Starring: Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tilda Swinton, Selena Gomez, Chloë Sevigny, Steve Buscemi, Austin Butler, RZA, Tom Waits, Danny Glover, Caleb Landry Jones, Rosie Perez, Carol Kane
Zombie horror comedy written and directed by Jim Jarmusch. In a small peaceful town, zombies suddenly rise to terrorize the town. Three bespectacled police officers (Bill Murray, Adam Driver and Chloë Sevigny), and a strange Scottish morgue expert (Tilda Swinton) must band together to defeat the undead.
Hank Thompson: [to Robertson] What the hell was it? A wild animal?
Cliff Robertson: This is really awful. Maybe the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Mindy Morrison: What was it, wild animals?
Cliff Robertson: So what do you think?
Ronnie Peterson: I’m thinking zombies.
Cliff Robertson: What?
Ronnie Peterson: You know, the undead. Ghouls.
[as she’s putting makeup on two dead bodies]
Zelda Winston: You look gorgeous.
[the male dead body open’s his eyes]
Zelda Winston: Oh, my.
[then the female dead body opens her eyes]
Zelda Winston: Are you in this together?
[watching the news reporting on dead bodies coming back to life]
Jack: Flesh eating zombies.
Zoe: Don’t joke. It’s really, really creepy.
Ronnie Peterson: Is our plan to inform people about the zombie danger before it gets dark?
Cliff Robertson: I guess so.
Ronnie Peterson: Because we passed Farmer Miller’s place a little while ago. Do we need to inform him?
Cliff Robertson: Fuck Farmer Miller.
Ronnie Peterson: Oh, okay.
Cliff Robertson: So how the fuck do you kill a zombie?
Ronnie Peterson: You got to kill the head.
Cliff Robertson: Kill the head.
Ronnie Peterson: Decapitate, it’s the only way to go.
Cliff Robertson: Jesus!
Ronnie Peterson: Slow down a second?
[as the car slows, Ronnie decapitates a zombie with a machete]
Ronnie Peterson: Excuse me.
Cliff Robertson: We got to get prepared.
Ronnie Peterson: Oh, that’s bad. Yuk.
Ronnie Peterson: [to Robertson] Oh, man. This isn’t going to end well.
[referring to the zombies]
Ronnie Peterson: They gravitate towards things they did when they were alive.
Coffee Zombie: Coffee.
[Mindy screams as a Mallory walks out of their jail cell as a zombie]
Mindy Morrison: She’s alive?
Ronnie Peterson: Holy shit!
Cliff Robertson: Look out, kids.
[he shoots at Mallory but misses hitting her]
Ronnie Peterson: I got this, Cliff.
[he takes his machete and hits Mallory’s neck to decapitate her, but he keeps having to hit her neck as the head is not coming off]
Mallory O’Brien: [as a zombie] Chardonnay.
Ronnie Peterson: Did she just say chardonnay?
Cliff Robertson: Yeah, she did.
Ronnie Peterson: [to Robertson] I’ve been telling you, this is all going to end badly.
Hermit Bob: Welcome to my world, zombies.
Zoe: Well, this is unfortunate.
Zelda Winston: I’m quite confidant of my ability to defend myself against the undead.
Cliff Robertson: I can see that.
Cliff Robertson: Those were some pretty good cuts. You played some minor league ball, didn’t you?
Ronnie Peterson: Well, uh, a little class A. It was a long time ago.
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