Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Fred Savage, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapičić, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy
Recut PG-13 version of Deadpool 2 directed by David Leitch. Obviously this version has the violence and language cut down, but there will be new footage in the form of a framing sequence which also includes an homage to Fred Savage’s starring role in the 1987 classic The Princess Bride. The movie will raise money for charity, for every ticket sold, $1 will be given to F-ck Cancer.
Fred Savage: Why am I here?
Deadpool: You’re in a PG-13 version of Deadpool, filtered through the prism of childlike innocence.
Fred Savage: I’m a grown man.
Deadpool: Nobody does childlike innocence like you, Fred. Nobody. I need you, almost as much as you need me.
Fred Savage: I don’t need you, at all.
Deadpool: You need me to untie you once we’re done.
[he flips the bed covers off to reveal Fred’s legs are tied to the bed]
Fred Savage: Kind of prefer Marvel movies.
Deadpool: We are Marvel.
Fred Savage: Yeah, you know, but you’re Marvel licensed by Fox. It’s like if The Beatles were produced by Nickelback. It’s music, but it sucks.
Deadpool: You were nicer as a kid!
Deadpool: I loved your work in Up.
Old Lady: I’m sorry?
[to the woman’s husband]
Deadpool: Don’t get too attached.
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