Starring: Will Arnett, Ludacris, Natasha Lyonne, Jordin Sparks, Gabriel Iglesias, Shaquille O’Neal, Omar Chaparro, Stanley Tucci
Story: Comedy directed by Raja Gosnell in which the story is set in a world where humans and sentient dogs co-exist. We follow Max (Ludacris), a macho but lonely Rottweiler police dog who is ordered to go undercover as a primped show dog in a prestigious Dog Show, along with his human partner, Frank (Will Arnett), to avert a disaster from happening.
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Max: I’m Max, I’m an undercover cop working a kidnapping case. A baby panda was stolen and they’re using a dog show as a front for animal smuggling.
Max: I’m good at taking a bite out of crime.
Frank: Why are there dogs in this meeting?
Max: That’s what partners are for.
Frank: What is happening in this town?!
Max: Let’s take these smugglers down.
[to Max; fighting over which radio station to listen to]
Frank: Stop it! What kind of dog likes hip-hop?!
[referring to the dog show]
Max: Are we in the right place, I could have swore we were backstage at a the Cirque du Soleil?
Daisy: Wait, you’re a cop?
Max: I’m working undercover.
Frank: What if you actually won the whole show?
Phillipe: [laughing] Nope.
Max: Hey, you do remember I bite, right?
Max: Alright, coach, what’s our first move?
Phillipe: I shall turn you into the show dog.
Phillipe: The glamor, the fashion, the toilet water.
[as Frank is washing Max in the sink]
Max: Three, two…
[Max farts in the water]
Frank: You waited for me to get back into that, didn’t you?
Max: I’m deputizing both of you.
Sprinkles: Yes, sir.
Phillipe: I accept, but I get to be the bad cop.
Daisy: [to Max] You are different from other show dogs.
Phillipe: A team of crime fighters.
Sprinkles: With license to bite!
Dante: Sachet away.
Sprinkles: Is it hot in here, or is it you.
[Phillipe is lying in bed with cucumbers on his eyes]
Phillipe: Now this is what being a movie star is all about.
Max: Phillipe, what are you doing?
[we see Phillipe lying in bed with cucumbers on his eyes]
Phillipe: This is police work.
Frank: What’s that?
Mattie: Bikini wax.
[to Max as he prepares to wax Max’s backside]
Frank: It’s payback time.
Max: Wait, what?
[Frank takes the wax strip off and Max yells in pain]
Phillipe: The pain passes, but the beauty shall remain.
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