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[as they are pulling up a huge rock on a rope]
Jewel: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Blu: Positive! Check out my map?
[pointing to the map he’s drawn on the ground]
Jewel: Yeah! That’s…that’s comforting, thank you. Look, let’s just get this chain broken.
Blu: Right. Then we can go and find Linda.
Jewel: No, you can go find Linda. Once this chain is off, I’m gonna go back to being free in the jungle. Deal?
Blu: Fine. Deal.
[he puts one of his wings, up accidently pulling the lever holding the rock off its hook]
[referring to Rafael’s children]
Jewel: Oh! Precious, aren’t they?
Rafael: Kids! Seventeen of ’em! And one on the way.
[shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg]
Rafael: Hey! He is not a baraka! Stop shaking him!
[turning to Blu and Jewel]
Rafael: They’re giving me grey feathers! Oh, this papa needs a break!
Rafael: So, you two love birds headed for carnival?
Jewel: Wow! Love birds?!
Blu: We’re more like acquaintance birds.
Jewel: And not even that! We’re more like chained to each other birds.
Blu: Yeah. I…I mean…aaah!
[one of Rafael kids pulls his feather]
Blu: What is it with this kid and feathers?!
Rafael: We have no idea. We’re having him tested.
Rafael: Eva, my love. I must take this couple to see Luiz.
Eva: Luiz? Huh! You don’t fool me for a second. You and your amigo just want to sneak off to carnival.
Rafael: Oh, carnival! that magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world.
[he hugs Eva and blows an air kiss towards her]
[Jewel huffs at Blu with disgust]
[as Eva sings out of tune]
Rafael: Like a river of the sweetest honey.
[Blu and Jewel wince as Eva sings]
Jewel: Ooh! I guess love is deaf too!
Blu: So, uh…how far is this Luiz?
Rafael: Not far. Thirty minutes is the crow flights.
Blu: Uh…and how long is the macaw walks?
Jewel: Bobo here can’t fly.
Rafael: But…but he’s a bird!
Blu: Not all birds fly. There are ostrich’s…
Jewel: You are not an ostrich!
Blu: Well, not technically, but…
Rafael: Wait! Wait! Wait! My friends I wanna help, but to walk the whole way! It…it…it can’t be done!
[he suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
Rafael: But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let’s go, quickly.
[he turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly, Jewel turns to look at the kids]
Rafael: No! No! Don’t look back! They sense fear.
Nigel: Hello, boys. Seems like you’ve had a busy day.
Lead Marmoset: What, this?
[referring to all the stuff they’ve stolen from tourists]
Lead Marmoset: This is just some stuff we…found! Right boys?
[the crowd of monkey all agree]
Nigel: I’m not interested in your nicked knick knacks. You’re burgled baubles bore me.
Nigel: There are two blue macaw’s out there, and I need your multitude of eyes to help me find them.
Lead Marmoset: Oh, yeah! What’s in it for us?
Nigel: Well, that’s a fair question.
[he suddenly takes the lead Marmoset and flies him high into the sky]
Nigel: Let’s discuss it.
[Nigel let’s him go making him fall through the sky]
Nigel: I certainly see you point.
[to the lead marmoset as he’s falling down]
Nigel: But what could I possibly do for you in return? Mmm?
Lead Marmoset: Save me! Save me!
Nigel: Oh! Well, that’s a thought. Yeah. But is it enough? I don’t want to feel like I’m cheating you.
Lead Marmoset: Help me! Help me! Help me! We’ll do it! We’ll do it! Save me! Please! Save meeeee!
[just before he hits the ground he stops as Nigel catches him]
Nigel: All right, you’ve twisted my wing. Deal. Now then, anymore questions?
[the group of monkeys remain silent]
Nigel: No? Good. You will spread out and you will find these macaw’s by the end of the day, or it’s flying lessons for everyone! Go!
[the group of monkeys all scream with fright and run to do his bidding]
Nigel: Go do your monkey business.
