Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Michael Sheen, Asa Butterfield, Finn Cole, Hermione Corfield, Jo Hartley, Louis Strong, Jamie Blackley, Jassa Ahluwalia
Horror comedy directed and co-written by Crispian Mills in which the story is set within the walls of a British boarding school, aptly named Slaughterhouse School. Everything changes for the students and staff of Slaughterhouse, when a fracking company uncovers a sinkhole in the forest surrounding the school unleashing unspeakable horror. With monsters spewing out of the hole, the pupils and teachers of Slaughterhouse must band together to fight for their survival.
The Bat: Did you get my note about the no-go areas?
Meredith Houseman: Um…
The Bat: I cannot have pupils wandering about in the middle of the night. These things always end up in a bloody mess.
The Bat: Delicious!
The Bat: Welcome all to Slaughterhouse.
Babs Wallace: [to Don] Stop worrying. What are they going to do, eat you alive?
Willoughby Blake: This is the school pecking order. At the top, we have The Bat, in the middle, Clemsie Lawrence, and then down at the bottom, Wood.
Don Wallace: Who’s Wootton?
Willoughby Blake: That’s Wootton.
[we see a young boy, gagged and bound to a toilet sink]
Clegg: [to Don] Watch where you’re looking.
[to the students]
Meredith Houseman: I’m afraid Mr. Pragely will be unable to teach today or ever again. He died her, alone. Anyway…
Kay: There’s something in the woods.
Meredith Houseman: What the devil?
[to the students]
Woody: That hole is a gateway, and it leads straight down to hell. Now, who wants to buy some drugs?
Don Wallace: They just ate half of upper sixth!
Wootton: Now we can blow shit up!
Meredith Houseman: Language, Wootton!
The Bat: Children, save yourselves!
The Bat: To the Skoda!
[in the car]
Don Wallace: Hurry!
The Bat: Alright, I’m going as fast as I can!
Students: Come on! Come on!
The Bat: You’re making me nervous!
[one of escaped monsters roars and everyone in the car yells in terror]
The Bat: Seatbelts, everyone.
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