Starring: Evan Rachel Wood, Debra Winger, Richard Jenkins, Gina Rodriguez


Comedy drama written and directed by Miranda July. The story follows con-artists Theresa and Robert (Debra Winger and Richard Jenkins), who have spent twenty-six years their only daughter, Old Dolio (Evan Rachel Wood), to swindle, scam, and steal at every opportunity. During a desperate, hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger, Melanie (Gina Rodriguez), into joining their next scam, only to have their entire world turned upside down.


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Robert: After this person. And clear.
Theresa: Now.
[Dolio starts to checkout the Postal Office security system]
Old Dolio: There’s a camera there. There. And there.


[opening the packages they’ve stolen]
Theresa: Cash. No. Mini order.
Robert: This is not a cheap tie.


Robert: Most people want to be kajillionares. That’s the dream. That’s how they get you hooked. Hooked on sugar. Hooked on caffeine. Ha-ha-ha. Cry, cry, cry. Me, I prefer to just skim.
Old Dolio: So do I.


Landlord: February, March, April.
Robert: Uh, we may have to pay in installments.
Landlord: Rent is an installment! It’s a monthly installment.


[to Dolio, referring to Robert and Theresa]
Melanie: They are real characters. Super unique. But you vouch for them, right?


[referring to Dolio]
Robert: She learned to forge before she learned to write. Well, actually that’s how she did learn to write.


Melanie: My favorite movies are the Ocean 11 movies. This is exactly the kind of thing that I’ve been wanting.


[referring to the earthquake]
Robert: This is where the big one starts. If you’re lucky, you’ll get crushed, and then you just die, right then and there.


Theresa: [to Melanie] So, what do your parents doing, hon?
Old Dolio: Hon? You’ve never called me that. But you could do if it was a job though, right?


Theresa: [to Dolio] You want us to be false fakey people. We don’t make pancakes, or wrap up little birthday presents. Or call you “sweetheart”, or “baby”, or do a little dance.


Melanie: You’re addicted to them.
Old Dolio: They’re my parents.
Melanie: In what sense?
Old Dolio: We split everything three ways. We have since I was little.


Old Dolio: I don’t want to do it that way this time.
Melanie: Don’t!


Old Dolio: I always thought it was insulting to treat you like a child. And I thought we agreed on that.


Old Dolio: We can only ever be how we are.


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