[as he looks down the edge of a cliff]
Blu: I’ve changed my mind! Yeah. Uh…maybe we could find a…a bus schedule or something?
Rafael: Come on! You’re not gonna back out now! Not in front of the lady.
Blu: Uh…huh! Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure!
Rafael: All right! That’s the spirit!
Jewel: You’re sure you’re up for this?
Blu: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it’s not like we’re just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something? Right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Rafael: No. Don’t worry, Blu. It’s in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
[just then a human tourist hand gliding off the cliff shouts out for help]
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah. Fun!
Rafael: Okay, I need you two to get closer.
[Blu and Jewel move an inch closer together]
[they move another inch closer]
[they move closer, standing side by side]
Rafael: Nice! Now put your wings around each other.
Rafael: Come on, amigo! It’s not like she’s gonna bite! Will you?
Jewel: We’ll see.
[to Blu and Jewel who are standing close side by side]
Rafael: Now, you flap your right wing. You flap your left wing. And together, you fly!
Blu: Uh…but this doesn’t seem aerodynamically possible!
Rafael: Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya! You think too much! Fly! It’s not what you think up here.
[he points to Blu’s head]
Rafael: It’s what you feel in here.
[he points to Blu’s heart]
Rafael: And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it’s like Samba! You fly!
[as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu]
Rafael: See, it’s easy!
Blu: Easy? Easy for you to say. Cause from…from here it looks really, really hard!
Jewel: Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.
Blu: Okay. You’re right.
Jewel: Yes, I am.
Blu: This is for Linda.
Blu: Keep it simple.
Jewel: Easy breezy.
Blu: Thrust, lift, drag.
Jewel: Oh, come on! Let’s go!
[she drags him along]
[as Blu and Jewel have landed on top of a hand gliders wings and are flying]
Rafael: All right, Blu! You’re flying! Sort of! Not really! But, do you feel it?
Blu: Yes! I do feel it.
[after Blu and Jewel have crash landed to the ground from Blu’s failed attempt at flying]
Rafael: You did not feel it in here.
[pointing to his heart]
Jewel: [sarcastically] You think?
Blu: I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed! Is that too much to ask?
Jewel: For a bird who can’t fly? Oh, yeah!
Jewel: I’m gonna chew through my own leg if this doesn’t come off soon!
Rafael: Relax. If I know Luiz, we’re right where we wanna be.
Nico: Hey, Ralfie! If it isn’t the king of carnival!
Rafael: Nico! Pedro! What up family?
Pedro: Where you been hidin’ yourself, bird?
Nico: Man, I thought you were dead!
Pedro: Hold up! Rewind!
[going towards Blu]
Pedro: Ain’t that the bird from the cage?
Nico: I think our love lessons went down smooth.
Pedro: You work fast!
Nico: Baby got big!
Pedro: You was locked up and now you’re rollin’ up with a hot wing! Wooh! I wanna be like you!
Blu: Oh! No! No! It’s not what you think. We’re just uh…chained together.
Nico: Hey, I’m not judging you.
[as they enter an club full of birds dancing and thumping with music]
Blu: This is the coolest place I’ve ever seen! Despite all the obvious health code violations.
Rafael: I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense.
Lead Marmoset: You two are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams!
[she spits at him]
[he tries to spit like Jewel but instead just drools on himself]
Blu: That was meant for you!
[as he hits one of the monkey’s with his bottle top hat]
Nico: Take that! You funky monkey!
[as they’ve gotten away from the monkeys]
Blu: Man, we threw down!
Jewel: Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael: You guys were like fire and ice!
Nico: Thunder and lightnin’!
Pedro: Hip ‘n’ hop!
Blu: Cheese and sprinkles!
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
Blu: It’s a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
Rafael: You see? Nothing you say makes any sense!
[grabs hold of a tiny green bird]
Nigel: Stop your chirping and talk to me!
Green Bird: No! No! No! I don’t know anything! Help!
Nigel: Mmm…when I bite down on your head, will it go pop? Or will it go crack?
[he squeezes hard on the little green birds head]
Nigel: Where are the cerulean birds? That means blue, by the way.
