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Starring: Jim Parsons, Ben Aldridge, Sally Field, Bill Irwin
Story:
Bio-comedy drama directed by Michael Showalter. Spoiler Alert (2022) centers on writer Michael Ausiello (Jim Parsons), who embarks on a roller-coaster ride of emotions when he enters into a relationship with photographer Kit Cowan, that then takes a tragic turn when Cowan is diagnosed with terminal cancer.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Michael Ausiello: My name is Michael. And that’s Kit.
Michael Ausiello: I’ve always imagined that my life was like a typical romantic comedy.
Michael Ausiello: Middle child, two brothers. We’re actually very close, but they live in different states.
Kit Cowan: Only child.
Michael Ausiello: Childhood obsessions. Christmas.
Kit Cowan: Magic.
Kit Cowan: You’re a great dancer.
Michael Ausiello: You’re a terrible liar.
Michael Ausiello: You’re so confident, and you just stripped off your clothes like you’re a stripper at a bachelorette party. And I basically shower with clothes on.
Michael Ausiello: I’ll just shut up now.
Kit Cowan: [to Michael] Shall we go to your place tonight?
Michael Ausiello: Here’s my door. Before we go in. I want to remind you that your friends said that they really like me.
Kit Cowan: Oh, Jesus. Just open the door.
Michael Ausiello: Okay. I mean, I’m just a person like everyone.
Kit Cowan: Come on. Let me see your apartment. Come on.
Michael Ausiello: Okay.
Michael Ausiello: [as they enter his apartment] So this is where I live. My apartment. Home sweet home.
Kit Cowan: As he sees Michael’s apartment full of Smurfs memorabilia] Okay.
Michael Ausiello: Oh, you don’t want to…
Kit Cowan: [referring to the Smurfs collection in Michael’s bedroom] Oh, my God. They’re in here too.
Michael Ausiello: Go in the bedroom. Oh, Papa.
Michael Ausiello: [to Kit] I think you’re very cool, and I’m worried that you’re going to break my heart.
Kit Cowan: Mom, Dad, this is my friend, Mike.
Marilyn: A friend?
Kit Cowan: Yes, Mom. Just a friend.
Marilyn: What is going on here? Who is this guy?
Kit Cowan: He’s my boyfriend!
Marilyn: Your boyfriend?
Kit’s Father: I think it’s great, Kit. We may not look like it, but we are actually kind of hip.
Kit Cowan: Oh, my God.
Kit’s Father: We were going to go to Woodstock, you know?
Kit Cowan: Smile.
Michael Ausiello: I am.
Michael Ausiello: Let’s just take a moment to appreciate this beauty.
Kit Cowan: Tada! Your very own closet space.
Michael Ausiello: [referring to his name plate] Did you make that?
Kit Cowan: I did. You can put your sleep shorts here. And you can hang your pants on a hanger, put them here. And your wallet and your keys in the sundries box.
Michael Ausiello: That’s where the sundries go.
Kit Cowan: Merry Christmas. You’re staring at me.
Michael Ausiello: Yes.
Michael Ausiello: I lo…
Kit Cowan: Love you.
Michael Ausiello: What the hell? That was my line.
Kit Cowan: Well, you hesitated. You snooze, you lose.
Michael Ausiello: I did not hesitate.
Kit Cowan: You did.
Michael Ausiello: I was getting the words room to breathe.
Kit Cowan: Well, let the record show I said it first.
Michael Ausiello: Kit, at the very least we said it at the same time.
Kit Cowan: That’s not what the record shows.
Michael Ausiello: Kit, what is going on? Are you alright?
Kit Cowan: Come down off the ledge, Mike. I’m seeing a doctor tomorrow.
Dr. Lucas: [to Kit and Michael] I’m afraid the news isn’t good.
Michael Ausiello: I was always afraid Kit would break my heart, and eventually he did. He broke it open.
Marilyn: You have to run the race in front of you because that’s all there is.
Michael Ausiello: He can’t sit for four hours. You promised a bed.
Nurse: All the beds are occupied.
Michael Ausiello: I don’t care where you have to go and find one. I don’t care if you have to go to Ikea and buy one. I don’t care if you have to go to Jennifer Convertibles. Get my husband a bed!
Nurse: Okay, sir. Okay. We’ll find your husband a bed.
Michael Ausiello: Thank you.
Kit Cowan: Well that was Oscar-worthy.
Michael Ausiello: Worked for Shirley MacLaine.
Michael Ausiello: [to Kit] I’m sorry I never told you how good your a** looks in your khaki pants. I was afraid if you understood how beautiful you are that you’d leave me.
Marilyn: Thank you for inviting us.
Michael Ausiello: It was Kit’s idea. I was vehemently opposed to it.
Michael Ausiello: Looking back, this is less of a rom-com and more of a love story. And like all love stories, it never actually ends.
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