Starring: John C. Reilly, Sarah Silverman, Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch, Taraji P. Henson, Jodi Benson, Paige O’Hara, Linda Larkin, Irene Bedard, Ming-Na Wen, Anika Noni Rose, Mandy Moore, Kelly Macdonald, Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Alan Tudyk, James Corden
Disney’s animated sequel, directed by Rich Moore and Phil Johnston. The story takes place six years after saving the arcade from Turbo’s vengeance. The Sugar Rush arcade cabinet has broken, forcing Ralph (John C. Reilly) and Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) to travel to the Internet via the newly-installed Wi-Fi router in Litwak’s Arcade to retrieve the piece capable of saving the game.
In way over their heads, Ralph and Vanellope rely on the citizens of the internet, the netizens, and the Disney Princess lineup, to help navigate their way, including a webite entrepreneur named Yesss (Taraji P. Henson), who is the head algorithm and the heart and soul of trend-making site BuzzzTube.
[entering the arcade]
Arcade Owner: Alright, let’s get you plugged in.
Ralph: WiFi, or is it WiFie?
Vanellope: Why don’t we just go in.
[as he logs into the internet]
Arcade Owner: And we are alive.
Vanellope: We are going to the internet!
Ralph: Super excited! Just one minor thing. What is the internet?
[as they enter inside the internet]
Ralph: Holy cow! Look at all this stuff.
Ralph: Hey, kid, wake up!
Vanellope: Ralph, what is wrong with you?
Ralph: Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, because we’re about to blast off!
Vanellope: Ralph, what is it you’re trying to say?
Ralph: We’re going to the internet.
[as they are traveling to the internet]
Vanellope: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the internet!
[as they are traveling through the internet]
Ralph: Wow, look at all this stuff.
[referring to the internet]
Vanellope: This is the most beautiful miracle I’ve ever seen.
[a woman approaches Ralph with her tablet]
Woman: Congratulations, you’re a winner!
[a man approaches Ralph with his tablet]
Man: These ten child stars went to prison. Number six will amaze you.
Ralph: That sounds interesting.
Vanellope: Ralph, come on!
Voice: Redirecting to eBay.
eBay Auctioneer: Ladies and gentlemen, the next item a black velvet painting of sorrowful kitten.
[staring at the painting of the kitten]
Ralph: It’s like it’s looking into my soul.
Vanellope: Yeah, that one’s really going to haunt me for a while.
Ralph: Woh, games!
[Ralph and Venellope enter the internet games]
[we see a little girl playing on her iPad game of feeding a bunny and a kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
Little Girl: Pancake. Milkshake.
[Ralph bursts into the little girl’s iPad game]
Ralph: Out of my way, kids.
[he starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
Ralph: Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. I’m starting to understand why people like this game. Very zen. Milkshake!
[Vanellope enters with a trolley full of pancakes]
Vanellope: Hey, look what I found! More pancakes!
Ralph: Let’s speed it up!
[Ralph starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]
Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat!
Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might want to try feeding the kitty for a little while.
[we see the bunny looking fat and as Ralph keeps stuffing it with plates of pancakes]
Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake. The bunny gets the pancake.
[the bunny forces the pancake in its mouth, we see the little girl scream as the bunny explodes]
KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbrage? Umami?
KnowsMore: Noah’s Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
Vanellope: [to Ralph] I’m pretty sure he’s just trying to guess what you’re going to say.
KnowsMore: My autofill is a touch aggressive today.
Vanellope: Let me try. Take me to a website that’s super intense and really nuts.
KnowsMore: Oh, I only found one result.
[after she ends up in Disney’s website]
Vanellope: Oh, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters. Barf!
[seeing Star Wars X-wing fighters]
Stormtrooper: You’re coming with us, kid.
[as Venellope is trying to get away from the Stormtroopers she ends up in the Disney Princesses room]
[suddenly all the princesses get in pose to attack Venelloper, Cinderella breaks her glass slipper and points it at Vanellope]
Vanellope: Woh, woh, ladies! I’m a princess too!
Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
Elsa: Magic hands?
Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
Snow White: Were you poisoned?
Aurora, Tiana: Cursed?
Rapunzel, Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Rapunzel: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
Pocahontas, Merida, Rapunzel, Elsa, Aurora, Moana: She is a princess!
[Snow White warbles a few notes in delight]
Ralph: Shouldn’t it be “Ralph Wrecks the Internet”?
Vanellope: Yes, since he is Wreck-it-Ralph.
Yesss: Uh, yeah, but “break the internet”, it’s like a thing.
Ralph: Right, it’s just “Wreck the Internet” kind of sounds better, doesn’t it?
Yesss: You’re not wrong.
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