Starring: Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah, Jennifer Lopez, Keke Palmer, Simon Pegg, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Adam DeVine, Nick Offerman, Max Greenfield, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, Wanda Sykes, Melissa Rauch, Michael Strahan, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
OUR RATING: ★★☆☆☆
Animated sequel and the fifth in the Ice Age film series and the story follows Scrat’s epic pursuit of his elusive acorn which catapults him outside of Earth, where he accidentally sets off a series of cosmic events that transform and threaten the planet.
To save themselves from peril, Manny, Sid, Diego (Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary), and the rest of the herd leave their home and embark on a quest full of laughter and adventure while traveling and on their journey, they discover an exotic place, led by its spiritual leader Shangri Llama (Jesse Tyler Ferguson), and encountering a host of colorful new characters as well as a new enemy who is a brother to one of their old foes.
Best Quotes (Total Quotes: 30)
Voice Over: Since the beginning of time we have wondered how the universe came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan, or something, much, much dumber.
[we see Scrat finds an alien ship on his hunt for his nut after which he accidentally destroyed planets in the universe]
[proposing to a female sloth]
Sid: Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion.
[he neighs like horse]
Sid: But I want to share everything with you. You’re the wind beneath my fleas, the algae of my eye. Will you be…
[opens up a sea shell to reveal a sparkling rock]
Female Sloth: I’m going to stop you right there. I’m breaking up with you.
Sid: What?! But I planned our whole future! Our wedding, our kids, our burial plots.
[we see an Teddy digging the ground for two burial spots]
Teddy: How you doin’?
Female Sloth: Are you crazy, we’ve only had one date! It lasted fourteen minutes!
Sid: Yeah, but it felt like twenty.
[Sid opens the shell again to reveal his engagement ring]
Female Sloth: Oh, I can’t! A ring? I mean I like the ring, but, no, I can’t, you’re too clingy.
[as she starts walking off we Sid has flung himself on her back, clinging to her]
Sid: How is this clingy?
Female Sloth: And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture.
Sid: All I want is true love. Is that too much to ask!
Sid: All I wanted is true love! Everybody has somebody and all I’ve got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.
Manny: Hey, look! Shooting stars!
Sid: Ooh! Ooh! I’m gonna wish for the girl of my dreams!
[a meteoroid suddenly flies in from the sky, collides with an animal statue, everyone starts running in panic]
Neil deBuck Weasel: Sid’s wish is killing us!
Animal: Meteor shower!
[smells under his arm]
[as they watch the sky after Scrat has accidentally destroyed planets in the universe]
Manny: Hey, look! Shooting stars!
Sid: Ooh! Ooh! Quick, quick make a wish! Make a wish! You gotta make a wiiii…!
[a meteoroid suddenly flies in from the sky, collides with Sid and shoots him onto top of a tree]
Manny: Wow! My wish came true.
[from top of the tree Sid shouts]
Sid: I’m okay!
[suddenly Sid goes up in flames]
Diego: Mine too.
Manny: We’re facing extinction, Buck!
Buck: Oh, hello, mammals!
Manny: Buck, what are you doing here?
Buck: It’s just beginning, the mother of all asteroids, screaming towards us. We go to that crash site, search for clues and then figure out how to stop it! Who’s with me!
[Crash and Eddie stand to attention and salute]
Crash and Eddie: Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
[the both start laughing]
Diego: Oh, boy.
Buck: This tablet holds the key. We go to that crash site, search for cosmic clues and then figure out how to stop it.
Sid: Does that look like a problem to you?
[suddenly there’s lightning and meteoroid lands near them]
Sid: Aah! You’re so pretty.
[as he goes to touch it he gets electrocuted and his body fur puffs out, Diego laughs at him, Sid touches him, electrocuting him causing Diego’s fur to puff out]
Manny: Will you two quit it!
[Manny then gets electrocuted, as his fur puffs out it’s so large that Sid and Diego disappear in it]
Manny: Who’s dumb enough to think they can stop an asteroid?
[Manny takes away Crash and Eddie’s stick that they are using to hit a wood with]
Manny: Do you mind!
Crash: He sucks the fun out of everything.
Eddie: Fun sucker!
[as they are getting attacked by meteoroid showers]
Sid: In coming!
Manny: Move! Move! Get inside the cave!
Sid: Hurry, Granny!
Granny: Don’t you hurry me! I’ve been struck by lightning more times…
[suddenly a lightning strikes her and she’s knocked down unconscious]
[another lightning hits Granny and she stands up again as if nothing has happened]
Granny: …than you’ve had hot breakfasts!
