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Starring: Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Charlie Day, Jack Black, Keegan-Michael Key, Seth Rogen, Fred Armisen, Sebastian Maniscalco, Charles Martinet, Kevin Michael Richardson
Illumination animated adventure comedy directed by Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic, based on Nintendo’s Mario video game franchise. The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) follows Mario (Chris Pratt), a plumber who travels through an underground labyrinth with his brother, Luigi (Charlie Day), trying to save a captured Princess Peach (Anya Taylor-Joy).
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Woman: [from from their plumbing TV commercial] Thank you Super Mario Bros. It seems like the only thing you haven’t drained, is my bank account.
Woman: [from from their plumbing TV commercial] For super service call or text Super Mario Bros. Plumbing today, at 929-55-MARIO. Or reach us on the World Wide Web at smbplumbing.com.
Kamek: Behold the king of the Koopas.
Bowser: Open the gates!
Penguin Kin: [as the gates are opened] Attack!
Penguin Kin: [after the tiny penguins throw snowballs at Bowser] That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?
Bowser: I do not.
Bowser: I finally found it. Now who’s going to stop me?!
Bowser: Not sure if you know who I am, but I’m about to rule the world.
Luigi: Wow. Yay.
Bowser: But there’s one problem. There’s a human, has a mustache just like you.
Luigi: Do you think I know every human being with a mustache, wearing an identical outfit with a hat, with a letter of his first name on it? Because I don’t.
Mario: What is this place?
Toad: Do not touch that mushroom! You’ll die! Oh, I’m sorry. That one’s perfectly fine.
Toad: Come on, Mario!
Mario: Mushroom Kingdom, here we come.
Mario: Alright. Let’s-a go.
Toad: Excuse me everybody, coming through. I got a big adventure happening right now. Just clear a path for us. If I could just…
Mario: Here you go.
Toad: Excuse me. Excuse me everybody, coming through! This guy’s brother is going to die imminently! Out of the way please! Just trying to clear a path. That’s all I’m doing. He’s going to be fine.
Toad: And up we go.
Mario: Going up?
Mario: Woh! Okay. So these bricks are just floating here?
Toad: Just pop in this pipe, and we’re on our way.
Toad: It’s the only way to fly man.
Mario: [as he gets sucked into the pipes] Oh, wow. Love these pipes. Ahh!
Toad: [to Mario] Here we are. Palace doors. Bing. Bang. Boom. Come on! Woo!
Princess Peach: Bowser is coming. Together we are going to stop that monster.
Toad: How? Look at us. We’re adorable.
Mario: Oh, I got this. No problem.
Donkey Kong: [to Mario] You got the cat box! Oh, my… I’m sorry. Okay. Now you die.
Toad: Come on, Mario. Our big adventure begins now.
Mario: Ah! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Princess Peach: There’s a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies. They’re all counting on us. No pressure.
Mario: Where am I?
Ember: Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
Penguin King: Pay him no heed. He’s cute, but he is…
Mario: There’s got to be a way out of here.
Ember: There’s no escape. The only hope is the sweet relief of death.
Penguin King: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me!
Bowser: My army! Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are! We will destroy The Mushroom Kingdom.
Princess Peach: Bowser is coming.
Mario: I’m not afraid. I’ll do anything for my brother.
Princess Peach: We’re going to save him.
Donkey Kong: Yes! Fire!
Mario: You asked for it!
Donkey Kong: This is fun.
Princess Peach: Here we go!
Bowser: Let’s end this.