Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Liam Neeson, Kumail Nanjiani, Rafe Spall, Rebecca Ferguson, Emma Thompson


Sci-fi action comedy spinoff directed by F. Gary Gray. The story follows the London based team of Men in Black. Agent H (Chris Hemsworth ) and Agent M (Tessa Thompson) become involved in a murder mystery that sends them traveling the globe.




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High T: We are the Men in Black.


High T: We protect the earth from the scum of the universe. With agents in every major city around the world, some more decorated than others. Agent H, you’re one of the best ever to wear the suit, but you’ll need a partner.


High T: We’ve been compromised, with every citizen at this planet at risk. Trust no one.


High T: Always remember, the universe has a way of leading you to where you’re supposed to be at the moment you’re supposed to be there.


High T: There’s a mole in MIB.


Agent H: Let’s do this.


[as he’s fighting with an alien]
Agent H: Looks like the tables have turned.
[he throws a hammer at the alien who catches it]
Agent H: That was an incredible catch.


Agent O: We are a rumor, recognizable only as déjà vu, and dismissed just as quickly. We are the best kept secret in the galaxy.
Agent M: I know. I want in.


Agent O: We don’t hire. We recruit.
Agent M: Then I’d like to be recruited.


Agent M: [to O] Twenty years ago, you erased my parents memories, but you didn’t get mine. It took me twenty years to find you. How many people can say that? I found you. Which makes me perfect for this job.


Agent O: You really think a black suit is going to solve all your problems.
Agent M: Mmm, no. But it looks damn good on you.


Agent M: I want to know the truth of the universe.
Agent O: Suit up.


Agent O: Welcome to the Men in Black.
Agent M: The Men in Black?
Agent O: Don’t. Don’t start. I’m working on it.


Agent O: Time to prove yourself, Agent M.


Agent O: We have a problem in London, Agent M.


High T: Agent M, welcome to MIB. You will be with Agent H, one of the best to ever wear this suit.


[to the pug dog walking towards her]
Agent M: Hello.
Alien Dog: Move it, lady. Top dog walking through.


[M finds H napping at his desk, she drops some files on his desk and H wakes]
Agent H: Ah!
Agent M: Ooh!
Agent H: I’m catching up on my daily meditation. Time for lunch I think. Are you hungry?
Agent M: It’s 9:30.
Agent H: Perfect. Tuesday’s taco day.


Agent H: Come on. The world’s not going to save itself.
Agent M: Are you saying that you need me to save the world?
[he points at her]
Agent M: Thought so.


[as H reveals their vehicle]
Agent M: I’m driving.
[M gets into the left side; referring to the steering wheel where H is sat]
Agent M: That really should be here.
Agent H: Not in this country.


Agent M: Should we call it in?
Agent H: Call it in? No. The paperwork is a nightmare.


[as he’s about to zap the memory of the people in the crowd]
Agent H: Now if you could all just look right here.
Agent M: Just drive.
[M takes the memory zapper and zaps them all]


[in the car whilst driving]
Agent H: There should be a big red button around here somewhere.
Agent M: Found it.
[M presses the button, nothing happens for a few seconds when suddenly the car shoots upwards]


High T: The hive is a deadly species that can take the form of anyone, even our own agents.


Agent H: We need more firepower! Side view mirror!
[M goes over the side view mirror of their vehicle]
Agent M: What do you want me to do? Throw it at them?
[as she pulls the mirror, it turns into a weapon]
Agent H: Just point at the bad guys and pull the trigger.


Agent M: What happened here?
Pawny: What do you think happened? We got our asses kicked.
Agent M: Sorry.
Pawny: Wait, are you a queen?
Agent M: Hm?
Agent H: Indeed she is.
Pawny: I pledge loyalty eternal to you.
Agent M: No, no, no. I’m not interested.
Pawny: Too late. I already pledged the loyalty. I wish you’d said, “No, no, no,” before.


Agent M: H, are you seeing this?
Agent H: You know, sometimes you have to trust your gut.


Agent H: You don’t know who you’re dealing with. We protect the earth, and that means everyone and everything on it. We are the Men in Black.
Agent H: The Men and Women in Black.
[he turns to M and gives her the thumbs up]
Pawny: Yeah. Perfectly done.


Agent M: Are you suggesting that we try the most powerful weapon in the galaxy for fun?
Pawny: Yeah! Do it.
Agent H: Press the button.
[M presses the button, nothing happens]
Agent H: Hm. Maybe turn it up a few notches…
[just then the weapon explodes the sand in front of them]
Pawny: Oh, sh…!


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