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Starring: Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Charlie Day, Jack Black, Keegan-Michael Key, Seth Rogen, Fred Armisen, Sebastian Maniscalco, Charles Martinet, Kevin Michael Richardson
Story:
Illumination animated adventure comedy directed by Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic, based on Nintendo’s Mario video game franchise. The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) follows Mario (Chris Pratt), a plumber who travels through an underground labyrinth with his brother, Luigi (Charlie Day), trying to save a captured Princess Peach (Anya Taylor-Joy).
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Kamek: Behold the king of the Koopas.
Bowser: Open the gates!
Penguin Kin: [as the gates are opened] Attack!
Penguin Kin: [after the tiny penguins throw snowballs at Bowser] That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?
Bowser: I do not.
Bowser: I finally found it. Now who’s going to stop me?!
Bowser: Not sure if you know who I am, but I’m about to rule the world.
Luigi: Wow. Yay.
Bowser: But there’s one problem. There’s a human, has a mustache just like you.
Luigi: Do you think I know every human being with a mustache, wearing an identical outfit with a hat, with a letter of his first name on it? Because I don’t.
Mario: What is this place?
Toad: Do not touch that mushroom! You’ll die! Oh, I’m sorry. That one’s perfectly fine.
Toad: Come on, Mario!
Mario: Mushroom Kingdom, here we come.
Mario: Alright. Let’s-a go.
Princess Peach: Bowser is coming. Together we are going to stop that monster.
Toad: How? Look at us. We’re adorable.
Mario: Oh, I got this. No problem.
Toad: Come on, Mario. Our big adventure begins now.
Mario: Ah! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Princess Peach: There’s a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies. They’re all counting on us. No pressure.
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