The Avengers Quotes(Page 2)
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[Natasha visits Loki in his cell]
Loki: There’s not many people that can sneak up on me.
Natasha Romanoff: But you figured I’d come.
Loki: After. After whatever tortures Fury can concoct, you would appear as a friend, as a balm. And I would cooperate.
Natasha Romanoff: I wanna know what you’ve done to Agent Barton.
Loki: I’d say I’ve expanded his mind.
Natasha Romanoff: And once you’ve won. Once you’re king of the mountain. What happens to his mind?
Loki: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
Natasha Romanoff: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.
[referring to Natasha’s debt to Barton]
Loki: Tell me.
Natasha Romanoff: Before I worked for SHIELD, I uh…well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skillset. I didn’t care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD’s radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call.
Loki: And what will you do if I vow to spare him?
Natasha Romanoff: Not let you out.
Loki: Ah, no. But I like this. Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?
Natasha Romanoff: Regime’s fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I’m Russian, or I was.
Loki: And what are you now?
Natasha Romanoff: It’s really not that complicated. I’ve got red in my ledger, I’d like to wipe it out.
Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakoff’s daughter? Sao Paulo? The hospital file? Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it’s gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.
Loki: I won’t barter Barton! Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams I’ll split his skull!
[Natasha turns away from Loki]
Loki: This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
[Natasha sounds like she’s weeping]
Natasha Romanoff: You’re a monster.
Loki: Oh, no. You brought the monster.
[suddenly Natasha turns to face Loki again but with no evidence of tears]
Natasha Romanoff: So, Banner? That’s your play?
[Natasha talks into her earpiece]
Natasha Romanoff: Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I’m on my way. Set the door locked.
[Natasha turns to Loki again]
Natasha Romanoff: Thank you, for your cooperation.
[she turns and walks off]
Nick Fury: What are you doing, Mr. Stark?
Tony Stark: Uh…kind of been wondering the same thing about you.
Nick Fury: You’re supposed to be locating the Tesseract.
Bruce Banner: We are, the model’s locked and we’re sweeping for the signature now. When we get a hit, we’ll have the location within half a mile.
Tony Stark: And you’ll get your cube back, no muss, no fuss. What is Phase 2?
[suddenly Steve appears with one of the weapons he’s found on the ship]
Steve Rogers: Phase 2 is SHIELD used the cube to make weapons.
Steve Rogers: Sorry, the computer was moving a little slow for me.
Nick Fury: Rogers, we gathered everything related to the Tesseract. This does not mean that we’re…
Tony Stark: I’m sorry, Nick.
[Stark moves the computer screen towards Fury which shows plans of the weapon]
Tony Stark: What were you lying?
Steve Rogers: I was wrong, Director. The world hasn’t changed a bit.
[Thor and Natasha walk into the lab as Steve, Stark and Banner are accusing Fury of lying to them]
Bruce Banner: Did you know about this?
Natasha Romanoff: You wanna think about removing yourself from this environment, doctor?
Bruce Banner: I was in Calcutta, I was pretty well removed.
Natasha Romanoff: Loki’s manipulating you.
Bruce Banner: And you’ve been doing what exactly?
Natasha Romanoff: You didn’t come here because I bat my eyelashes at you.
Bruce Banner: Yes, and I’m not leaving because suddenly you get a little twitchy.
Bruce Banner: I’d like to know why SHIELD is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.
Nick Fury: Because of him.
[pointing at Thor]
Nick Fury: Last year earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge mass that levelled a small town. We learned that not only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously, out gunned.
Thor: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.
Nick Fury: But you’re not the only people out there, are you? And, you’re not the only threat. The world’s filling up with people who can’t be matched, they can’t be controlled.
Steve Rogers: Like you controlled the cube?
Thor: You’re work with the Tesseract is what drew Loki to it, and his allies. It is the signal to all the realms that the earth is ready for a higher form of war.
Steve Rogers: A higher form?
Nick Fury: You forced our hand. We had to come up with something.
Tony Stark: A nuclear deterrent, cause that always calms everything right down.
Nick Fury: Remind me again how you made your fortune, Stark?
