Starring: Tiffany Haddish, Tika Sumpter, Whoopi Goldberg, Omari Hardwick, Amber Riley, Missi Pyle


Comedy written and directed by Tyler Perry, which follows wild child Tanya (Tiffany Haddish), who after being released from prison reunites with her sister, Danica (Tika Sumpter) to help her get back on track. Soon Tanya discovers that Danica’s picture-perfect life, including her mysterious boyfriend, may not be what it seems.


Best Quotes: 

Copyright Notice: If you decide to copy our movie quotes please check out our copyright policies here. Thanks!


Danica: If I close this deal, I’ll be the first black woman to be a VP in the company.


[on the phone]
Danica: Hi, mom.
Danica and Tanya’s Mom: Hey, Danica. Listen, it’s your sister, she’s getting out. If you could pick her up I’d appreciate it.
Danica: What time?
Danica and Tanya’s Mom: What time? Honey, it’s jail. You get there when you can, like the song said.


[to Danica as she’s picking Tanya up from jail]
Tanya: Hey, girl. Free at last. Free at last. I’d like to go out and shake this ass. Can we go to a club?


[referring to Danica’s apartment]
Tanya: Oooh, this is nice! It don’t smell like roaches in here or nothing.
[referring to the throw on the floor]
Tanya: How do you get sparkles in the back of an animal? What is this, a Care Bear?


Tanya: I need a job.
Coffee Shop Manager: Why don’t you just work here?
Tanya: Oh, that’s what’s up. This is so dope.
[as she’s completing the application form]
Tanya: Uh, where it says sex, what do you want me to put right here?
Coffee Shop Manager: What do you want to put?
Tanya: Plenty.


Danica: My sister is a bit much.


[to the guy in the coming up to the coffee counter]
Tanya: How can I help you?
[the guy just looks up at the menu]
Tanya: You’ve been standing in line all this time and you don’t know what you want? Okay, you could just stand right there and think about it.


[referring to the guy in the photo]
Tanya: Who is this?
Danica: Charlie?
Tanya: Charlie.
Danica: He is an amazing guy.


Danica’s Friend: [to Tanya] She met him online a year ago, but she’s never even seen him.


[referring to Danica’s online boyfriend]
Danica and Tanya’s Mom: He seemed too good to be true.


[to Danica about her online boyfriend]
Tanya: If a man looks too good to be true, he is. You’re being catfished.


[referring to Danica’s online boyfriend]
Coffee Shop Manager: So the dude ain’t real?
Tanya: No, the dude ain’t real. He could be anybody.


Danica: We need to go and find this son of a bitch who catfished me.


Tanya: And we’re going to tear his ass up.
Danica’s Friend: This should be good.


Danica’s Friend: Is she serious?


Tanya: Girl, I got his address, we’re going to do this tonight. We’re going to need a saw, some plastic, a burner phone.
Danica: I got to go to the bathroom.
Tanya: That’s good, you need to go ahead and let all them liquids out, because you don’t want to leave no DNA.
Danica’s Friend: You’re not helping.
Tanya: Every time you try to kill a man, you’re going to squirt a little pee. I know that for sure.


[banging on the front door]
Tanya: Mama, it’s Tanya.
Danica and Tanya’s Mom: Who?
Tanya: It’s Tanya.
Danica and Tanya’s Mom: Oh, no. Tanya no here.
Tanya: Mama, I know it’s you!
[her mother opens the window]
Danica and Tanya’s Mom: This connection is so rickety. Hello?
Tanya: What? Mama, you’re in the window.
Danica and Tanya’s Mom: I’m sorry, what?
Tanya: We’re not on my cellphone, mama.
Danica and Tanya’s Mom: I can’t hear you, baby. I can’t hear you. oh, my…
[she closes the window]
Tanya: Mama!


What do you think of Nobody’s Fool quotes? Let us know what you think in the comments below as we’d love to know.




You May Also Like

Pin It on Pinterest

Share This