: Oh, Jesus. Oh, that’s not good. No, no, no. Oh, you’re not going to walk that one off. Oh, that’s so gross.
[we see the dead body of the old man on the ground]
Deadpool: Oh, I’m so sorry. I, I, I spent way too long in the phone booth. If I’m being honest with myself I probably should have just called 911. Well, none of that matters now.
[he sits down next to the old man’s body]
Deadpool: Because I think we both are missing the real point here.
[he lies down and places his head on the deal old man’s body]
Deadpool: What the fuck is the phone booth doing on a street corner? Didn’t those disappear in ’98? I suppose I could have just used my cell.
[to the dead old man]
Deadpool: What do you think…
[notices a carton of ice cream on the ground next to the old man’s body]
Deadpool: Ooh. Cherry Garcia ice cream. Are you going to eat this? Don’t answer now. Just rest. I mean I actually I made a call, to the costumer. His name is Laired, he usually helps me put the suit on. I don’t know how the other guys do it so quickly. Well you probably wouldn’t be dead if it was Logan. What’s he got to change into? The guy wears a fucking tank-top and a pair of jeans.
[in an Australian accent]
Deadpool: Yeah, I like to get my tank- top on, a bit of perspiration. Have nice little crime fighting spree. Yeah. Happy Hug a Koala Day.
Cable: [voice over] I was born into war, right into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What’s the most pain you’ve ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man?
[the trailer is paused]
Deadpool: Wait, no, stop! What in the actual ass? Dale, what, why, why are the visual effects not done? It’s a metal arm! It’s not like we’re trying to remove a mustache! Oh, fuck it. I’ll do it myself.
Cable: Your time’s up, you dumb fuck.
Deadpool: Well, that’s just lazy writing.
Deadpool: Start the fucking car!
[he breaks through the taxi’s back window, Dopinder screams and takes off]
Dopinder: Oh, I shit my pants!
Deadpool: Actually, that may have been me.
Dopinder: Oh, we’re living the dreams, DP.
Dopinder: Devil may care attitude, strong thighs, beautiful girlfriend.
Deadpool: Sorry, I’m late. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can’t not hurt us ever again.
Vanessa: Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
[referring to Cable]
Deadpool: What in the fucksickle is this?
Cable: My name’s Cable. I’m here for the kid.
Deadpool: What? The kid?
Cable: Move or die.
Deadpool: Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.
Deadpool: There’s this kid, he’s in trouble.
Vanessa: Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be. He needs you.
Deadpool: You’re a lot smarter than I look.
Deadpool: I ain’t letting Cable kill this kid. But I can’t do this alone.
Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.
Deadpool: [to Weasel] We’re going to form a super duper fucking group. We need them top, morally flexible, and young enough to carry their own franchise for 10 to 12 years.
Deadpool: I ain’t letting Cable get to him. But I can’t do this alone. I need backup. We’re going to form a super duper fucking group.
Weasel: It’s time get back on LinkedIn.
Weasel: Meet Bedlam.
Shatterstar: My name is Shatterstar.
Domino: Domino. I’m lucky.
Deadpool: Luck isn’t a superpower. And certainly not very cinematic.
Domino: Yes, it is.
Deadpool: Let’s meet in the middle and say, “No, it isn’t.”
Weasel: And last, but not least.
Deadpool: Any powers you want to tell us about?
Peter: I don’t, I don’t have one. Um, I just saw the ad.
Deadpool: You’re in.
Deadpool: We’ll be known as X-Force.
Domino: Isn’t that a little derivative?
Deadpool: You’re absolutely right.
Pilot: We’re getting close.
Deadpool: You all know the drill. Intercept the convoy, and watch you for Cable! Hit it!
Deadpool: Fuckatime. It’s showtime.
Deadpool: [to the X-Force] Now let’s go get our fuck on!
Deadpool: Tell me they go that in slow motion.
Deadpool: Doing the right thing is messy. But if you want to fight for what’s right, sometimes you have to fight dirty. That is why Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is pure pornography.
Domino: God, I wish I finished college.
Deadpool: It lives up to the hype, plus, plus.
Weasel: Fuck it, they probably won’t even make a three.
Deadpool: Yeah, why would they? Stop at two. You killed it.
Cable: You’re no fucking hero. You’re just a clown, dressed up as a sex toy.
Deadpool: It’s so dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC Universe?
Deadpool: Bring it on, One-Eyed Willie.
[Cable shoots all his rounds and Deadpool easily deflects all of them]
Deadpool: Ooh. Your bullets, they’re really fast.
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