Steve Rogers: I’m sure if he still made weapons, Stark would be neck deep…
Tony Stark: Wait! Wait! Hold on! How is this now about me?
Steve Rogers: I’m sorry, isn’t everything?
Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Nick Fury: Excuse me, did we come to your planet and blow stuff up?
[suddenly they all start talking over each other and arguing]
Thor: You speak of control, yet you court chaos.
Bruce Banner: It’s his M.O., isn’t it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We’re a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We’re…we’re a time-bomb.
Nick Fury: You need to step away.
Tony Stark: Why shouldn’t they guy let off a little steam?
Steve Rogers: You know damn well why! Back off!
Tony Stark: Oh, I’m starting to want you to make me.
Steve Rogers: Yeah, big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?
Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Steve Rogers: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I’ve seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
Tony Stark: I think I would just cut the wire.
Steve Rogers: Always a way out. You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
Tony Stark: A hero, like you? You’re a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
[while everyone is arguing in the lab, Barton is sneaking up on the ship with a group of soldiers]
Steve Rogers: Put on the suite, let’s go a few rounds.
[Thor laughs at them]
Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny.
Bruce Banner: Yeah, this is a tee…
Nick Fury: Agent Romanoff, would you escort Dr. Banner back to his…
Bruce Banner: Where? You’re renting my room.
Nick Fury: The cell was just…
Bruce Banner: In case you needed to kill me, but you can’t! I know, I tried. I got low, I didn’t see an end, so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. So I moved on, I focused on helping other people. I was good until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?
[everyone is now looking at Banner with suspicion, Fury unhooks his gun]
Steve Rogers: Dr. Banner, put down the scepter.
[at that same moment the computer shows a signal for locating the Tesseract]
[Banner puts down the scepter. and walks towards the computer monitor]
Bruce Banner: Sorry, kids. You don’t get to see my party trick after all.
Thor: Located the Tesseract?
Tony Stark: I can get there faster.
Steve Rogers: Look, all of us…
Thor: The Tesseract belongs on Asgard, no human is a match for it.
[Stark turns to leave but Steve stops him]
Steve Rogers: You’re not going alone!
Tony Stark: You gonna stop me?
Steve Rogers: Put on the suit, let’s find out.
Tony Stark: I’m not afraid to hit an old man.
Steve Rogers: Put on the suit.
[at that moment Banner who’s looking at the monitor notices something about the Tesseract]
Bruce Banner: Oh, my God!
[Barton shoots an explosive arrow at the ship blowing up one of the engines, everyone is thrown in every direction]
Steve Rogers: Put on the suit!
Tony Stark: Yep!
[Steve helps Stark up and out of the lab]
[after the blast from the bomb, Natasha is trapped under a pile of rubble and next to her is Banner who is struggling with morphing into the Hulk]
Natasha Romanoff: Doctor? Bruce, you gotta fight it. This is just what Loki wants. We’re gonna be okay. Listen to me.
[Banner tries to stop the transformation]
Natasha Romanoff: We’re gonna be okay. Right? I swear on my life I will get you out of this, you will walk away, and never…
[Banner failing to stop his transformation into the Hulk shouts at Natasha]
Bruce Banner: Your life?
[Banner suddenly starts transforming into the Hulk and gives Natasha one last knowing look]
Natasha Romanoff: Bruce.
[Natasha struggles free of the rubble and takes off with the Hulk chasing after her]
[Steve finds one of the damaged engines and calls to Stark]
Steve Rogers: Stark, I’m here!
[Stark flies in his Iron Man suit and gets close to the damage engine]
Tony Stark: Good. See what we got.
[as he looks at the damaged engine]
Tony Stark: I gotta get this super conducting cooling system back online before I can access the rotors and work on dislodging the debris.
[Stark looks over at Steve]
Tony Stark: I need you to get to that engine control panel and tell me which relays are in overload position.
[Steve gets himself to the control panel and opens it up]
Tony Stark: What’s it look like in there?
Steve Rogers: It seems to run on some form of electricity.
Tony Stark: Well, you’re not wrong.
[as Natasha is still running from the Hulk, he corners her and is about to hit her when Thor comes plowing through and grabs the Hulk and they start fighting]
Thor: We’re not your enemies, Banner! Try to think!
