Starring: Mila Kunis, Kate McKinnon, Sam Heughan, Justin Theroux, Gillian Anderson, Hasan Minhaj, Ivanna Sakhno

Story: Action comedy  directed and co-written by Susanna Fogel which follows best friends Audrey (Mila Kunis) and Morgan (Kate McKinnon), who are thrust unexpectedly into an international conspiracy when Audrey’s ex-boyfriend (Justin Theroux) shows up at their apartment with a team of deadly assassins on his trail. The duo jump into action and go on the run throughout Europe from assassins and a suspicious-but-charming British agent, Sebastian (Sam Heughan), as they hatch a plan to save the world.

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[on the run they get into a car which has a stick shift]
Audrey: It’s a stick! Do you know how drive a stick?
[to the owners of the car as tries to put the gar in gear and drive away]
Audrey: I’m so sorry.
Morgan: It’s an emergency.
Audrey: Do you know how to change a gear?
Morgan: What’s a gear?
Man: Get out!
[the slowly crash into a magazine stand]
Audrey: Get out. Of course.


CIA Agent: We just want to talk about your boyfriend.
Audrey: But he dumped me.
Sebastian: Drew is CIA.
Audrey: I’m sorry, what?!


Drew: [to Audrey] Some bad people are after and now they’re after you.


Audrey: Why is this happening?
Morgan: I don’t know, because you dated a spy.


Audrey: [to Morgan] It’s flashdrive. You have to swallow it before they come back.


Morgan: There is no turning back for us. We’re semi-professionals at this point. Professional. We are professional.


Audrey: Oh, my God! I killed someone! I killed someone!
Morgan: Stop yelling that!


Nadedja: I ask questions. If I don’t like the answer…
[she back flips and turns to kick Morgan on her nose]
Audrey: Oh, my God!
Nadedja: You feel pain.
Morgan: I’ll tell you anything you want to know. I’ve never kept a secret in my life. Audrey shaves between her boobs.
Audrey: Morgan flosses with her hair.
Morgan: She has sex dreams about Minions.
Audrey: Just the one Minion with the one eye.
Morgan: She Googled it on my computer and now I get a lot of weird ads.


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