Starring: Patton Oswalt, Eric Stonestreet, Kevin Hart, Jenny Slate, Ellie Kemper, Lake Bell, Dana Carvey, Hannibal Buress, Bobby Moynihan, Tiffany Haddish, Nick Kroll, Harrison Ford, Pete Holmes


Animated comedy sequel directed by Chris Renaud, which follows the lives our pets lead after we leave for work or school each day.



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Katie: Hey, Maxie, let’s say we go for a walk.


[as he’s going for a walk with Katie]
Max: Ah, I got to admit, this is nice.
[Max walks by another dog with his owner]
Dog: I don’t want to go the vet!
Max: Uh, the vet!
[he stops walking]
Max: No! No, no, no!
Katie: Come on, buddy.
Max: You tricked me!
[Katie pulls on Max’s leash into the vet]


[sitting in the waiting room at the vet]
Cat: First time here?
Max: Uh, yeah.
Cat: Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business. You’re going to love him. He specializes in behavioral disorder.
Max: But I don’t have a behavioral disorder. I, I…
Cat: Yeah, I’m fine too. It’s my human that’s nuts. I mean, you know, I, I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out. I bring her dead mouse, right in the garbage!
[the cat starts getting hysterical at his owner]
Cat: Is nothing I do good enough for you, mother?!
Max: Okay.


[Max looks over at the guinea pig in its cage at the vet, running around in its cage wheel]
Guinea Pig: I run, I can run, and I run, and I run, and I get out, and I’ve gone nowhere. Nowhere!


[Max sees a nervous looking dog waiting at the vet]
Nervous Dog: My owner always says, “You’re such a good dog,” and I feel like a good dog. But what if deep down I’m a bad dog? What if I’m a bad dog?!


[Max notices two creepy looking Siamese twin cats]
Siamese Twin Cats: We start fires.
[Max freaks out and yells]


Daisy: That was weird.
Chloe: Oh, sister, it’s going to get way weirder.


Gidget: Chloe, why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Chloe: My owner might have given me a little bit of catnap.
Gidget: Oh, okay. Gotcha. That’s great. Um…
Chloe: Do you hear that?
Gidget: Chloe, you’re purring.
Chloe: Oh, I wonder what other sounds I could make.
[Chloe starts making strange meow sounds]
Gidget: Are you finished?
[Chloe make another weird sound]


[dressed in his superhero outfit]
Snowball: Good morning, New York City!
[starts singing his superhero theme as he poses for flight off]
Max: Snowball, what are you doing?
Snowball: What’s it look like I’m doing? I’m doing superhero stuff.


[in her bedroom with Snowball and her toys]
Molly: I’m calling this meeting of the superhero animal friends to order.
Molly’s Mother: Come on, Molly. Time to go.
Molly: Ooh. I’m going to be late for school. Captain Snowball, you’re in charge while I’m gone.
[she kisses Snowball and leaves the room, Snowball continues the meeting with the other toys]
Snowball: First of all, I want to welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a red blanket, and hence forth will be known as Pink Thunder. Personally, I like the new look.


Daisy: What you’re about to hear is the most dramatic thing you ever heard in your whole life.


Daisy: Excuse me, do you any of you know Captain Snowball?
Snowball: Uh, yes. Yes, we do.
Chloe: And here we go.
Daisy: My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. I don’t mean to sound dramatic, but a poor defenseless animal needs saving. I need Captain Snowball for top secret…
Snowball: Well, I got to go. But nice meeting you, uh, what was it again?
Daisy: Okay, you don’t listen. It’s Daisy.
[he starts hopping off]
Snowball: Whatever. Okay, I got the dude that gets stuff to do things. Bye-bye.


[Snowball puts on his superhero costume]
Snowball: It’s Snow-time, baby.
[Daisy here’s Snowball shouting]
Daisy: Uh, is he okay?
Chloe: Not in any way, no.


[Snowball hops in front of Daisy and Chloe dressed in his superhero costume]
Snowball: Hello, citizens.
Daisy: Who is that? Mm-mm-mm.
Snowball: I’m Captain Snowball. Let’s free that tiger.
Daisy: Or die trying.
Snowball: Well, I mean…
Daisy: I mean we might.
Snowball: Um…
Daisy: Probably you.
Snowball: Huh?
Daisy: You’re wearing a bright suit. Everyone’s going to notice you. I’ll be fine.


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