[suddenly Hulk punches Thor sending him flying across the ship]
[referring to the damaged engine]
Steve Rogers: The relays are intact. What’s our next move?
Tony Stark: Even if I clear the rotors, this thing won’t re-engage without a jump. I’m gonna have to get in there and push.
Steve Rogers: Well if that thing gets up to speed, you’ll get shredded!
Tony Stark: Then stay in the control unit and reverse polarity long enough to disengage mag…
Steve Rogers: Speak English!
Tony Stark: See that red lever? It’ll slow the rotors down long enough for me to get out. Stand by it, wait for my word.
[Steve jumps towards the red lever]
[as they are fighting with Loki’s soldiers on the ship]
Agent Maria Hill: Sir, the Hulk will tear this place apart!
Nick Fury: Get his attention.
[as the Hulk and Thor are battling it out one of the SHIELD pilots tries to shoot the Hulk from his jet outside the ship, the Hulk leaps out and lands on the jet’s nose, tears it apart and finally plummets to earth]
[after Barton uses the computer to shut down the remaining engine]
Nick Fury: It’s Barton, he took our systems. He’s headed for the detention lab. Does anybody copy?
Natasha Romanoff: This is Agent Romanoff. I copy.
[to Thor as he gets tricked by Loki’s body double power thinking he’s escaping the cell and instead he ends up in the cell]
Loki: Are you ever not going to fall for that?
[to Thor as he tries to use his hammer to break the glass cell]
Loki: The humans think us immortal. Should we test that?
[as Loki is about to open the whole in the middle of the glass cell, Coulson suddenly appears and threatens Loki with a Phase 2 weapon prototype]
Agent Phil Coulson: Move away, please.
[Loki moves away from the switch]
Agent Phil Coulson: You like this? We started working on the prototype after you sent The Destroyer. Even I don’t know what it does. Do you wanna find out?
[just as he’s about to use the weapon suddenly Loki stabs Coulson from behind]
[Loki hits the button and opens the whole in the cell and drops Thor out of the ship trapped in the glass cage, just as the cage is about to hit the ground he uses his hammer to break free through the glass and leap free]
[after dropping Thor to earth, Loki turns to leave but Coulson stops him]
Agent Phil Coulson: You’re gonna lose.
Loki: Am I?
Agent Phil Coulson: It’s in your nature.
Loki: You’re heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky. Where is my disadvantage?
Agent Phil Coulson: Your lack conviction.
Loki: I don’t think I…
[suddenly shoots Loki through the wall with the Phase 2 weapon which blasts out fire]
Agent Phil Coulson: So that’s what it does.
[as Stark is trying to get the engine started up]
Tony Stark: Cap, need a lever.
[Steve, who had been fighting with Loki’s soldiers is now hanging from the edge of the ship hanging on to a wire ]
Steve Rogers: I need a minute here!
Tony Stark: Lever! Now!
[Steve drags himself back on the ship but Loki’s soldiers start shooting at him, Stark then gets dragged out of the engine just as Steve manages to pull the red lever]
[as Loki escapes the ship via a jet, Fury finds Coulson gravely wounded]
Agent Phil Coulson: I’m sorry, boss. They got rabbited.
Nick Fury: Just stay awake. Eyes on me.
Agent Phil Coulson: No, I’m clockin’ out here.
Nick Fury: Not an option.
Agent Phil Coulson: It’s okay, boss. This was never gonna work if they didn’t have something to…
[Coulson dies before he can finish the sentence]
[after Coulson dies, Fury gathers the remaining Avengers in the ship’s meeting room]
Nick Fury: These were in Phil Coulson’s jacket. Guess he never did get you to sign them.
[he throws Coulson’s Captain America trading cards on the table towards Steve]
Nick Fury: We’re dead in the air up here. Our communications, location of the cube, Banner, Thor. I got nothing for you. Lost my one good eye. Maybe I had that coming.
[he pauses for a moment]
Nick Fury: Yes, we were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract. I never put all my chips on that number though, because I was playing something even riskier. There was an idea, Stark knows this, called The Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea, in heroes.
[Stark gets up and walks off]
Nick Fury: Well, it’s an old fashioned notion.
