Starring: Kathryn Newton, Vince Vaughn, Uriah Shelton, Alan Ruck, Katie Finneran, Celeste O’Connor, Misha Osherovich

OUR RATING: ★★★½

Story:

Blumhouse Productions horror slasher comedy directed and co-written by Christopher Landon. The story follows seventeen-year-old Millie Kessler (Kathryn Newton), who is just trying to survive high school. However, when she becomes the newest target of her town’s infamous serial killer, The Butcher (Vince Vaughn), her senior year becomes the least of her worries. When The Butcher’s mystical ancient dagger causes him and Millie to wake up in each other’s bodies, Millie learns that she has just 24 hours to get her body back before the switch becomes permanent. The only problem is she now looks like a psychopath who’s the target of a city-wide manhunt, while The Butcher looks like her and has brought his appetite for carnage to Homecoming.

 

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Best Quotes


 

Evan: He moves through this town unseen, like a ghost. And he kills at will, every year. The Blissfield Butcher started his reign of terror in 1977, and it continues to this day.
Isaac: A geriatric serial killer? Really?
Ginny: Don’t underestimate a straight white man’s propensity for violence, Isaac. I don’t care how f***ing old they are. And your story, it’s bulls**t, Evan.


 

Ginny: All the Blissfield Butcher stories are centered around homecoming. And a new legend pops up every year during homecoming week to warn Blissfield’s teenagers of the dangers of “underage debauchery”.


 

Evan: Wait. What about me?
Ginny: You’re taking too long. It’s a v***na, not an all-night drive-through.
Evan: Can we go three more minutes? That’s all I need. You know, that’s really inconsiderate.
Ginny: Yeah, because guys are always so considerate.
Evan: Maybe a handy?


 

Charlene: So, Millie, do you have a date for homecoming tomorrow?
Millie: I’m not going.
Coral: She has a date with me. We’re going to see Wicked at the Anus Theater.
Millie: “Ann-is”.


 

Coral: [referring homecoming] You know it’s just underage drinking, and God knows what else that can end in tragedy.
Charlene: [referring to Millie] Oh, her night is still ending in tragedy.


 

Josh: Your mom’s superpower is guilt. Now you’re going to miss the homecoming dance to go watch some hag in green face hanging from a wire? Come on. Tit up.
Millie: It’s just a stupid dance. Why do you want to go, anyway?
Nyla: I have to shoot it for yearbook.
Josh: I’m in it for the drunk straight boys who will suddenly realize they’re fluid.
Nyla: That sounds kind of rapey.
Josh: Good. Have you seen what’s on the menu in this town?


 

Josh: Booker is going to be at the dance. This is your chance to land that plane.
Millie: I’m not landing that plane, or any plane. He hardly knows I exist.
Josh: Are you serious? You’re a f***ing piece, girl.
Millie: Oh, I’m a piece?
Josh: Uh-huh.
Nyla: Okay, barf choice of words or not, Joshua is right. You got it, Mill. You just need to own it.
Josh: See? Even Miss Word Police agrees.


 

Nyla: [to Millie] I just, I don’t want you to wake up one morning and realize your whole life passed you by because you were busy being everything to everyone but you.


 

Booker: [to Millie, after she’s late for class] Hey. Pro tip. Always set your watch five minutes ahead. It saves my a** like every time.


 

Josh: [referring to the Butcher’s latest teenage killings] Oh, my God. It’s a slaughterhouse.
Nyla: Are you smiling?
Josh: Everybody is freaking out.


 

Millie: Who would do something like this?
Josh: The Blissfield Butcher.
Nyla: He’s just an urban legend. He’s not real.
Josh: Four very dead teens. It seems pretty real to me.


 

Josh: [as Millie is waiting for her mom] Do you want us to wait with you? There is a psycho roaming free.
Millie: No. I’m good. There’s plenty of people around. And she’ll be here any minute. I’m good.


