Starring: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Rebecca Hall, Ralph Fiennes, Rob Brydon, Kelly Macdonald, Lauren Lapkus, Hugh Laurie, Pam Ferris, Bella Ramsey, Scarlet Grace, Noah Jupe, Steve Coogan, Braun Strowman

Story:

Mystery action comedy written and directed by Etan Cohen. A humorous take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic mysteries featuring Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson (John C. Reilly) as they use their brilliant minds to solve a mystery.

 

Quotes:

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The Announcer: You majesty, may I present to you the greatest detective of all time, Sherlock Holmes, and Dr. John Watson.
[Watson takes the queen’s hand and bows awkwardly]
Watson: I love you.
Holmes: Watson!
Watson: Oh!
[the queen snaps her hand away and walks away]
Holmes: Phew.
Watson: What a looker, right?
Holmes: She is stunning.


 

Watson: [voice over] Sherlock Holmes, his methods are ingenious. He’s a master of disguise. And his mind is brilliant.


 

[we see Holmes put on a fake moustache, Watson looks at him in shock and points his gun at him]
Watson: What have you done with Sherlock?
Holmes: Why, Watson…
[he takes off the moustache]
Holmes: I never left.
Watson: [in shock] Oh, amazing!


 

[after he’s accidently set his nest of bees free]
Holmes: Oh, my God! Watson, start panicking!
[Watson starts shooting at the bees]


 

Holmes: A murder in Buckingham Palace.


 

[reading from the note]
Watson: “Solve this case in four days, or I will kill the Queen.” Signed Professor James Moriarty.


 

Holmes: Come, Watson, we have a killer to catch.
Flotsam: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock!


 

Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor.
Holmes: Impossible! Fortunately, we have a real doctor.
[he points to Watson]
Watson: Yeah. Would you like some heroin?


 

Queen Victoria: I have two days left to live. Solve this case.


 

Watson: Your majesty, would you mind if we had a picture together?
Holmes: Watson!
Queen Victoria: Who’s going to take the photograph?
Watson: I will take it.
[he brings out an old camera placed on a stick, much like a selfie stick]
Watson: You see, it’s sort of a self-photograph.
Holmes: He’s a real fan.
Watson: I swear, I never do this.
[as they pose for a selfie with the queen]
Watson: Hey, girl!
Holmes: Hey, girl!


 

[still taking selfies with the queen]
Holmes: Over by the window, the lighting is much better.
Watson: Yes.
[as Watson turns with the giant camera, he hits the queen in the face and knocks her out]
Holmes: Oh, my God!
Watson: Mother of shit!

 

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