[Banner now in his human form, wakes up naked in a pile of rubble in an abandoned building]
Security Guard: You fell out of the sky.
Bruce Banner: Did I hurt anybody?
Security Guard: There’s nobody around here to get hurt. You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.
Bruce Banner: Lucky.
Security Guard: Or just good aim. You were awake when you fell.
Bruce Banner: You saw?
Security Guard: The whole thing, right through the ceiling. Big and green and buck ass nude. Here…
[he throws Banner a pair of trousers]
Security Guard: I didn’t think those would fit you until you shrunk down to a regular size fella.
Bruce Banner: Thank you.
[Banner put on the trousers]
Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien?
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then, son, you’ve got a condition.
[after Natasha has won her fight with Barton, she’s strapped him down so that he can shake off Loki’s mind control]
Natasha Romanoff: Clint, You’re gonna be alright.
Clint Barton: You know that? Is that what you know? I got…I gotta go in though. I gotta flush him out.
Natasha Romanoff: We don’t have that long, it’s gonna take time.
Clint Barton: I don’t understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and send something else in? Do you know what it’s like to be unmade?
Natasha Romanoff: You know that I do.
Clint Barton: Why am I back? How did you get him out?
Natasha Romanoff: Cognitive recalibration I hit you really hard in the head.
Clint Barton: Thanks.
[Natasha frees his hands from the restraints]
Clint Barton: Tasha, how many agents?
Natasha Romanoff: Don’t. Don’t do that to yourself, Clint. This is Loki. This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for.
Clint Barton: Loki, he got away?
Natasha Romanoff: Yeah. I don’t suppose you know where?
Clint Barton: I didn’t need to know. I didn’t ask. He’s gonna make his play soon though. Today.
Natasha Romanoff: We gotta stop him.
Clint Barton: Yeah? Who’s we?
Natasha Romanoff: I don’t know. Who’s ever left.
Clint Barton: Well, if I put an arrow in Loki’s eye socket, I’d sleep better I suppose.
Natasha Romanoff: Now you sound like you.
Clint Barton: But you don’t. You’re a spy, not a soldier. Now you want to wade into a war. Why? What did Loki do to you?
Natasha Romanoff: He didn’t, I just…
Clint Barton: Natasha.
Natasha Romanoff: I’ve been compromised. I got red in my ledger, I’d like to wipe it out.
[referring to Coulson]
Steve Rogers: Was he married?
Tony Stark: No. He was a uh…cellist, I think.
Steve Rogers: I’m sorry. He seemed like a good man.
Tony Stark: He was an idiot.
Steve Rogers: Why? For believing?
Tony Stark: For taking on Loki alone.
Steve Rogers: He was doing his job.
Tony Stark: He was out of his league. He should have waited. He should have…
Steve Rogers: Sometimes there isn’t a way out, Tony.
Tony Stark: Right. How did that work for him?
Steve Rogers: Is this the first time you’ve lost a soldier?
Tony Stark: We are not soldiers! I’m not marching to Fury’s fife.
Steve Rogers: Neither am I. He’s got the same blood on his hands that Loki does, but right now we gotta put that behind us and get this done. Now Loki needs a power source, if we can put together a list…
Tony Stark: He made it personal.
Steve Rogers: That’s not the point.
Tony Stark: That is the point. That’s Loki’s point. He hit us all right where we live. Why?
Steve Rogers: To tear us apart.
Tony Stark: He had to conquer his greed, but he knows he has to take us out to win, right? That’s what he wants. He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience.
Steve Rogers: Right. I caught his act in Stuttgart.
Tony Stark: Yeah. That’s just previews, this is…this is opening night. And Loki, he’s a full-tail diva. He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered!
[suddenly Stark realizes that Loki wants to use Stark Towers]
Tony Stark: Son of a bitch.
Steve Rogers: Time to go.
Natasha Romanoff: Go where?
Steve Rogers: I’ll tell you on the way. Can you fly one of those jets?
[Barton walks into the room]
Clint Barton: I can.
[Steve looks at Natasha and she nods her head to confirm Barton’s on their side]
Steve Rogers: You got a suit?
