Starring: Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Julie Engelbrecht, Elijah Wood, Michael Caine, Rena Owen, Olafur Darri Olafsson


Story: Action fantasy which follows witch hunter, Kaulder (Vin Diesel), a valiant warrior who managed to slay the all-powerful Queen Witch (Julie Engelbrecht), decimating her followers in the process. In the moments right before her death, the Queen curses Kaulder with her own immortality, forever separating him from his beloved wife and daughter in the afterlife.

Today Kaulder is the only one of his kind remaining, and has spent centuries hunting down rogue witches, all the while yearning for his long-lost loved ones. However, unbeknownst to Kaulder, the Queen Witch is resurrected and seeks revenge on her killer causing an epic battle that will determine the survival of the human race.

In order to stop Queen Witch Kaluder partners up with a beautiful female witch Chloe (Rose Leslie), something that he thought he would never do.

Verdict: No real surprises here the movie is both deeply ridiculous and entertaining. It’s one of those where you can just switch your brain off, sit back and enjoy it for what it is.


Best Quotes (Total Quotes: 16)


Dolan Thirty-Six: For centuries your immortality has made you the greatest soldier of the Axe and Cross. But something else has been waiting for you, beyond good, beyond evil. And so it begins.


Dolan Thirty-Six: [to Klauder] I’ve been reading the history of your life, and I’ve written my fair share of it. But your story has no ending.


Dolan Thirty-Six: [to Klauder] You have tasted more of life than I could have ever imagined. But your story has no ending.


Dolan Thirty-Six: [to Klauder] Your immortality has made you the greatest soldier of the Axe and Cross in a war between our world and the next.


Kaulder: Do you know what it’s like to live forever?


Kaulder: [to Chloe] I need you to take me to the dream world. It’s the only way to fight what’s coming.


Kaulder: Yeah, you’re not qualified for what happens next.


Chloe: [to Klauder] If you die in there, you die out here.


Dolan Thirty-Seven: I’ve waited my whole life for the opportunity to help you.
Kaulder: Well now’s your chance.


Kaulder: You wanna quit?
Dolan Thirty-Seven: No. I want a raise.


Kaulder: You know what I’m afraid of? Nothing.


Kaulder: Every chain has a weak link.


Witch Queen: You cling to your pathetic life, those closest to you betray you and those you claim to protect don’t even know your name.


Chloe: What do you know about us? We have green skin, wear pointy hats and got burned to the stake at Salem!
Kaulder: Salem was wrong, those women were innocent!
Chloe: You don’t care, you weren’t one of them!
Kaulder: I’m not, but I do care.


Kaulder: We don’t destroy witches anymore, incarcerate them, taken the most powerful witches that walked the Earth and put them in one place.
Dolan Thirty-Six: Witch prison
Kaulder: They’ve been waiting to be released, to exact revenge, we created the perfect coven.


Kaulder: [to Witch Queen] You know the benefit of eternal life? I get to kill you twice.

Total Quotes: 16






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