Starring: David Harbour, Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, Sasha Lane, Daniel Dae Kim, Thomas Haden Church, Brian Gleeson, Sophie Okonedo, Penelope Mitchell, Alistair Petrie
Action adventure fantasy directed by Neil Marshall based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola. Hellboy (David Harbour) prepares to stop an ancient medieval sorceress, Nimue The Blood Queen (Milla Jovovich), who seeks to destroy all of mankind.
Lady Hatton: They warned us that something was coming.
Lady Hatton: On an island off the coast of Scotland, something was summoned from the depths of hell. Something that would end mankind.
Hellboy: And this, uh, thing, you worried about, did it show up?
Lady Hatton: Oh, yes, you did.
Professor Bruttenholm: [to Hellboy] If there is ever an end in this forever war, it will be because of you and your strong right hand.
[as Hellboy gets out of the truck a policeman shoots at him]
Hellboy: Hey, I’m on your side!
Policeman: Sorry! My bad.
Professor Bruttenholm: We’re the line in the sand. We fight against the forces of darkness.
[as they stop outside a fish and chips shop]
Hellboy: This is it?
Ben Daimio: Were you expecting a sign that says, “Secret Headquarters?”
[as they enter the fish and chip shop]
Woman: Oy, I need some ID, love?
Hellboy: Um, are you serious?
Hellboy: You made me a damn weapon.
Professor Bruttenholm: I just wanted to help you become the best you.
Hellboy: We faced every threat there is, and yet you take me in. You made me a goddamn weapon.
Ben Daiio: Where’s my fucking violin?
[as he picks up a gun]
Hellboy: Some dads get their kids Legos.
Alice Monaghan: Haven’t we got to be saving the world or something?
[referring to his oversized arm made of stone]
Man: Does it do anything special?
Hellboy: Yeah. It smashes things real good.
Professor Bruttenholm: Listen up, ladies and gentlemen, out there, there’s a fifth century sorceress who wants to bring down the curtain on London and the world!
Hellboy: Great, homework.
Professor Bruttenholm: [to Hellboy] You are mankind’s best and only hope.
[to Bruttenholm; referring to Hellboy]
Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
Hellboy: Who you calling a monster, pal? You look in the mirror recently?
Hellboy: He’s an asshole.
Hellboy: Sorry, did I interrupt?
Nimue The Blood Queen: On the contrary, you’ve arrived just in time.
Nimue the Blood Queen: [to Hellboy] Why do you fight for those who hate and fear you? You are meant for this.
Nimue the Blood Queen: Out of the ashes, a new Eden will emerge.
Hellboy: Okay, I’d appreciate a prophecy with more relatable stakes.
Hellboy: Yeah. Okay, come on. Let’s get your game face on.
[he punches Ben and snarls at him]
Hellboy: Yeah, come on. Let’s do this.
Nimue the Blood Queen: Be my king. We belong together, you and I.
Hellboy: We do, but it’s not going to work, you know, because I’m a Capricorn and you’re fucking nuts!
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