Clint Barton: Yeah.
Steve Rogers: Then suit up.
[as Steve, Barton and Natasha walk onto the jet]
Young Shield Pilot: You guys aren’t authorized to be in here.
Steve Rogers: Son, just don’t.
Agent Maria Hill: Sir.
Nick Fury: Agent Hill?
Agent Maria Hill: Those cards, they were in Coulson’s locker, not in his jacket.
Nick Fury: They needed the push.
[he watches as Stark flies off in his Iron Man suit and the jet that Steve, Barton and Natasha have boarded sets off]
Nick Fury: They found it. Get our communications back up, whatever you have to do. I want eyes on everything.
Agent Maria Hill: Yes, sir.
[Stark arrives at Stark Towers where Selvig, still under Loki’s mind control, is created a device powered by the Tesseract]
Tony Stark: Shut it down, Dr. Selvig.
Selvig: It’s too late! It can’t stop now. He wants to show us something! A new universe.
Tony Stark: Okay.
[Stark uses his suit to shoot at the device but the Tesseract shoots up a blue bolt into the sky, opening a doorway to outer space, where the Chitauri’s army awaits]
Jarvis: The barrier is pure energy. It’s unbreachable.
[Stark lands on Stark Towers and unsuits himself walking into his penthouse where Loki is waiting]
Loki: Please tell me you’re going to appeal to my humanity.
Tony Stark: Uh…actually, I’m planning to threaten you.
Loki: You should have left your armor on for that.
Tony Stark: Yeah, it’s seen a bit of mileage. You’ve got the blue stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?
Loki: Stalling me won’t change anything.
Tony Stark: No, no, no! Threatening. No drink? You sure? I’m having one.
Loki: The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. ‘Earth’s Mightiest Heroes’ type of thing.
Loki: Yes, I’ve met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one. But, let’s do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-God; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.
[as Loki turns away, Stark puts on his Iron Man suit homing bracelet]
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they’ll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off.
Tony Stark: You’re missing the point. There’s no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.
Loki: How will your friends have time for me, when they’re so busy fighting you?
[suddenly Loki hits Stark on the chest with his scepter planning to mind-control him, but the scepter doesn’t work on Stark because of his mechanical heart]
Loki: It should work!
Tony Stark: Well, performance issues. You know?
[in anger Loki grabs Stark by the throat and flings him across the room]
Tony Stark: Jarvis, anytime now.
[Loki grabs Stark by the throat again]
Loki: You will all fall before me.
[Loki throws Stark out the window but Stark uses a homing bracelet to call his Iron Man suit, so the suit flies out the window and catches him before he hits the ground, he flies back up to the Tower where Loki is still standing]
Tony Stark: And there’s one other person you pissed off! His name is Phil.
[after the gateway has opened and the Chitauri warriors fly down to earth and start attacking the streets of Manhattan, Thor arrives on Stark Tower]
Thor: Loki, turn off the Tesseract or I’ll destroy it!
Loki: You can’t. There is no stopping it. There is only the war!
Thor: So be it.
[Loki attacks Thor and they start fighting]
[as Stark is battling with the Chitauri warriors, Natasha, Steve and Barton arrive in the jet]
Natasha Romanoff: Stark, we’re heading north east.
Tony Stark: What, did you stop for drive-thru? Swing that park, I’m gonna lay ’em out for you.
[after their jet crashes, Steve, Natasha and Barton end up on the ground, they notice a giant airship that looks like a flying worm coming through the portal along with more warriros]
Steve Rogers: Stark, are you seeing this?
Tony Stark: I’m seeing, still working on believing. Where’s Banner? Has he shown up yet?
Steve Rogers: Banner?
Tony Stark: Just keep me posted.
[referring to the giant worm like ship as he flies past it]
Tony Stark: Jarvis, find me a soft spot.
[referring to the Chitauri destroying Manhattan]
Thor: Look at this! Look around you! You think this madness will end with your rule?
Loki: It’s too late. It’s too late to stop it.
Thor: No. We can, together.
[suddenly Loki stabs Thor]
[referring to the Chitauri warriors that have landed near them]
Steve Rogers: You think you can hold them off?
Clint Barton: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.