Green Bird: Went to Luiz.
Nigel: Anything else?
Green Bird: They said you were very nice.
Nigel: Mmm…did they?
Green Bird: And…handsome too.
[Nigel throws the little green bird and it hits the Lead Marmoset in the head]
Nigel: Never send a monkey to do a bird’s job!
[as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel]
Rafael: There he goes! That’s my boy!
[Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]
Blu: Ooh! Is it hot? I…I think I’m…I’m sweating! I didn’t even think that was biologically possible. I get…look?
[he hold up his wing]
Jewel: Oh! Wow!
[as they watch Blu make a fool of himself]
Nico: Yeah! That’s you’re boy, all right.
Rafael: Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let’s give him some. Set the mood.
All right, look. I’m on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out!
[he starts dancing and rapping]
Pedro: Geta-geta-geta-geta-geta-get a girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get a girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you row! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
Rafael: Woh! Woh! Woh! What kind of mood is that?
Nico: Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin’ on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead.
Rafael: Pssst! Blu, down here. Just tell her, you have beautiful eyes.
Blu: That’s good. Great idea!
[he turns to Jewel]
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel: Aah…yeah. Okay. Sure. They’re…they’re nice.
[Rafael flying low, whispers to Blu]
Rafael: No! Her eyes! Her eyes!
Blu: Oh! Right! Yeah!
[he turns to Jewel]
Blu: Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours…I…I bet you can see right through them.
[whispering to Blu]
Rafael: Blu, just tell her how you feel.
[Blu turns to Jewel]
Blu: I’ve been wanting to tell you, that I…that I…
[he suddenly chokes on a floating flower petal]
Jewel: Oh, how sweet. You’re getting choked up.
[she turns to look at Blu and realizes he’s literally choking]
Jewel: Oh! Oh! You’re choking! Uh…okay! All right!
[she starts giving him the Heimlich Maneuver]
[they watch in dismay as Jewel gives Blu the Heimlich Maneuver]
Rafael: Yep. That’s my boy.
Jewel: Guess this is it.
Blu: Yeah. Quite an adventure.
Jewel: End of the line.
Blu: Ah, yes!
Jewel: Guess things like this don’t happen in tiny sota.
Blu: Tiny sota? Oh! Wait, Minnesota?
Blu: That’s very good.
Blu: That’s very funny actually.
Jewel: Luiz, is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dog?
Jewel: I do when they’re drooling on me.
Luiz: It’s a medical condition.
Rafael: No! No! Hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz: She’s mean, bro.
Rafael: Luiz, come on! Please! Please! We need your help.
[Rafael holds up the chain holding Blu and Jewel together]
Luiz: Mmm. I think I know what to do.
[as he swipes Luiz’s drool off his foot]
Blu: Oh! Gross! Haa! But I’m free!
[realizing he’s freed from his chain]
Blu: Jewel? Jewel! We’re free! Slimy! But free! Contaminated, probably. But free! You believe it’s finally…
[Jewel suddenly flies past him, laughing with joy]
[as Blu sadly watches Jewel, Nico, Pedro and Rafael fly around in the sky with joy]
Luiz: Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin’ ’em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab ’em in your mouth and bite their heads off. Huh?
[Blu remains silent]
Luiz: Hey, I’m just kiddin’, bro! Yeah! Chasin’ ’em is plenty.
[as she’s happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Jewel: Hey, where you going?
[Blu ignores her and keeps on walking]
Jewel: Blu? Blu, what’s wrong?
Blu: Nothing. Everything’s perfect. You’ll be off to the rain forest. I’ll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
[Nico and Pedro fly down towards them]
Nico: Hey, birds! Stop yappin’ and start flappin’! Let’s go!
Jewel: I…I…I guess I thought maybe…
Blu: What? That you…you’d come to Minnesota?
[Jewel just looks at him]
Blu: Great! I guess I…I’ll knit you a scarf.
Jewel: No, that’s not what I meant.
Blu: Look Jewel, I can’t spend my life walking around following you wherever you’re going.
