Starring: James Marsden, Ben Schwartz, Jim Carrey, Tika Sumpter, Adam Pally, Neal McDonough


Live-action animated adventure directed by Jeff Fowler, based on the video game franchise of the same name published by Sega. The story follows small-town sheriff Tom Wachowski (James Marsden), who teams up with Sonic (Ben Schwartz), an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog who can run at incredible speeds, in his battle against Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey).



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We’ll add the best quotes once we’ve had a chance to watch the movie, but for now here’s a small selection.




Sonic: [voice over] I’m Sonic. A little ball of super energy, in an extremely handsome package. On my planet, people were always after my powers. So I came to yours. It gets a little lonely, but that’s okay. I am living my best life on earth.


Sonic: [voice over] And in order to save my planet, I have to come to yours.


[as he lands on earth]
Sonic: Where am I? What year is it? Is The Rock president?


Sonic: [voice over] This is my power, and I’m using it to protect my friends.


Sonic: I got to go fast.


Commander Walters: Twenty minutes ago, an energy surge knocked out power across the entire Pacific Northwest. This needs someone who can figure exactly what we’re dealing with.
Military Personnel: You’re not suggesting who I think you’re suggesting?
Commander Walters: We have no choice.


Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Are you in charge here?
Major Bennington: Yes, I am.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: No!
Major Bennington: My…
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Wrong!
Major Bennington: Name…
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I’m in charge! Allow me to clarify. In a sequentially ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.
Agent Stone: The doctor thinks you’re basic.
Major Bennington: Listen, pal, I don’t know if you realize…
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I’m sorry, major, what was your name?
Major Bennington: Bennin…
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Nobody cares!


[after Tom catches Sonic hiding inside his garage]
Sonic: Uh, meow?
Tom Wachowski: Ahh!!!
Sonic: Ahh!!
[Tom shoots at Sonic with a tranq gun]
Sonic: Ah, come on…
[Sonic passes out]


Tom Wachowski: [to Sonic] Why are you hiding out in my garage?


Tom Wachowski: Okay, pal, I want answers.
Sonic: Basically, it looks like I’m going to have to take your planet.


Sonic: They’re coming for me! If they steal my power, it could conquer the universe. You have to help me!
Tom Wachowski: No, I don’t.
Sonic: Please. It’s life or death. The entire military is after me!


Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Good morning, my rural chum.
Tom Wachowski: Mr…?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Dr. Ivo Robotnik.


Dr. Ivo Robotnik: [to Tom] I’m going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is.
[comes out of his hiding place]
Sonic: Wait! Don’t hurt him!
[Robotnik screams in terror and Tom punches him]


Sonic: Is that all you got?!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: No, but thank you for asking.


[as they go on the run]
Sonic: Road trip! Whoop-whoop!
Tom Wachowski: This can’t be happening to me.
Sonic: Oh, my God. Stop the car right now!
Tom Wachowski: What? What?!
[reads from the billboard they are passing]
Sonic: “The World’s Largest Rubberband Ball!” We got to see it!
Tom Wachowski: No, this is not some fun family road trip.
[Tom look at the passenger seat, Sonic has already left and comes back with some rubber balls]
Sonic: Ah, you’re right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool though.


[screams as his assistant shows up behind him whilst he was dancing]
Agent Stone: I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Of course I want a latte. I love the way you make them!


[to Stone; referring to Sonic]
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Whatever this creature is, our job is to secure it, neutralize it, see what makes it tick.


[referring to Sonic]
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Whatever this creature is, I’m going to uncover the source of its power.


Sonic: Look at this. I took nine million steps today.


Tom Wachowski: How are you not dead?
Sonic: I have no idea!


[Sonic is hiding in his bag]
Tom Wachowski: Stay in there and be quiet.
[as Tom is waiting for the elevator]
Sonic: How much longer? I can’t breathe in here.
Business Woman: Do you have your child in that bag?
Tom Wachowski: No. I mean, yes, it’s a child, but it’s not mine.
Business Man: It’s not your child?
[everyone waiting for the elevator takes a step back from Tom]
Sonic: Smells like body spray and an old ham sandwich.


Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Why would you throw your life away for this silly little alien?
Tom Wachowski: He’s my friend.


Sonic: So, you’re supposed to be Tom’s best friend that he won’t shut up about.
[we see he’s looking at Tom’s dog]
Sonic: Well, I don’t see the appeal.
[the dog starts licking Sonic’s face]
Sonic: That is very gross.


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