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Starring: Ellie Kemper, Rob Delaney, Archie Yates, Aisling Bea, Kenan Thompson, Pete Holmes, Ally Maki, Chris Parnell, Tim Simons, Devin Ratray
Disney+ Christmas family comedy reboot directed by Dan Mazer. Home Sweet Home Alone (2021) centers on Max Mercer (Archie Yates), a mischievous and resourceful young boy who has been accidentally left at home by himself for the holidays when his family goes on a trip to Japan. When married couple, Jeff and Pam (Rob Delane and Ellie Kemper), attempting to retrieve a priceless heirloom sets their sights on the Mercer family’s home, it’s up to Max to protect it from the trespassers, and he will do whatever it takes to keep them out.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Carol: You have split our family onto two separate flights!
Blake: Is that everyone? The cars are leaving now!
Max: Mom? Dad? Uncle Blake?
Max: They don’t even know I’m here. They don’t even know I’m here!
Max: My mom and dad have gone to Tokyo. I’m totally on my own.
Carol: You do realize my ten year-old son is at home by himself. You just assumed
Max was on the other flight.
Blake: We didn’t take a census.
Officer: We got reports of suspicious people around 36 Lincoln Avenue.
Jeff: I can’t go to jail, honey. I wouldn’t last thirty seconds in gen pop. It’s where fresh fish get got.
Pam: Nobody here is getting got.
Jeff: [as they enter the Mercer family home] And we’re criminals.
Max: This is my house. I have to defend it.
Max: [as he shoots a ball at Jeff’s head] Orange stripe, center pocket. Ooh. That did not sound right.
Max: Oh, no! A ladder!
Jeff: You think I’m that stupid?
Max: Yes, I do.
Carol: I am trying to get home to my son. Who is alone. And scared. And he needs his mother.
Pam: This is not going well!