Starring: Amy Schumer, Michelle Williams, Emily Ratajkowski, Rory Scovel, Aidy Bryant, Busy Philipps, Sasheer Zamata, Dave Attell, Tom Hopper, Adrian Martinez, Lauren Hutton
Comedy directed and written by Abby Kohn and Marc Silverstein. The story centers on Renee Barrett, an ordinary woman who struggles with feelings of insecurity and inadequacy on a daily basis. After falling off an exercise bike and banging her head, she wakes up thinking she has transformed into a gorgeous, model-like beauty, and gains all the confidence in the world. However, to everyone else, she looks exactly the same. With this newfound confidence she is empowered to live her life fearlessly and flawlessly.
Salesgirl: Are you shopping for a gift?
Renee Barrett: I’m kind of browsing for me.
Salesgirl: So sizing is a little limited here in the store, but you could probably find your size online.
Renee Barrett: I have a crazy idea, let’s be honest for a minute. No matter how many times we hear, “It’s what’s on the inside that matters,” women know deep down it’s what’s on the outside that the whole world judges.
Renee Barrett: You okay?
Model: I’m just like dealing with some low self-esteem and like…
Renee Barrett: I want to punch you right in your dumb face right now. Do you have every rib that I have?
[to Jane and Vivian]
Renee Barrett: I’ve been on all of these sites, no one even looks at the profile, they only care about the picture, and I’m sick of it!
Renee Barrett: I’ve always wondered what it feels like to be just undeniably pretty.
[waking up getting knocked after falling off her exercise bike]
Exercise Coach: Are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard.
[as she sees herself in the mirror]
Renee Barrett: Okay, that’s me? That’s me?
[lifting her shirt and rubbing her belly]
Renee Barrett: Oh, my God! Do you see this?
Exercise Coach: [confused] Yes.
Renee Barrett: I’m beautiful!
[Renee’s appearance has no changed at all]
Renee Barrett: I know you don’t recognize me, but, you guys, it’s me, Renee.
[Renee starts to spin slowly]
Jane: What’s happening?
Vivian: Oh, full spin.
[waiting in line to be served]
Laundry Clerk: Number one-eighteen.
Man: That’s your number.
Renee Barrett: That’s really clever.
Man: What’s clever?
[thinking he’s hitting on her]
Renee Barrett: What’s your number? Give me your phone, I’m going to give you my number.
Man: Are you still talking to me
Renee Barrett: Don’t chicken out now, son.
Helen: This would be quite a large promotion for you. What are your goals exactly?
Renee Barrett: I get it. And, yes, modelling is an option for me, but it’s not who I am.
[her bosses look at her with confusion]
Avery LeClaire: Wow.
Renee Barrett: Things have really changed for me.
Man: You just have all the confidence in the world. I think a lot of people completely miss that’s the thing that really makes them awesome, and you’re not like that.
Renee Barrett: I thought you might want a sneak peek of what’s to come.
Man: I don’t know if you know what sneak peek means. You’re completely naked.
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