Starring: Tom Holland, Samuel L. Jackson, Jon Favreau, Zendaya, Marisa Tomei, Jake Gyllenhaal, Cobie Smulders, Michael Keaton
MCU’s superhero action adventure sequel directed by Jon Watts. The story follows Peter Parker (Tom Holland) and his friends as they go on summer vacation to Europe. While abroad, he finds himself trying to save his friends against a villain known as Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal).
Happy Hogan: Hey, sorry I’m late.
Peter Parker: Happy.
Happy Hogan: [to May] You look nice.
May Parker: Thank you, you too.
Happy Hogan: Thank you. New dress?
May Parker: Yes, it is. How did you know?
[Peter looks at them with confusion]
Peter Parker: What just happened?
Mr. Delmar: Planning a trip?
Peter Parker: Mm-hmm. I’m going to Europe. It’s a school trip.
Peter Parker: Peter Parker to pick up a passport please.
May Parker: Did you get your passport? Mini toothpaste?
Peter Parker: Mm-hmm.
May Parker: Pack your suit?
Peter Parker: I just want to go on my trip with my friends. Europe doesn’t really need a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
[looking inside Peter’s suitcase, picks up a banana]
Italian Custom Officer: These no.
Peter Parker: No banana. Great.
Peter Parker: You look really pretty.
Michelle Jones: And therefore I have value?
Peter Parker: No, no, no. That’s not what I meant.
Michelle Jones: I’m messing with you.
[Peter laughs nervously]
Michelle Jones: You look pretty too.
Peter Parker: I just want to spend some time with MJ. I think she really likes me, dude.
Ned: It really reminds of me when I first fell in love. I had just finished my phone call…
[just then he gets shot in the neck with a tranq dart and collapses; Fury is sitting holding the tranq gun]
Nick Fury: So nice to finally meet you, Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: You’re Nick Fury.
Nick Fury: Put some clothes on, let’s go for a ride.
Peter Parker: Is he going to be okay like that?
[we see Ned snoring]
Nick Fury: You might want to turn him over so he doesn’t swallow his tongue.
Peter Parker: I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
Nick Fury: You got gifts, Parker, but we have a job to do. Are you going to step up or not?
[watching Mysterio on the news report]
Betty: Who is that guy?
Student: He’s like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.
Flash Thompson: He’s no Spider-Man.
Michelle Jones: What is it with you and Spider-Man?
Flash Thompson: What, he looks out for the neighborhood, he has a dope suit, and I really respect him.
Flash Thompson: What’s up, dickwad?
[Peter gives him the thumbs up]
Happy Hogan: [to Peter] You’re all alone, and your friends are in trouble. What are you going to do about it?
Quentin Beck: [to Peter] You don’t want any part of this.
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