Starring: Patton Oswalt, Eric Stonestreet, Kevin Hart, Jenny Slate, Ellie Kemper, Lake Bell, Dana Carvey, Hannibal Buress, Bobby Moynihan, Tiffany Haddish, Nick Kroll, Harrison Ford, Pete Holmes
Animated comedy sequel directed by Chris Renaud, which follows the lives our pets lead after we leave for work or school each day.
Katie: Hey, Maxie, let’s say we go for a walk.
[as he’s going for a walk with Katie]
Max: Ah, I got to admit, this is nice.
[Max walks by another dog with his owner]
Dog: I don’t want to go the vet!
Max: Uh, the vet!
[he stops walking]
Max: No! No, no, no!
Katie: Come on, buddy.
Max: You tricked me!
[Katie pulls on Max’s leash into the vet]
[sitting in the waiting room at the vet]
Cat: First time here?
Max: Uh, yeah.
Cat: Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business. You’re going to love him. He specializes in behavioral disorder.
Max: But I don’t have a behavioral disorder. I, I…
Cat: Yeah, I’m fine too. It’s my human that’s nuts. I mean, you know, I, I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out. I bring her dead mouse, right in the garbage!
[the cat starts getting hysterical at his owner]
Cat: Is nothing I do good enough for you, mother?!
[Max looks over at the guinea pig in its cage at the vet, running around in its cage wheel]
Guinea Pig: I run, I can run, and I run, and I run, and I get out, and I’ve gone nowhere. Nowhere!
[Max sees a nervous looking dog waiting at the vet]
Nervous Dog: My owner always says, “You’re such a good dog,” and I feel like a good dog. But what if deep down I’m a bad dog? What if I’m a bad dog?!
[Max notices two creepy looking Siamese twin cats]
Siamese Twin Cats: We start fires.
[Max freaks out and yells]
Sonya: That was weird.
Chloe: Oh, sister, it’s going to get way weirder.
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