 

Millie: [to herself as she sees a figure in a mask] Please don’t be the Butcher.
[to the masked figure]
Millie: My sister’s going to be here any second! She’s a cop! With a gun!


 

[after Millie and the Butcher have switched bodies]
The Butcher (Millie): Where am I? Hello? Oh, my God. Why do I sound like that?
[screams as she sees herself as the Butcher in the mirror]
The Butcher (Millie): What the f***? Oh, Jesus. Okay. You are just hallucinating.


 

The Butcher (Millie): I’m just curious. What do I look like? Like when you’re seeing me right now? Do I look like a, you know, do I look like a girl?
Cooter Scriggins: Girl?
The Butcher (Millie): Yeah. You know like five-foot-five. Very petite blond.
Cooter Scriggins: [laughs] You’re f***ing lying, man. You got drugs. You’re high right now.


 

Ryler: And that police sketch, of course that guy’s a killer. That gross, bloated, sweaty face, and brown teeth. I mean, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone as hideous as that.
Millie (The Butcher): Take me.
Ryler: Where?
Millie (The Butcher): Someplace private.
Ryler: Oh, my God. Something else happened last night, didn’t it? You can totally tell me. I’m like the most trustworthy person.


 

The Butcher (Millie): I’m a giant.


 

Ryler: Honestly, Millie, I’m missing AP bio. I didn’t come here to clam-jam with you. I’ve had like ten kombuchas today, so I’m going to go pee. And when I get back, you’re either spilling the tea, or I’m out. Freak.


 

[as she steps into the large freezer to hide from the Butcher]
Ryler: Are you sure this is safe?
Millie (The Butcher): No.
[locks Ryler in and freezes her]


 

Nyla: [referring to Millie] She’s acting weird.
Josh: She was almost killed last night, Ny. Maybe we let her be weird for a day.
Nyla: I’m just worried about her.


 

The Butcher (Millie): Nyla, don’t freak out.
[Nyla screams, and Josh and Nyla run off]
The Butcher (Millie): Guys. Guys! Guys, guys, listen. It’s not what you think.
[Nyla kicks him in the balls]
Josh: Come on!
The Butcher (Millie): [in pain] Balls. I got balls.


 

Nyla: He’s still following us!
The Butcher (Millie): Guys!
Josh: You’re Black! I’m gay! We are so dead!


 

The Butcher (Millie): Stop running. I’m not going to hurt you. It’s me. It’s Millie.
Nyla: What kind of sick f*** are you?!
Josh: How does he know our names?!


 

The Butcher (Millie): Okay. Back up. Back up! Guys, listen to me. I am not trying to hurt you, okay? If I was, would I drop my weapon? I’m your friend.
[Josh and Nyla start hitting him]
The Butcher (Millie): Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me. Hitting’s not okay, Josh.


 

The Butcher (Millie): [to Josh and Nyla] Okay. Everyone’s tired. We’ve done lots of hitting. It’s time to talk.
[starts doing the cheerleading routine]
The Butcher (Millie): Hail, hail, Blissfield High. Chomp, chomp, chomp’s our battle cry. When our Beavers come to fight, feel our glory, and our might. Yeah?


 

Josh: What’s your favorite movie?
The Butcher (Millie): I tell people it’s Eternal Sunshine, but it’s Pitch Perfect 2.
Nyla: TV show?
The Butcher (Millie): Sabrina.


 

Nyla: Who’s your biggest crush?
The Butcher (Millie): The Booker Hooker. Shake, b**ches.
[they do their hand slapping routine]
The Butcher (Millie): Right?


 

Josh: How did this happen?!
Nyla: How is that even possible?!
The Butcher (Millie): And guess what, I need a friend right now. And it’s like, you guys are smashing the s**t out of me.


 

The Butcher (Millie): [as they’re in the boys bathroom] He stabbed me with this like weird, old looking dagger, but when he stabbed me, we both got hurt.
Nyla: What do you mean?
The Butcher (Millie): Standing and peeing is kind of rad.
Nyla: Millie, focus.


 

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