Starring: Tom Holland, Samuel L. Jackson, Jon Favreau, Zendaya, Marisa Tomei, Jake Gyllenhaal, Cobie Smulders, Michael Keaton


MCU’s superhero action adventure sequel directed by Jon Watts. Set after the events of Avengers: Endgame, the story follows Peter Parker (Tom Holland) and his friends as they go on summer vacation to Europe. While abroad, he is recruited by Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) to team up with Quentin Beck (Jake Gyllenhaal), who appeared out of a tear in the Multiverse caused by Thanos’ snap, in order to battle the Elementals.



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Happy Hogan: Hey, sorry I’m late.
Peter Parker: Happy.
Happy Hogan: [to May] You look nice.
May Parker: Thank you, you too.
Happy Hogan: Thank you. New dress?
May Parker: Yes, it is. How did you know?
[Peter looks at them with confusion]
Peter Parker: What just happened?


Peter Parker: Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss him too. I don’t think Tony would’ve done what he did, if he didn’t know that you were going to be here after he was gone.


Michelle Jones: What up, dorks?
Peter Parker: What’s up? We’re just talking about the trip.


Mr. Delmar: Planning a trip?
Peter Parker: Mm-hmm. I’m going to Europe. It’s a school trip.


Peter Parker: Peter Parker to pick up a passport please.


May Parker: Did you get your passport? Mini toothpaste?
Peter Parker: Mm-hmm.
May Parker: Pack your suit?
Peter Parker: I just want to go on my trip with my friends. Europe doesn’t really need a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.


Police Officer #1: You going to be the next Iron Man now?
Peter Parker: Well, no, I don’t have time. I’m too busy doing your job.
Police Officer #2: Woh!
Police Officer #1: What?
Peter Parker: I’m kidding. I’m kidding. Look, keep up the good work, because I am going on vacation.


Happy Hogan: Heads up. Nick Fury’s calling you.
[Peter sees his phone is ringing]
Peter Parker: I don’t really want to talk to Nick Fury.
Happy Hogan: Answer the phone.
Peter Parker: Why?
Happy Hogan: Because if you don’t talk to him, then I have to talk to him, and I don’t want to talk to him.
[Peter holds up his phone and declines Fury’s call]
Happy Hogan: You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
Peter Parker: I got to go.
[as Peter leaves]
Happy Hogan: You do not ghost Nick Fury!


[looking inside Peter’s suitcase, picks up a banana]
Italian Custom Officer: These no.
Peter Parker: No banana. Great.


Peter Parker: You look really pretty.
Michelle Jones: And therefore I have value?
Peter Parker: No, no, no. That’s not what I meant.
Michelle Jones: I’m messing with you.
[Peter laughs nervously]
Michelle Jones: You look pretty too.


Peter Parker: I just want to spend some time with MJ. I think she really likes me, dude.
Ned: It kind of reminds of me when I first fell in love…
[Ned is shot in the neck with a tranq dart by Fury and collapses]
Nick Fury: You’re a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.


Peter Parker: I just want to spend some time with MJ. I think she really likes me, dude.
Ned: It really reminds of me when I first fell in love. I had just finished my phone call…
[just then he gets shot in the neck with a tranq dart and collapses; Fury is sitting holding the tranq gun]
Nick Fury: So nice to finally meet you, Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: You’re Nick Fury.
Nick Fury: Put some clothes on, let’s go for a ride.
Peter Parker: Is he going to be okay like that?
[we see Ned snoring]
Nick Fury: You might want to turn him over so he doesn’t swallow his tongue.


Peter Parker: I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
Ned: Awesome!


Nick Fury: You got gifts, Parker, but we have a job to do. Are you going to step up or not?


Nick Fury: This is Mr. Beck.
Quentin Beck: We could use someone like you in our world.
Peter Parker: Your world?
Nick Fury: Beck is from Earth, just not ours. The snap tore a hole in our dimension.


Peter Parker: You’re saying there’s a multiverse?
Nick Fury: We have a job to do, and you’re coming with us.


Peter Parker: There’s got to be someone else you can use. What about Thor?
Nick Fury: Off world.
Peter Parker: Captain Marvel?
Maria Hill: Unavailable.
Peter Parker: But I’m just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Nick Fury: Bitch, please. You’ve been to space.


[watching Mysterio on the news report]
Betty: Who is that guy?
Student: He’s like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.
Flash Thompson: He’s no Spider-Man.
Michelle Jones: What is it with you and Spider-Man?
Flash Thompson: What, he looks out for the neighborhood, he has a dope suit, and I really respect him.
[to Peter]
Flash Thompson: What’s up, dickwad?
[Peter gives him the thumbs up]


Happy Hogan: [to Peter] You’re all alone, and your friends are in trouble. What are you going to do about it?


Peter Parker: MJ, I…
Michelle Jones: …am Spider-Man?
Peter Parker: No. Of course not!
Michelle Jones: I mean it’s kind of obvious.


Quentin Beck: [to Peter] You don’t want any part of this.


Quentin Beck: What do you want, Peter?
Peter Parker: I want to go back on my trip, with the girl I really like and tell her how I feel.


Quentin Beck: [to Peter] You’re right, you may not be ready, but this is my responsibility.


Quentin Beck: [to Peter] Saving the world requires sacrifice. Sometimes people die.


Peter Parker: I just always feel like I’m putting my friends in danger. The world needs the next Iron Man.


Happy Hogan: I got to get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!
Michelle Jones: Who are you?
Happy Hogan: I work with Spider-Man!
Flash Thompson: You work for Spider-Man?
Happy Hogan: I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man!
[the jest suddenly explodes]
Happy Hogan: New plan!


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