Starring: John C. Reilly, Sarah Silverman, Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch, Taraji P. Henson, Jodi Benson, Paige O’Hara, Linda Larkin, Irene Bedard, Ming-Na Wen, Anika Noni Rose, Mandy Moore, Kelly Macdonald, Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Alan Tudyk, James Corden


Disney’s animated sequel, directed by Rich Moore and Phil Johnston. The story takes place six years after saving the arcade from Turbo’s vengeance. The Sugar Rush arcade cabinet has broken, forcing Ralph (John C. Reilly) and Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) to travel to the Internet via the newly-installed Wi-Fi router in Litwak’s Arcade to retrieve the piece capable of saving the game.

In way over their heads, Ralph and Vanellope rely on the citizens of the internet, the netizens, and the Disney Princess lineup, to help navigate their way, including a webite entrepreneur named Yesss (Taraji P. Henson), who is the head algorithm and the heart and soul of trend-making site BuzzzTube.



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Vanellope: One second I’m having the time of my life, the next thing I know my game is just done.


Vanellope: My game is predictable. I know every shortcut. I wonder if there’s more to life than this.


Sour Bill: Oh, no. I’m freaking out hard.


Vanellope: If I’m not a racer, what am I?
Ralph: Well, you’re my best friend.


Ralph: All we got to do is find the part to fix your game, everything goes back to the way it was.
Vanellope: But where are we going to find that?
Ralph: The internet!
Vanellope: What?!


[entering the arcade]
Mr. Litwak: Alright, let’s get you plugged in.


Ralph: WiFi, or is it WiFie?
Vanellope: Why don’t we just go in.


[as he logs into the internet]
Mr. Litwak: And we are alive.


[as they enter inside the internet]
Vanellope: Ralph, this is great!
Ralph: No, it is not!


Vanellope: We are going to the internet!
Ralph: Super excited! Just one minor thing. What is the internet?
[as they enter inside the internet]
Ralph: Holy cow! Look at all this stuff.


Ralph: Holy cow! We’re in the internet.
Vanellope: Isn’t that an astute observation?


Ralph: Hey, kid, wake up!
Vanellope: Ralph, what is wrong with you?
Ralph: Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, because we’re about to blast off!
Vanellope: Ralph, what is it you’re trying to say?
Ralph: We’re going to the internet.
Vanellope: What?!


[as they are traveling to the internet]
Vanellope: Isn’t this great?
Ralph: No, it is not!


[as they are traveling to the internet]
Vanellope: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the internet!


[as they are traveling through the internet]
Ralph: Wow, look at all this stuff.


[referring to the internet]
Vanellope: This is the most beautiful miracle I’ve ever seen.


[referring to Google]
Ralph: I guess we know where to go if we ever need a pair of goggles. There’s a whole building full of them.


[a woman approaches Ralph with her tablet]
Woman: Congratulations, you’re a winner!
Ralph: Really?
[a man approaches Ralph with his tablet]
Man: These ten child stars went to prison. Number six will amaze you.
Ralph: That sounds interesting.
Vanellope: Ralph, come on!


Voice: Redirecting to eBay.
eBay Auctioneer: Ladies and gentlemen, the next item a black velvet painting of sorrowful kitten.
[staring at the painting of the kitten]
Ralph: It’s like it’s looking into my soul.
Vanellope: Yeah, that one’s really going to haunt me for a while.


[after winning a bid at eBay]
Ebay Elayn: I’ll just need a credit card number.
Ralph: Sorry, what’s a credit card number?
Ebay Elayn: You owe twenty-seven thousand and one dollars.
Vanellope: Dollars like money?
[the eBay lady gives them a cold hard look making Venellope laugh nervously]


Ralph: Woh, games!
[Ralph and Venellope enter the internet games]


Man: Want to get rich playing video games?
Vanellope: A racing game?
Man: Slaughter Race. It is wicked dangerous.


Ralph: Attention to detail is pretty impressive.


