Starring: Kevin Hart, Tiffany Haddish, Taran Killam, Rob Riggle, Ben Schwartz, Yvonne Orji
Story: Comedy directed by Malcolm D. Lee in which the story follows Teddy Walker (Kevin Hart), who after he causes an explosion at his business, is forced to enroll to attend adult classes in the longshot chance he’ll pass the GED exam to finish high school.
[to his customers]
Teddy Walker: This is the grill for you. I call it the Obama.
[referring to the grill]
Teddy Walker: I call this the big black machine.
Teddy Walker: Lisa, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
[he kneels to propose]
Lisa: Oh, my God. Do you smell gas?
Teddy Walker: A little bit. It came out, I was nervous.
Lisa: Oh, no, that’s, um…
[after being blasted onto the car from the gas explosion]
Teddy Walker: Ah, I got three degree burns on my ass!
Teddy’s Friend: You’re the best salesman I’ve ever seen. I can see you being a stockbroker like me.
Teddy Walker: Could you give me a job?
Teddy’s Friend: I wish I could, but my boss won’t let me hire a dropout.
Teddy Walker: Look at Mark Zuckerberg.
Teddy’s Friend: He dropped out Harvard. You dropped out of Piedmont High.
Teddy Walker: I was a couple of credits shy of graduating. I got to get my GED.
Stewart: I’m the principal of this school, I can do whatever I want. You’re in my house.
Teddy Walker: Are you using a black voice?
Stewart: No, I don’t hear color.
[to the night school students]
Carrie: Alright, let’s do some introductions. My name is Carrie, I’m here to make a little extra cash so that I can afford this warrant that I got, but that’s none of your business. Welcome to night school.
Teddy Walker: [to Carrie] This book is kind of big. I thought it’d be more like a leaflet.
Carrie: If you’re not going to do the work, drop the class.
Teddy Walker: No, I’m going to do the work, you’ll see.
Carrie: We’ll see.
Teddy Walker: Yes, we will.
Teddy Walker: Superb.
Teddy Walker: Good.
Teddy Walker: Mm-hmm.
Lisa: You’re going to be a financial analyst?
Teddy Walker: I am, and it starts immediately.
[to Teddy, as he turns up for work at a fast food restaurant called Christian Chicken]
Isaac: I have been waiting on the Lord to bring me a pint-sized little man who can fill this out.
[points to the chicken costume]
[wearing the chicken outfit]
Teddy Walker: Come and get your chicken from the Lord.
Carrie: You take that test, or I’ll tenderize your ass!
Teddy Walker: I will beat you!
[Carrie starts hitting him]
[to the student]
Carrie: Are you trying to get your GED? Are you trying to get your GED?
Teddy Walker: Yes!
Carrie: You can get out of my way, bitch.
Carrie: My suspicions were correct. You’re clinically dumb. There is no cure for what you have.
Teddy Walker: Oh, my God! I got learning herpes! I got the gift that people giveth.
[referring to Teddy]
Carrie: You did the black voice with him?
Stewart: It’s not a black voice. It’s not a black voice.
Carrie: You don’t remember when you was in that meeting you was like, “We’re going to get it lit in here. This meeting lit?”
Stewart: It was very lit.
Carrie: “I keep it one hundred.”
Stewart: When have I ever not kept it one hundred?
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