Starring: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Rebecca Hall, Ralph Fiennes, Rob Brydon, Kelly Macdonald, Lauren Lapkus, Hugh Laurie, Pam Ferris, Bella Ramsey, Scarlet Grace, Noah Jupe, Steve Coogan, Braun Strowman
Mystery action comedy written and directed by Etan Cohen. A humorous take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic mysteries featuring Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson (John C. Reilly) as they use their brilliant minds to solve a mystery.
The Announcer: You majesty, may I present to you the greatest detective of all time, Sherlock Holmes, and Dr. John Watson.
[Watson takes the queen’s hand and bows awkwardly]
Watson: I love you.
[the queen snaps her hand away and walks away]
Watson: What a looker, right?
Holmes: She is stunning.
Watson: [voice over] Sherlock Holmes, his methods are ingenious. He’s a master of disguise. And his mind is brilliant.
[we see Holmes put on a fake moustache, Watson looks at him in shock and points his gun at him]
Watson: What have you done with Sherlock?
Holmes: Why, Watson…
[he takes off the moustache]
Holmes: I never left.
Watson: [in shock] Oh, amazing!
[after he’s accidently set his nest of bees free]
Holmes: Oh, my God! Watson, start panicking!
[Watson starts shooting at the bees]
Holmes: A murder in Buckingham Palace.
[reading from the note]
Watson: “Solve this case in four days, or I will kill the Queen.” Signed Professor James Moriarty.
Holmes: Come, Watson, we have a killer to catch.
Flotsam: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock!
Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor.
Holmes: Impossible! Fortunately, we have a real doctor.
[he points to Watson]
Watson: Yeah. Would you like some heroin?
Queen Victoria: I have two days left to live. Solve this case.
Watson: Your majesty, would you mind if we had a picture together?
Queen Victoria: Who’s going to take the photograph?
Watson: I will take it.
[he brings out an old camera placed on a stick, much like a selfie stick]
Watson: You see, it’s sort of a self-photograph.
Holmes: He’s a real fan.
Watson: I swear, I never do this.
[as they pose for a selfie with the queen]
Watson: Hey, girl!
Holmes: Hey, girl!
[still taking selfies with the queen]
Holmes: Over by the window, the lighting is much better.
[as Watson turns with the giant camera, he hits the queen in the face and knocks her out]
Holmes: Oh, my God!
Watson: Mother of shit!
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