[as Barton and Natasha start shooting at the Chitauri, Steve makes his way towards the cops nearby to help them]
[as they are fighting off the Chitauri together]
Natasha Romanoff: Just like Budapest all over again!
Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently.
[as they watch Manhattan getting destroyed by the Chitauri warriors]
Police Sergeant: Does the army know what’s happening here?
Young Cop: Do we?!
[suddenly Steve jumps in front of them]
Steve Rogers: I need men in these buildings. There are people inside that can run into the line of fire. You take them through the basement or through the subway, you keep them off the streets. I need a perimeter as far back as 39th.
Police Sergeant: Why the hell should I take orders from you?
[suddenly two of the Chitauri warriors attack, the cops watch in shock as Steve fights them off with ease, the Sergeant turns to his officer and gives out Steve’s earlier orders]
Police Sergeant: I need men in those buildings, lead the people down and away from the streets.
[as Thor arrives on ground to join Steve, Natasha and Barton]
Thor: The powers surrounding the cube is impenetrable.
[Stark talks to them through his Iron Man suit]
Tony Stark: Thor is right, we gotta deal with these guys.
Natasha Romanoff: How do we do this?
Steve Rogers: As a team.
Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki.
Clint Barton: Yeah, get in line.
Steve Rogers: Save it. Loki’s gonna keep this fight focused on us and that’s what we need. Without him these things could run wild. We got Stark up top, he’s gonna need us…
[just then Banner arrives on a motorbike]
Bruce Banner: So, this all seems horrible.
Natasha Romanoff: I’ve seen worse.
Bruce Banner: Sorry.
Natasha Romanoff: No, we could use a little worse.
Steve Rogers: Stark, we got him, Banner, just like you said.
Tony Stark: Tell him to suit up. I’m bringing the party to you.
[they watch as Stark draws the giant worm ship towards them]
Natasha Romanoff: I don’t see how that’s a party.
Steve Rogers: Dr. Banner, now might be a good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.
[he transforms into the Hulk and smashes the giant worm like ship to bits]
[they watch as hundreds more giant worm like ships comes through portal]
Natasha Romanoff: Guys.
Tony Stark: Call it, Captain.
Steve Rogers: Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, we’re gonna use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or your turn it to ash.
Clint Barton: Wanna give me a lift?
Tony Stark: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.
[Stark lifts Barton up to the building]
Steve Rogers: Thor, you’ve gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You’ve got the lightning, light the bastards up.
Steve Rogers: You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk, smash!
[as they are all busy fighting off the Chitauri army]
Natasha Romanoff: Captain, none of this is gonna mean a damn thing if we don’t close that portal.
Steve Rogers: Our biggest guns couldn’t touch it.
Natasha Romanoff: Well, maybe it’s not about guns.
Steve Rogers: You wanna get up there, you’re gonna need a ride.
Natasha Romanoff: I got a ride. I could use a lift though.
Steve Rogers: Are you sure about this?
Natasha Romanoff: Yeah, it’s gonna be fun.
[Steve gives her boost with his shield and Natasha jumps up and commandeers one of the hover boards to fly to the top of Stark Tower]
[whilst The Avengers are fighting with the Chitauri, Fury is having a conference with the world security council]
World Security Council #2: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid assed decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.
World Security Council #1: Director, you’re closer than any of our subs, you scramble that jet…
Nick Fury: That is the island of Manhattan, Councilman. Until I’m certain my team can’t hold it, I will not order a nuclear strike against a civilian population.
World Security Council #1: If we don’t hold them in the air, we lose everything.
Nick Fury: I’d send that bird out, we already have.
[after Hulk throws Loki through a window into the Stark Tower penthouse]
Loki: Enough! You are all of you beneath me! I am God, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by…
[Hulk grabs Loki by the legs and smashes him against the floor repeatedly and finally throws him aside to the ground]
The Hulk: Puny God.
[as Hulk walks away Loki whimpers in pain]
[after Natasha lands on on the top of Stark Tower, Professor Selvig is hit in the head with a piece of shrapnel, ending Loki’s mind control]
Natasha Romanoff: Doctor.
Selvig: Loki’s scepter, the energy…the Tesseract can’t fight. You can’t protect against yourself.