Jewel: Hey, it’s not my fault you can’t fly.
[to Nico as they watch Blu an Jewel]
[as he notices Blu and Jewel starting to argue]
Rafael: Okay! Okay! You know what? This is good. Just clear the air. Just be completely honest with each other.
Blu: You want honesty? Fine. Fine, I can be honest. I don’t belong here. In fact, I never wanted to come here in the first place. And…and…and you know what? I hate Samba!
[Rafael, Nico and Pedro gasp with shock and Nico bursts into tears]
Pedro: Hey! That’s a little too far!
Nico: Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu: Yeah! I said it! Every song sounds exactly the same.
[he mimics the samba music and dances]
Blu: Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Urrgh! I’m tico-taco out of here.
Jewel: Fine! See you around, pet!
[Jewel flies away and Blu walks away]
Rafael: No! No! No! Wait! Wait! Wait! Come back! You belong together! You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure they both die in the end, but you get my point!
[Nico and Pedro towards Rafael]
Rafael: Ah, young love! Always so melodramatic. All right, boys. Go after her.
[Nigel catches Jewel as she’s flying]
Nigel: Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel: Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out!
[she punches him in the face, Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Nigel: Temper. Temper. Now come along, my dear. We’re going to a parade. And everybody loves a parade!
[as they watch Nigel take Jewel by force]
Pedro: Hey! Get back here! Ain’t nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain’t havin’ it! It’s on!
[he starts punching the air]
Nico: What are you on? Did you see the talons on that guy?
Pedro: Talons? Maybe, it’s on next time.
[they turn and fly away ]
Nico: Blu! Help!
Blu: Rafael, quit following me. You’re going in the wrong direction. Isn’t carnival that way?
Rafael: I’m not going to carnival. No, I’m going home.
Blu: But I thought you loved carnival.
Rafael: I do. But I love my family much more. And that’s a choice I made with this.
[points to Blu’s heart]
Rafael: Not with this.
[points to Blu’s head]
[as they arrive at the carnival to find Jewel]
Luiz: Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Blu: Luiz, please! Rescue first. Freak later.
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Rafael: Blu! Blu! We found her!
Pedro: She’s on some, like weird chicken float.
Rafael: Come on!
Blu: Let’s go get Jewel.
Blu: Hey, Jewel?
Blu: I’m gonna get you out of here.
Jewel: No! No! You can’t be here! You have to go! Nigel is…
[suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws Blu in a cage]
Nigel: Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Blu: Oh, come on! You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Pedro: Woohoo! You know there guys!
[Blu sees that Nigel has placed Nico, Pedro and Rafael in a cage nearby]
Pedro: We’re saved! That’s right! That’s right! That’s right!
Nigel: Uh…I think he means us.
Nigel: Ah, love! It’s such a powerful and stupid thing.
[he’s on top of a carnival float]
Luiz: I don’t know how I got up here, but I ain’t never comin’ down! Ahah! Woohoo!
[after Blu has released all the other caged birds, Nigel attacks Blu]
Jewel: Let him go!
[Nigel hits Jewel away she falls against the wall of the plane and a cage lands on her wing]
Jewel: My wing!
Nigel: Oh! Pity! Now we have two useless, flightless birds.
[Blu grabs hold of the hose on the fire extinguisher and attaches it to Nigel’s leg]
Blu: Not cool, man! Not cool!
[Blu releases the pressure on the fire extinguisher and Nigel bursts out of the plane]
[Blu throws himself out of the plane and grabs hold of Jewel in the air]
Jewel: Blu! You’re crazy! What are you doing?
Blu: I’m not gonna let you go! We’re chained to each other birds, remember?
[Jewel kisses Blu]
Jewel: Blu, you’re flying!
Blu: Yeah! Woohoo! I’m flying! I’m really flying! You’re right! I’m not an ostrich! I’m not an ostrich!
[last lines; Linda watches as Blu flies away behind Jewel towards the jungle]
Linda: That’s my big, brave boy.
Total Quotes: 90
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