Starring: Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tilda Swinton, Selena Gomez, Chloë Sevigny, Steve Buscemi, Austin Butler, RZA, Tom Waits, Danny Glover, Caleb Landry Jones, Rosie Perez, Carol Kane

Story:

Zombie horror comedy written and directed by Jim Jarmusch. In a small peaceful town, zombies suddenly rise to terrorize the town. Three bespectacled police officers (Bill Murray, Adam Driver and Chloë Sevigny), and a strange Scottish morgue expert (Tilda Swinton) must band together to defeat the undead.

 

Quotes: 

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Hank Thompson: [to Robertson] What the hell was it? A wild animal?


 

Cliff Robertson: This is really awful. Maybe the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Mindy Morrison: What was it, wild animals?
Cliff Robertson: So what do you think?
Ronnie Peterson: I’m thinking zombies.
Cliff Robertson: What?
Ronnie Peterson: You know, the undead. Ghouls.


 

[as she’s putting makeup on two dead bodies]
Zelda Winston: You look gorgeous.
[the male dead body open’s his eyes]
Zelda Winston: Oh, my.
[then the female dead body opens her eyes]
Zelda Winston: Are you in this together?


 

[watching the news reporting on dead bodies coming back to life]
Jack: Flesh eating zombies.
Zoe: Don’t joke. It’s really, really creepy.


 

Ronnie Peterson: Is our plan to inform people about the zombie danger before it gets dark?
Cliff Robertson: I guess so.
Ronnie Peterson: Because we passed Farmer Miller’s place a little while ago. Do we need to inform him?
Cliff Robertson: Fuck Farmer Miller.
Ronnie Peterson: Oh, okay.


 

Cliff Robertson: So how the fuck do you kill a zombie?
Ronnie Peterson: You got to kill the head.
Cliff Robertson: Kill the head.
Ronnie Peterson: Decapitate, it’s the only way to go.
Cliff Robertson: Jesus!


 

Ronnie Peterson: Slow down a second?
[as the car slows, Ronnie decapitates a zombie with a machete]
Ronnie Peterson: Excuse me.


 

Cliff Robertson: We got to get prepared.


 

Ronnie Peterson: Oh, that’s bad. Yuk.


 

Ronnie Peterson: [to Robertson] Oh, man. This isn’t going to end well.


 

[referring to the zombies]
Ronnie Peterson: They gravitate towards things they did when they were alive.


 

Coffee Zombie: Coffee.


 

[Mindy screams as a Mallory walks out of their jail cell as a zombie]
Mindy Morrison: She’s alive?
Ronnie Peterson: Holy shit!
Cliff Robertson: Look out, kids.
[he shoots at Mallory but misses hitting her]
Ronnie Peterson: I got this, Cliff.
[he takes his machete and hits Mallory’s neck to decapitate her, but he keeps having to hit her neck as the head is not coming off]


 

Mallory O’Brien: [as a zombie] Chardonnay.
Ronnie Peterson: Did she just say chardonnay?
Cliff Robertson: Yeah, she did.


 

Ronnie Peterson: [to Robertson] I’ve been telling you, this is all going to end badly.


 

Hermit Bob: Welcome to my world, zombies.


 

Zoe: Well, this is unfortunate.


 

Zelda Winston: I’m quite confidant of my ability to defend myself against the undead.
Cliff Robertson: I can see that.


 

Cliff Robertson: Those were some pretty good cuts. You played some minor league ball, didn’t you?
Ronnie Peterson: Well, uh, a little class A. It was a long time ago.

 

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