Gavin: While you run for your lives we’ll be high in the sky, safe as those birdies.
[as he points to the flock of birds flying over them the suddenly get hit by a meteroid]
Gavin: Lucky shot.
[just then the rest of the flock gets all killed by a few more meteroids]
Diego: Oh, boy.
Sid: It sounds like it’s slowing down.
[he goes over to the opening of the cave]
Sid: Yep, it’s definitely over.
[just then a massive metroid hits and explodes in front of the cave, Manny turns Sid around looking burnt]
Sid: Except for that one.
Manny: What is this place?
Buck: The secret to saving the world is here.
[pointing to Manny and his posse]
Gavin: These are the guys who are going to save the world?
Brooke: I can’t believe it. We’ve never had visitors! Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you. Wait, I’ll pinch both of us.
Manny: Did I hit my head? What’s happening here?
Brooke: I sure hope this isn’t a…
[she slips off her board when she sees Sid for the first time]
[she whistles and two unicorns ride over to Sid]
Unicorn #1: This guy? For real?
Unicorn #2: Whatever.
[she picks up Sid, rides over to Brooke and drops Sid in front of her]
Brooke: Well hello, handsome. I’m Brooke.
Brooke: Ooh, such exquisite bone structure. Such a strong jaw. I’m getting butterflies.
Manny: I’m getting nauseous.
Sid: You’re so pretty. You take my lisp away.
Brooke: I bet you say that to all the girls.
Sid: I try, but usually they run away too fast.
Crash: Woh, where are we?
Brooke: Here he is, the master of meditation. The supreme serene, the four times heavy thoughts champion of the world! The Shangri Llama!
Granny: Is that a llama? I hate llama’s. They spit and smell.
Shangri Llama: Greetings mammals. The Shangri Llama will see youuuuuuu now.
Diego: This is the guy who’s gonna save us.
Buck: New topic. We’re all about to die.
Shangri Llama: Well that’s no good. Stress is a killer. Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. Downward dog!
Manny: Uh, seriously?
Shangri Llama: I’ll wait. I have all the time in the world.
[they all reluctantly do the downward dog pose]
Shangri Llama: Caterpillar! Funky chicken. Bouncing Betty. Mash potato.
Sid: Hey, this is kind of easy.
[after doing all the different yoga moves, Sid has twisted his body around himself]
Sid: Could you help me please. My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
Granny: I hate llamas. They spit and smell bad.
Diego: So do you.
Crash, Eddie: So do we!
[they high five]
Julian: [to Manny] We look so cool, like a ninja.
[he suddenly slips on the ice and falls]
Granny: Didn’t know sucking was a strategy.
Buck: Let my mammals pass!
Diego: That’s never gonna work.
Buck: Hold on to your butts!
Sid: We’re going to stop this thing, bada bing, bada boom.
[he goes over to the opening of the cave, just then a massive Metroid hits and explodes in front of the cave, Manny turns Sid around who’s looking burnt]
Sid: Forget I said “boom”.
[as they watch Buck smell and rock]
Eddie: What are you doing, Buck?
Buck: All rocks tell a tale.
[he licks the rock then tosses it away]
Buck: Where we’ve been and where we’re headed.
[Eddie and Crash start following Buck and smelling the ground for rocks; Eddie finds something that resembles a rock, as he’s about to lick it Buck stops him]
Buck: That however is a turd.
Buck: Try not to make any friction.
Eddie: No friction. Got it.
[we see Crash and Eddie rubbing their feet on Manny’s fur]
Crash: Cool beans. What exactly is friction?
[holding a piece of meteoroid in his hand]
Buck: Found it! Behold, mammals! A sneak preview of the asteroid to come. A space rock, fresh from the cosmos.
[he licks the meteoroid]
Buck: I taste iron, uh, carbon, oh, and a hint of nickel.
Buck: Space tastes lonely.
[picking up a piece of meteoroid]
Eddie: Hey, look. I found another space rock!
Crash: Me too!
[suddenly Crash and Eddie are flung towards each other and join like two magnets]
Eddie: Hey, yours is attracted to me!
Crash: No, yours is attracted to me!
[just then a bunch of other meteoroid pieces comes towards them and attach themselves to each other like a magnet, completely covering Eddie and Crash]
Eddie: We’re just too attractive!
Brooke: [to Shangri Llama] Get on board or Namaste out of our way!
Total Quotes: 30