Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Zac Efron, Jonah Hill, Isla Fisher, Jimmy Buffett, Snoop Dogg, Martin Lawrence, Stefania LaVie Owen


Comedy written and directed by Harmony Korine, which follows a rebellious stoner named Moondog (Matthew McConaughey), who lives life by his own rules.



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Moondog: Give me a Lucky Lotto and a cigar, would you?
Cash Register Guy: Sure.
Moondog: Hey, you don’t sell acid, do you?
Cash Register Guy: No.
Moondog: That’s too bad, man.


Moondog: I write poetry. I like to have fun, man.


Heather: Moondog.
Minnie: He’s from another dimension.


Lingerie: Is that the motherfucking Moondog?


Lingerie: Moondog, you look like shit.
Moondog: I look like I always look.


Heather: What is wrong with you?
Moondog: I’m fine.


Moondog: Life is a fucking rodeo, and I’m going to suck the nectar out of it and fuck it raw until the wheels come off.


Moondog: Before I accept whatever award that they’re giving me today, I’m going to start off with a little bit of poetic wordplay.
[reading his poetry to the crowd]
Moondog: “One day I will swallow up the world, and when I do, I hope you all perish violently.”


Lewis: [to Moondog] You have pissed away your talent on women and boozing.


Moondog: Now you’re talking.


Moondog: [to Lewis] That’s what feeds the juices up here in my nugget, man.


Moondog: I get all these things goings, and I start to hear music.


Moondog: The world’s reverberating back and forth and I hit the frequency, and I start to dance to it, and my fingers get moving. I’m spinning all over the fucking place, and the fucking words come out.


Judge: [to Moondog] It all stops now, the foolishness. And if you mess this up, it’s jail time.


Lawyer: [to Moondog] You got to publish your novel.


Moondog: Wish me luck, I’m off to write the next great American novel. I may have a gangbang when I get back, I will invite your mother.
Jose the Pool Boy: Thank you, Mr. Moondog.


Moondog: I’m trying to uncover my connection with the world.


Flicker: [to Moondog] Just follow me.


Lingerie: Let’s go, man.
[we see the pilot smocking a giant joint]
Moondog: Is he a good pilot?
Lingerie: No, man. He got glaucoma in both his eyes.


Lingerie: I love it when a plan comes together.


Captain Wack: If you want to shoot something, shoot this in here. Not I got to feed my coke addicted parrot.
Moondog: Yeah, yeah. Set him up.


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