Natasha Romanoff: It’s not your fault. You didn’t know what you were doing.
Selvig: Well, actually I think I did. I built in a safety to cut the power source.
Natasha Romanoff: Loki’s scepter.
Selvig: It might be able to close the portal. And I’m looking right at it.
[after the world security council has decided to ignore Fury’s advice and sent a nuclear missile towards Manhattan]
Nick Fury: Stark, you hearing me? We have a missile headed straight for the city.
Tony Stark: How long?
Nick Fury: Three minutes, at best.
[as they are battling it out with the Chitauri, Steve is struck down and Thor helps him back to his feet]
Thor: You ready for another bout?
Steve Rogers: What, you gettin’ sleepy?
[on Stark Tower, Natasha has Loki’s scepter and is about to shut the portal when she calls to the others]
Natasha Romanoff: I can close it! Can anybody hear me? I can shut the portal down!
Steve Rogers: Do it!
Tony Stark: No, wait!
Steve Rogers: Stark, these things are still coming!
Tony Stark: I got a nuke coming in, it’s gonna blow in less than a minute.
[as he flies towards the missile]
Tony Stark: And I know just where to put it.
[as Stark grabs the missile and heads towards the portal]
Steve Rogers: Stark, you know that’s a one way trip.
Jarvis: Stark, we’re losing altitude.
Tony Stark: Yeah, I noticed.
[Stark uses the last of the power in his suit and flies straight through the portal and sends the the nuke towards the massive Chitauri mother ship, blowing it up]
[after exploding the Chitauri ship, Stark’s suit dies and he slowly falls backwards and just as Natasha closes the portal Stark falls through the gap and plummets to the earth]
Steve Rogers: Sun of a gun!
Thor: He’s not slowing down.
[just before Stark hits the ground, the Hulk snags him out of the air]
[after Hulk saves Stark, Steve takes off Stark’s helmet, but he appears to be dead, Hulk yells in fury, and the noise startles Stark awake]
Tony Stark: What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me?
Steve Rogers: We won.
Tony Stark: Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it.
Thor: We’re not finished yet.
Tony Stark: And then shawarma after.
[in Stark’s penthouse, Loki turns to finds himself surrounded by The Avengers]
Loki: If it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now.
[Stan Lee’s cameo]
Old Man in TV Report: Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!
[as we see TV news montage about The Avengers]
Senator Boynton: These so called heroes have to be held responsible for the destruction done to the city. This was their fight. Where are they now?
[as Fury meets with the world security council, at the same time we see The Avengers meet up one last time to say goodbye and to give the Tesseract to Thor who takes it and Loki back to Asgard]
World Security Council #3: Where are The Avengers?
Nick Fury: I’m not currently tracking their whereabouts. I’d say they’d earned a leave of absence.
World Security Council #2: And the Tesseract?
Nick Fury: The Tesseract is where it belongs, out of our reach.
World Security Council #1: That’s not your call.
Nick Fury: I didn’t make it. I just didn’t argue with the God that did.
World Security Council #1: So you let him take it and the war criminal, Loki, who should be answering for his crime.
Nick Fury: Oh, I think he will be.
World Security Council #2: I don’t think you understand what you’ve started, letting The Avengers loose on this world. They’re dangerous.
Nick Fury: They surely are, and the whole world knows it. Every world knows it.
World Security Council #1: Was that the point in all this? A statement.
Nick Fury: A promise.
Agent Maria Hill: Sir, how does it work now? They’ve gone their separate ways, some pretty extremely far. We get into a situation like this again, what happens then?
Nick Fury: They’ll come back.
Agent Maria Hill: Are you really sure about that?
Nick Fury: I am.
Agent Maria Hill: Why?
Nick Fury: Because we’ll need them to.
[final shot shows Stark with Pepper Pots looking at plans for rebuilding Stark Tower, the letters for “STARK TOWER” have been blown away, and all that remains is a giant A]
[lines during the credits; the leader of the Chitauri warriors kneels before a mysterious alien]
The Other: The humans are stronger than we thought. To attack them is to court death.
[the mysterious alien simply turns and smiles, and we see it is Thanos]