[inside Slaughter Race]
Shank: Who are you?
Ralph: [to Venellope] I think we should get out of here.
[Ralph falls as he tries to get out of the racing car]
Ralph: This car is not designed for a big boy, I tell you that.


Shank: Showtime. Let’s race.
Vanellope: Come and get it!
Ralph: Get back in the track!
Vanellope: There is no track. I can drive anywhere!


[referring to Venellope]
Shank: This girl can drive!


[we see a little girl playing on her iPad game of feeding a bunny and a kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
Little Girl: Pancake. Milkshake.
[Ralph bursts into the little girl’s iPad game]
Ralph: Out of my way, kids.
[he starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
Ralph: Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. I’m starting to understand why people like this game. Very zen. Milkshake!


[Vanellope enters with a trolley full of pancakes]
Vanellope: Hey, look what I found! More pancakes!
Ralph: Let’s speed it up!
[Ralph starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]
Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat!
Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might want to try feeding the kitty for a little while.
[we see the bunny looking fat and as Ralph keeps stuffing it with plates of pancakes]
Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake. The bunny gets the pancake.
[the bunny forces the pancake in its mouth, we see the little girl scream as the bunny explodes]


KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
Ralph: Um…
KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbrage? Umami?
Ralph: No.
KnowsMore: Noah’s Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
Ralph: Errr!
KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
Vanellope: [to Ralph] I’m pretty sure he’s just trying to guess what you’re going to say.
KnowsMore: My autofill is a touch aggressive today.
Vanellope: Let me try. Take me to a website that’s super intense and really nuts.
[KnowsMore searches]
KnowsMore: Oh, I only found one result.


[after she ends up in Disney’s website]
Vanellope: Oh, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters. Barf!
Eeyore: Hey.
[seeing Star Wars X-wing fighters]
Vanellope: Cool!
Stormtrooper: You’re coming with us, kid.


[as Venellope is trying to get away from the Stormtroopers she ends up in the Disney Princesses room]
Vanellope: Hi.
[suddenly all the princesses get in pose to attack Venelloper, Cinderella breaks her glass slipper and points it at Vanellope]
Vanellope: Woh, woh, ladies! I’m a princess too!
Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
Vanellope: Uh…
Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
Vanellope: No.
Elsa: Magic hands?
Vanellope: No.
Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
Vanellope: No.
Snow White: Were you poisoned?
Vanellope: No.
Aurora, Tiana: Cursed?
Vanellope: No!
Rapunzel, Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Rapunzel: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
Pocahontas, Merida, Rapunzel, Elsa, Aurora, Moana: She is a princess!
[Snow White warbles a few notes in delight]


[in a thick Scottish accent]
Merida: I gave my mammy a cake, she turned into a big bear. My own kin tried to do her in. If that’s not pure mess, I don’t know what is!
Vanellope: Uh…
Moana: We can’t understand her.
Anna: She’s from the other studio.
Vanellope: Ah.


Ralph: Shouldn’t it be “Ralph Wrecks the Internet”?
Vanellope: Yes, since he is Wreck-it-Ralph.
Yesss: Uh, yeah, but “break the internet”, it’s like a thing.
Ralph: Right, it’s just “Wreck the Internet” kind of sounds better, doesn’t it?
Yesss: You’re not wrong.


[referring to the internet]
Vanellope: I love it here.
Ralph: Who knew there’s so many babies and cats in the world.
Yesss: That is what the internet was made for!


Vanellope: I want this to be my life. I don’t think I could ever tell Ralph.
Shank: There’s no law saying best friends have to have the same dreams.


Spamly: This is what’s called the Dark Net.
Ralph: Are you sure this is safe?
Spamly: Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother.
Ralph: Oh, he has a little brother?
[as they enter the room, Ralph sees Double Dan, who’s little brother is just a face on Double Dan’s neck]
Double Dan: What are you doing here?
Ralph: The reason I came to your neck of the face… I mean there’s a face in your neck. I mean what’s neck of the woods.


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