Starring: Jack Black, Cate Blanchett, Owen Vaccaro, Kyle MacLachlan, Colleen Camp, Renée Elise Goldsberry, Vanessa Anne Williams, Sunny Suljic


Fantasy horror directed by Eli Roth in which the story follows of 10-year-old Lewis Barnavelt (Owen Vaccaro), who after losing his parents, is sent to Michigan to live with his uncle Jonathan (Jack Black) in a creaky old house with a mysterious tick-tocking heart. But his new town’s sleepy façade jolts to life with a secret world of warlocks and witches when Lewis accidentally awakens the dead.


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Voice: Do you hear the ticking? The ticking.


Jonathan Barnavelt: Lewis, I’m your uncle Jonathan.
Lewis Barnavelt: Are you wearing a robe?
Jonathan Barnavelt: It’s a kimono.


Jonathan Barnavelt: [to Lewis] Here we are, home sweet home.


Mrs. Zimmerman: Hello. You’re Lewis I presume. How was your trip?
Jonathan Barnavelt: This old hag is my neighbor.
Mrs. Zimmerman: I’m relieved to see you didn’t your uncle’s freakishly oversized head.
Jonathan Barnavelt: My God, did that withered purple skeleton just speak?


Jonathan Barnavelt: [to Lewis] You’ll see, things are quite different here.


Mrs. Zimmerman: [to Lewis] The house is a very old place.


Jonathan Barnavelt: Have a look around. You’re perfectly safe.
[just then a monster with tentacle opens a door, Jonathan quickly closes the door]
Lewis Barnavelt: That’s safe?
Jonathan Barnavelt: As long as it’s fed.


Jonathan Barnavelt: Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis?
Lewis Barnavelt: A boy witch.
Jonathan Barnavelt: I think they’re a little more than boy witches.
Lewis Barnavelt: Are you saying that you’re a warlock?


Lewis Barnavelt: Please teach me! Please, please!
Jonathan Barnavelt: Okay. Have it your way.


Jonathan Barnavelt: [to Lewis] I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells, but that last one for Sam, that’s up to you.


[referring to Lewis as they are picking out kids join their basketball team]
Schoolkid #1: I don’t want the creepy little runt.
Schoolkid #2: You think I want him?
[Lewis throws the ball, uses his magic power to make the ball hit the two boys in the face and then go through the basketball hoop]
Lewis Barnavelt: Lucky shot.


Mrs. Zimmerman: So, you told Lewis everything?
Jonathan Barnavelt: Well, not everything.


Jonathan Barnavelt: This house used to be owned by another warlock.
Mrs. Zimmerman: He’s very wicked, very powerful.
Jonathan Barnavelt: He left a hidden clock in the walls. We don’t know what it does, except something horrible.


[referring to the clock]
Jonathan Barnavelt: Three gongs. Last time it was four. What happens when it gets down to one?
Mrs. Zimmerman: Nothing good, that’s for certain.


Jonathan Barnavelt: We have to destroy the clock.


Jonathan Barnavelt: So creepy.


Lewis Barnavelt: You can’t do this alone. I can help you! You want to see some real magic, I’ll show you.


[as they about to fight with some live Halloween pumpkins]
Jonathan Barnavelt: Shall we?
Mrs. Zimmerman: God, I hate pumpkins.


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